ACCT Philly @
@ACCTPhilly
Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat
AM - Sep 23, 2020
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DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
29 sep 2020
ACCT Philly @ @ACCTPhilly Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat AM - Sep 23, 2020 16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
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CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
Th we ~ and this CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Requeum Requeum
8 jan 2021
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
hen you finally get to her yard
Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
skiparockMarky skiparockMarky
30 nov 2020
hen you finally get to her yard Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
IG THECOMPLETEFACTS
INSTAGRAM ww THECOMPLETEFA
If you put a torch ina dogs mouth, the light will come out of its rear end.
IFuck3dMyStepSister IFuck3dMyStepSister
22 sep 2020
IG THECOMPLETEFACTS INSTAGRAM ww THECOMPLETEFA If you put a torch ina dogs mouth, the light will come out of its rear end.
Be careful what you wish for!
deadly_idkwhattona deadly_idkwhattona
18 feb
Be careful what you wish for!
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally
punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
RoninGamer RoninGamer
8 may
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail.
LolaBit LolaBit
30 mar
In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail.
DP" RAWDOGITHATONVYGEND:
DP" RAWDOGITHATONVYGEND:
BEST MOVIE
LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG
(1975)
Poll_man Poll_man
24 sep 2020
BEST MOVIE LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)
One of these things is not like the other....
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
12 jan 2021
One of these things is not like the other....
MAN BOW
JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN
MAN
MAN BOW JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN MAN
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
Yashar Ali @
ya ya
Follow
Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First
Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist.
SEGA
kuzmenko kuzmenko
6 apr
Yashar Ali @ ya ya Follow Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist. SEGA
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
sugondeeze sugondeeze
7 oct 2020
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college*
Recruiter at the mall:
You'll be a soldier.
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
23 dec 2020
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college* Recruiter at the mall: You'll be a soldier.
Happy of July
oN
Happy of July oN
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!