• Time travel: *is invented*
Girls: Yes, I can relive the best moments with my ex.
Boys:
JOHNNV¿NO! SHE'S
A PSYCHO BITCH!
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    • Why would you want to go back in time to spend time with your ex? They're an ex for a reason
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    • The fact that she’s only facing charges for falsifying claims, and not for literally assaulting him, is some complete bullshit
      AjaxSoap 30 jul
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    • “ADAM, EVE IS A WOMAN! SHES A WOMAN! STAY AWAY FROM HER!”
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    • Rather let it happen because their case showed the world that men can be victims
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    • Bruh I’d go back in time after running out of a bag of chips just to eat more chips.
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    • TheTexasStubby
      Id go back and gun down the production room for the last air bender movie
      TheTexasStubby 30 jul
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    • *goes back to stop Steve Irwin from dying*
      XC_Memes 30 jul
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    • Id back in time and punch myself in the face
      tweb 30 jul
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    • You ever try writing a long comment on a featured post and notice that iFunny keeps flipping down to the ad and practically forcing you to click it by mistake? Probably a desperate ploy to make some ad revenue.
      Plain 30 jul
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    • If you go back in time to stop an event from happening, you will the reason why it happened in the first place. Because it already happened
      Zeugl 30 jul
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    • Protect our pirate man
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    • I don't wanna fuck Amber Heard. Even I have standards
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    • i’d save the gorilla
      TheJuic3 30 jul
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    • You drew his fuckin legs on
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    • Id go back & tell my mom to go to nursing school as soon as she can or go tell my dad to not drop out. I might not exist after these changes but damn will my parents be happier
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    • Who won the trial?
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    • content not available more
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    • Me: goes back in time to warn hit ler of the Japanese plans to bomb pearl harbor, successfully preventing the U.S to enter the war, making the germans win the war with the atomic bomb, resulting in a world where technology is 500 years in advance. Then with the time machine built there
      sss_doggo 30 jul
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    • Nah I'd save that damn gorrila
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    • I'd go back and tell my parents to rethink having me, they sacrificed everything for my sake and I would rather they achieve their dreams than have to raise my failure of an ass.
      BIGWITA 30 jul
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    • ABE! TURN AROUND!
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    • Honestly wish I could go back to 2017, I used to be happy back then and now I kinda just live day to day.
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    • Judge: "yes Johnny you won the trial, but we're going to have to adjust for your male privilege and sentence you to 30 years in prison."
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    • “Oh hello friend, oh you want a hug? That’s ok” me: *crying* “thank you mister Rogers”
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    • I would go back in time to find Obama’s last name
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    • Go back in time to save Harambe
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    • Because of that ##### my man might not be in the new pirates of the Caribbean movie, and to be honest who is going to watch that movie without him in it.
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    • Every time I see Johnny Depp not in costume I can’t comprehend the way he looks
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    • I would go back in time to buy games and consoles in a store when they're old enough to be on sale, but not old enough where their not available
      coldmanfx 30 jul
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    • I’d go back in time and keep working out more
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    • Bro if time travel was real I’d look up the dates if any were publicly released that amber heard abused Johnny, then I’d go to those dates and get some photo graphic evidence
      googy389 30 jul
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    • Goes back to June 3rd of 2018, just to spend more time with my girlfriend, and to relive the amazing two years I've had with her
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    • I would do this to help a brotha
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    • Wait if your girlfriend would go back to spend time with their ex that would then imply that the time travel would simply send your mind back to that time in your life and not your whole self since then she would be making her ex cheat on herself because he would be with two different entities
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    • K1ql Hit ler and assume power
      artoriasd 30 jul
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    • The dudes legs are painted in
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    • *Happy Fue.hrer noises*
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    • Save the gorilla
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    • Ok
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    • Tbh I feel like stopping something wouldn’t really do anything to your present and instead just make an alternate timeline
      i_Grim 1 aug
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    • I would save Forrest from Jenny
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    • PorkSword 30 jul
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    • Level 1000 Chad
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    • Don't make the same mistake like I did
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    • I hate to say it, but I’m kind of happy the Johnny Depp thing is happening. It sucks that he’s going through it, but he’s one tough motherfucker and it’s finally drawing attention to an issue that no one ever really wants to acknowledge.
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    • I’d give myself all of the answer sheets to all the missed homework I had as far as I can remember. Or just teach myself not to be so fucking stupid. Maybe do some immoral shit and a montage while I’m at it
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    • I love how he had to add the legs
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    • xavvier 30 jul
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    • Phexal 30 jul
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    • Boys: “we’re quirky and women are boring.” Girls: “stop making stupid memes, this is why we don’t want to sleep with you.”
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    • But she’s soooooooo hot
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    • I'd murk Martin Luther king jr as a baby
      stuny 30 jul
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    • I'd ask of my parents not to try for a child, it caused many many people to be hurt and not even because I did anything, my mom turned out to be a psycho
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    • Leave her Johnny, leave her ooooh, leave her Johnny, leave her!
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    • Sorry ma’am the gorilla exhibit is closed
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    • They liked to shit in the bed so they’re both crazy
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    • why can’t i go foward in time?
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    • She's telling him, "Don't act out, or I'll take another fingertip," right there.
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    • Will Smith too?
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    • Go back and tell will Smith what happens
      wholelot 2 aug
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    • I dont know about the girl section
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    • I would use it to become an immortal god but you do you
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    • Protect johnny, harambe, and save will from heart break
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    • I would stop slavery
      Zamasuu 2 aug
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    • Dude time machine I would teach my younger self everything I’ve learned
      wassew 2 aug
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    • Shit I’d rather go back in time and help will smith
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    • I’ll make Jada regret that entanglement by painting a house with her great grandfathers brains in 1942
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    • Goes back in time and stops the slaves from being brought over to america
      Brableu 2 aug
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    • I'd eat some corn from back then
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    • Yo guys is it just me or did it hit me that 2017 was already 3 years ago
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    • My sister thinks Johnny is at fault. How many times should I stab her
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    • I'd go back to try and figure out how life started, like how we began on this planet
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    • Goes back to stop harambe from dying to pull us out of the dark timeline
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    • If time travel is invented, it has always existed. Because it exists in the time it traveled back to, but we don’t know about it yet. I have a theory that “aliens” are just future humans looking at history. And a UFO is the time machine
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    • Imagine wanting to go back with an ex
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    • Will smiths wife, herambe and a bunch of other shit
      fEDDboi 2 aug
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    • What about will smith
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    • Fuck Depp. Junkie asshole.
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    • Question is, if the psycho bitch fucks like a psycho, would you still avoid that train?
      hyperjay 2 aug
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    • Good
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    • I would like to go back in time to stop myself from deleting my game after I caught my first shiny. I thought it was a glitch
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    • She deserves a smash in the teeth
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    • I would tell my self to not to goof around and actully do smth
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    • I’d go back to stop my parents from conceiving me... this generation is fucked
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    • Id still go back and save steve irwin
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    • I would tell Steve Irwin the beach is closed
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    • Give this man all the pirate rolls we can put together
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    • 2 why would you go with your ex? Thier called an ex for a reason
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    • 1 yes save Johnny!!!
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    • Amber Turd
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    • Fuck Amber Heard lying piece of shit ugly bitch
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    • I'm coming Steve!
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    • Dont do this Johnny your using the wrong head man
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    • If I went back and kiIIed my grandfather as a kid, then I would never be born. However since I was never born, I wouldn’t be able to go back and kiII him.
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    • I’m with Johnny Depp
      Dolemite 1 aug
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    • People are like “oh but she is hot so it’s okay” let’s not make fucking jokes about this
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