• Time travel *is invented*
Everyone else Yes, I can meet my past self
Me on my way to stop my neighbor from
having sex so his annoying kid is never born
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    • I'd just make it so I won that 1.6 billion lotto
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    • Did you know if you invested $1 in Bitcoin at its lowest point and bought and sold at every major point you would have over 1 billion dollars?
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    • I'd go back and invest in google or some other company that peiple didnt thinl would get as big as it did
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    • I'd just make it so my parents invested in Zoom stocks prior to the pandemic
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    • Everyone saying they would go back and win the lottery... Fuck that! Research any lost treasures and go back in time to just before they disappeared and take them. Sell them for a shit ton on the future black market or something simpler put money into an old bank brand invest while it is small. 1/2
      GJMob 6 aug
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    • Time travel hasn’t been invented in any future yet bc if it has then time would no longer be linear and we’d know instantly
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    • you wouldn’t disappear you’d just create a branch in the timeline where you didn’t exist, on top of the previous one where you were where you suddenly just disappeared using a time machine. now you’re back as an adult in like the 1990s or something.
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    • I’d go back to when my frontal lobe was developing (it still is, but it’s almost done) and tell myself to stop listening to Hall and Oates. Cause now they’re my favorite and I love them but all my friends hate them, so when we hang out we never listen to Hall and Oates
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    • But then you wouldn't be around to stop yourself from being born which mean you would be born which means you would go back and stop ypurself from being born which means ypu wouldn't be around to stop ypurself from being born.... 😳
      crushdoa 6 aug
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    • Imagine being in a grocery store about 7 months ago, and you see a guy with a mask. He says it's a joke you'll understand soon. That's what I'd do with a time machine
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    • Honestly if I could do one thing in the past it would be to become the first person to get a perfect March Madness bracket
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    • This is a shit format
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    • But the annoying kid is still there and you start to notice before you go that he kinda looks like your “dad”
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    • I love the rules of time travel from other shows and movies. In Dragon Ball, you can only travel forward in time because traveling to the past is against the rules. Trunks unknowingly broke rules
      JediAray 6 aug
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    • Me going back to ki11 George floyd secretly so Marxism doesn't get a foothold in America
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    • If you guys want to know something interesting about the butterfly effect it was most likely disproven via a simulation with a quantum computer at the Los Alamos national laboratory I can't paste the URL but if you want to look it up Google butterfly effect disproven
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    • Hear me out, time travel x minutes/hours/days/years into the pastand after that amount of time time travel the same amount and keep doing that and you'll have infinite clones of you
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    • Technically time travel to the future is possible (you’d need to move at incredible speeds however). Time traveling to the past is pretty much impossible however using wormholes Im pretty sure you could go to a spot in space say 100 light years away from Earth and look at Earth through a 1/2
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    • Unless it's multiverse theory
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    • I’d make my parents invest in Zoom stocks or something like that, then if I can go, tell myself to do that
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    • Go back in time and establish better eating and exercise habits on myself, also socializing more, and also find out what that one supplement is that makes your dick bigger while going through puberty.
      av43 7 aug
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    • This isnt how time travel works
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    • How are you the neighbors kid?
      sk3tchy 6 aug
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    • Oh shits
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    • Hold up
      Yatsuto 6 aug
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    • I saw the words “sex” and “his kid” way too close together
      Favray 6 aug
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    • I’d time travel and smack my past self for being such a little shit and making poor life decisions
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    • I'm confused. Are you saying that some beat you to stopping your parents? Or that your dad isn't your dad but your neighbor fucked you mom and is secretly your dad
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    • I never noticed that was Arnie tf
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    • I would go sh00t myself
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    • Me and all my time travel selves in 2028 Presidential caused Civil War
      NoTap 6 aug
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    • Nice job on the lotto dude
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      De_gato 6 aug
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    • Damn, that kid went from a fat black person to rip as hell white dude.
      Redhash 6 aug
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    • I’d go back and see my dead kitty
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    • *sniff sniff* illegal time travel paradox detected
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    • Imagine if someone wanted you dead so bad that they went back in time to keep you from being born and you were constantly battling to keep from being erased. That would be fuckin terrifying
      s3v3r 9 aug
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    • How did Hercules in New York become memed? It's memeable but I assumed no one's ever heard of it
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    • Go back place all your money on one team in a really really old world series then leave all that money to inflate rinse and repeat then when you have billions buy stocks in the coca cola oil company Microsoft stuff like that
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    • Time travel is like this, if it’s ever invented, then it’s always been invented
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    • I’d probably fuck myself ngl just to spite all the people who say “go fuck yourself” just to say that I already have
      EasyBake 9 aug
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    • A self burn; that’s rare.
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    • Joota 9 aug
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    • Everyone is going to the past man fuck that I’m going to the future
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    • I would’ve invested into Disney, Apple in the late 80’s and in Zoom
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    • Time travel is such a fucking paradoxical parade cause by the butterfly effect logic simply going to the past it should erase you or anyone from history by such small little events since your memory doesn’t confide with the changed timeline. Unless your memory acts as Deja vu or multiverse theory
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    • If that were the case you would've never been born leading you to never go back meaning you wouldn't stop you from being born meaning you'd be born leading into stopping yourself again
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    • I’d head back to may 28 2016
      Splopur 8 aug
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    • Is anyone gonna try to stop that guy in wuhan that ate that bat?
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    • I'm an agent of chaos
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    • id spy on the people that bought a ton of like $1 shares of bitcoins years ago that lost their usb, take it and be rich, thats only one thing id do
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    • the child who got too close to harambe will no longer exist
      kaazal 8 aug
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      Gonnacry 8 aug
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    • He would create a paradox wouldnt he?
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    • This creates a paradox. If you stop yourself from being born, you don't exist to stop yourself from being born. This in turn makes you exist to prevent your birth, restarting the paradox infinitely
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    • Chads save the Library of Alexandria
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    • I’d go back to the revolutionary war and make sure the British never exist again. But at the same time the Star Spangled Banner wouldn’t exist and I fuckin’ live that song.
      Koolmems 7 aug
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    • You can't say that time travel hasn't been invented yet due to the fluidity of time
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    • That's why I said to win the pot before the actual winner that way you don't have to waste time or go through the whole process of stopping others from winning
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    • PROJECT ALMANAC (movie) I thought it was decent targeted at Young Adults just FYI
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    • THATS NOT HOW TIME TRAVEL WORKS. TIME IS LINEAR SO THE TIMELINE WOULD BE THAT A NORMAL TIMELINE WENT BY, YOU WENT BACK IN TIME AND CHANGED THE FUTURE. THE TIMELINE WOULD THEREFORE DIVERGE BUT BECAUSE YOU WENT BACK IN TIME YOURE NO LONGER PART OF SAID TIMELINE THEREFORE YOU WOULDNT FADE AWAY.
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    • I would prevent that kid from falling into Harambe's enclosure and then go and live my life like normal not even bothering to go back to the new future I made and instead living out my choice to remain in the past and experience the new future as it happens around me
      Yorton 7 aug
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    • I would go back to 2009 and invest $1000 into bitcoin and I would come back with $92 million
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    • Then you would never be born to stop your neighbor, therefore they would still have the kid. Then the loop continues.
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    • Invest in bitcoin
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    • See time travel is such a flawed concept and thats why we dont deserve its powers. It should be used for good like court cases and not for personal valie where it just creates alternate timelines.
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    • What?
      DCummi 7 aug
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    • I'd save emperor Aurelian
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    • I would go back in time and make sure it was 6 gorillion
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    • Just buy like 10k in bitcoin and sell it when it was at like 19k a coin all that time ago
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    • Mission accomplished
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    • Just pull a Fry and fuck your parent
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    • Scary shadow coming at me in my dream. Me forcing myself to wake up.
      x_THIR_x 7 aug
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    • I'm too high for this shit bruh. Yall talking about time travel and shit
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    • I would go and murder Susan Wabbajack before she becomes the CEO of YouTube
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    • I would go back to February and tell my self to TELL HER. Don’t listen to you bitch ass brain and to just tell her. That’s all
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    • I would find the first humans and massacre them. We were a mistake
      Zumato 7 aug
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    • Plot twist 100
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    • time travel? more like DiMeNsIoNaL tRaNsPoRtEr
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    • I would buy a fuck Ton of automatics and tanks so, I can become grandfather in
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    • Wouldn't that create a paradox, I never understood going back in time to stop something from happening cause then that would fuxk shit up in the future or create a paradox
      sipapi69 7 aug
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    • i would've gotten a shit ton of bitcoins
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    • Bueno audios master
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    • If you go back and k!ll your father, you wont exist so who k!lled your father?
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    • I see all these dumb jokes of going to stop this person from being born when I'd just go back stop steve irwin from dying and save robin Williams and give him a hug
      sibusky 7 aug
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    • Anyone else get that fantasy where they wish they could restart life but with all the knowledge you now have
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    • I'd go back and fuck myself
      Leo1355 7 aug
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    • Bright side. You have a brother!
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    • What movie is that where Arnold apears
      Kuevo 7 aug
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    • That’s not how time travel works
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    • Ohh self burn. I like it
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