• Titanic (1997)
Scientist: Where's the diamond?
Old lady: *three hour long story about
how she lost her virginity*
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    • “Ok lady we sunk millions into this, can we see the diamond?” *she proceeds to throw the diamond into the ocean*
      TheSpoi 4 jul
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    • Then she throws away the diamond
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    • Bitch murders a commoner to have more room for laying down
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    • Ok but jack definitely could've survived. I'm convinced that he wanted to die
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    • "you mean did we do it? Sorry to disappoint you Mr. Bodine, but Jack was very professional"
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    • Then she threw it into the ocean
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    • Should I give this 300 million dollar diamond to my kids, or chuck it overboard? Fuck them kids!!!
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    • There’s an alternate ending where they catch her about to drop the diamond in the water and try to convince her not to.
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    • She was no virgin when she met Jack. Cal was hitting that already.
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    • Porn hub doesn’t waste my time lost virginity in :30 any clip
      trex1966 4 jul
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    • Get off the board Jack, we’re not both gonna fit
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    • Ask an old woman something and she always starts from the very very beginning
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    • Seems smooth and spotless. 7/10
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    • WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!
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    • Can’t wait for the remake where they make her black and lesbian
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    • dumb bitch could've left her kids and grandkids in pretty damn good financial shape but instead the dumbass throws it in the ocean.
      httr4824 4 jul
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    • Just like online recipes, a 3 hour story first.
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    • that’s just how all old people are
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    • She deadass gave them the whole rundown from the start to the finish and they were sitting around eating it all up too!!...rose knew exactly what she was doing
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    • Is that really what it was? Never seen the movie
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    • Okay so the titanic sank on April 15th which is my birthday and the movie came out in 1997 which is the year I was born. I’m gonna fuckin die on a boat aren’t I
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    • She was a Whore..
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    • You guys think jack was hung
      Tantor1 4 jul
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    • She was engaged, I doubt that was her first time
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    • Bruh I drank a whole bottle of windex yesterday and a fuck ton of ibuprofen and didn’t throw up or die but my pee turned like blackish. How do people over dose but I literally can’t
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    • It's been 84 years...
      Lesbians 4 jul
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    • jack fucks
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    • Me when
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    • "Rose? Where's the diamond?"
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    • Have you talked to an old person? That is how long their stories take and it’s never about what you asked
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    • It still pisses me off that she threw the stone away instead of giving it to her grand daughter. Selfish.
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    • Fuck titanic all my homies hate titanic.
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    • And then the old bitch went “tehe” and threw it back in the ocean in classic oldsenilebitchthinkingshe’sbeingclever fashion
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    • It was a good story tho aye
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    • It’s crazy how none of them had a diamond detector on them
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    • The person not caring about how she lost her virginity
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    • The most accurate representation of trying to get info out of grandmas dimentia ridden mind
      zweeble 4 jul
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    • "The diamond? Oh you mean my pussy hahaha well you so jack was a sweet boy very tall..."
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    • Titantic should've been about the head cook. It was a better story and more truthful
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    • But where did she say that she gave her virginity to jack?
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    • Relatble.
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    • She wasn't no virgin.
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    • MatteoD 4 jul
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    • First
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    • And after all that, find out it's at the bottom of the fucking ocean.
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    • Movie sucked dick.
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    • Why are they redoing features constantly
      Fakts 7 jul
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    • Haven't seen this one before
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    • Use to have this woman come in through drive through and order a burrito supreme, no lettuce, meat, or tomatoes. And even after informing her that is LITERALLY a bean burrito (which is $2 cheaper) she still said it wouldn't be made right if she didn't do it that way...
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    • I would’ve drowned that old cunt if she gave me a 3 hour fuck story and threw away the whole reason I was there and my life’s work just cause of some dead boy she knew 80 years ago.
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    • Bitch knows u needs to find the diamonds and she knows it!
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    • The three richest men in America died on the titanic
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    • If you’re ever lonely and need someone to talk your ear off find an old person and they’ll keep you company for decades
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    • Jack Dawson.
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    • The diamond wouldn’t have been her or her family’s to sell. It was owned by the insurance company.
      chem250 6 jul
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    • Scientists?
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    • Why is this true ?
      Joquer 6 jul
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    • Okay so I’m a bit confused. In the movie did jack actually steal the diamond at one point?
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    • Dementia's a helluva thing.
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    • .. jack wanted to die before rose found out he gave her herpes
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    • She could have let him on but she didn't. She could have fed every child in Africa but she threw it overboard. That bitch was a cancer on the ass crack of humanity.
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    • I understand why she threw it in the ocean, but i also think, why didn't she give it to her granddaughter
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    • Then plops the bitch back in the water like its not fuckin priceless
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    • Bitch had it the whole time too
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    • Hey if that's how you lost your virginity you would brag too
      Passadon 6 jul
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    • Can't fault her for wanting to tell the story
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    • And then when she’s done telling you this tmi story she throws the diamond in to the ocean knowing she just made everyone even more uncomfortable
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    • Pretty much
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    • Yeah because that’s all to take from it
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    • I think you are focusing on the wrong part of the story...
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    • The real diamond... is you🥺
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    • Give me the diamond u dumb fuck. Why’d u throw it away
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    • 1997.swf
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    • Hey don't knock my movie
      t6j2c0 5 jul
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    • Titanic was just a bad movie
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    • I wonder if the point of the movie was that memories are more valuable than heirlooms nah
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    • I always found the scene where the old bitty just goes “doops” and drops it into the ocean annoying. Not because shes doing but idk just her attitude
      smolyam 5 jul
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    • Ooh
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    • The Lorax in a nutshell
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    • *Complains about how she feels like a rich white slave with conveniently no black people around*
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    • Titanic was the year of 1912
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    • Rose was not a virgin XD
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    • But Rose wasn't a virgin...
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    • All just to tell them its lost at the bottom of the ocean God knows where.
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    • And then she throws it in the ocean and dies...
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    • Same though
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    • Yeah she wasn't a virgin
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    • The bite of 97???
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