• Thrash Metal Drummer Awakens from
Coronavirus Coma, Doesn't Think Satan Is
That Cool Anymore
Will Carroll of Death Angel says, don't think Satan's
quite as cool as
I'm sorry but out of context this is really fucking funny
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I'm going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy
was just a fucking loser
a aspiringwarriorlibrarian
That's literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had
a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan
looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over
him for being too lazy (Lam not making this up) and then he woke up
and he was like "you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy
sucks".
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    • How do you got to hell in a near death experience
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    • I mean it’s pretty well known that if satan is real he’s not ugly, he’s supposed to be absolutely gorgeous and one of the most beautiful creatures, that’s why he’s so self absorbed and believed he could be like god
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    • Remember kids you go to hell before you die
      Stahpo 4 jul
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    • I looked into it cause I love Death Angel and yeah it happened but Satan wasn't the Jabba the Hut like monster, it appeared as a woman and turned him into the monster vomiting blood for being too lazy in his life. As a result he's cutting out hard drinking and limiting drug use to occasional edibles
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    • Naw that wasn’t satan, it was the demon of sloth
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    • Wow! You’re telling me a drummer in a band about satanism will dream about satan while in a coma?
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    • That wasn't satan that was belphagor, In Christianity there are multiple devils/kings of hell, Lucifer the fallen angel of pride, Satan the demon king of wrath, Belphagor the demon king of sloth etc
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    • So Jabba the Hut is the pinnacle of beauty?
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    • Anyone who thinks satan is cool is undoubtedly no older than 14
      Cajun 5 jul
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    • The Chinese virus cures satanism?!? Finally a bright side...
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    • Satan was banished to hell because he despised humans for getting gods love. Even if you worship satan he is going to fuck your ass in hell because the whole point is that he exists to bring punishment to all humans.
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    • Praise Jesus 🙏
      Lesbians 5 jul
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    • Like my comment if you want my noodles in your DM's 😘🍝
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    • Near death experiences are cold but not evidence that anything they saw was real. A lot of them contradict each other.
      lwpack 5 jul
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    • Metal is awesome! But you know what’s more metal than Satan dinos!
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    • Death Angel kicks ass
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    • This just in: Satan sucks
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    • Actually, he said he was turned into a jabba the hut like monster and was forced to vomit until he had a hear attack. Sounds like a shitty experience...
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    • Elon 7 jul
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    • Death angel is a great band
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    • So Satan is a fucking Sload, thought we eliminated those bastards by the 3rd era. *Grabs Daedric armor and longsword* by the Eight and One my job is not done!
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    • Metal is awesome, but satanic metal sounds like shit
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    • Whoa. So you’re saying Satan is mean??? Who would’ve predicted that?
      matman34 6 jul
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    • That's fucking hilarious.
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    • No, Satan was a woman, and she turned him into the blood jaba
      Ohayo 5 jul
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    • “The place is great but the leader is just awful”
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    • Death Angel is a cool ass fuckin band.
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    • Yeah, who would have guessed
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    • So what your saying is, the devil’s after Harrison Ford?
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    • SuperKamiGuru GODDAMNIT LORD GURU STOP VOMITING BLOOD ON ROCK MUSICIANS
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    • Repent and you will be saved.
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    • Fucking love death angel
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    • That isn't what happened tho...
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    • Lolz
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    • God is alive
      luhFella 5 jul
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    • This is why you never meet your heros.
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    • : )
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    • Satan is literally the embodiment of counter productive shit, he has no motivation to do anything other than to fuck shit up for everyone since he's already fucked, when was he ever cool?
      EvanLee 7 jul
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    • Anyone else notice iFunny is really pushing the china virus thing?
      Doctor_O 7 jul
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    • DEATH ANGEL
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    • Death angel are sooo good!🤘
      domduce 5 jul
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    • Back when I was a thrasher kid I was huge into these guys. The vocals on their debut album are fucking insane.
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    • For idiots who don’t understand. Death Angel is not a satanic band whatsoever. Metal often uses imagery of Hell, Satan, demons etc. he doesn’t think the imagery is cool anymore because of his experience he had.
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    • I love death angel, The ultra violence anyone?
      E_V_H 5 jul
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    • Hell yeah Death Angel!
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    • Thrash isnt satanic metal smh
      TeslaTUO 5 jul
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    • Death Angel is a kickass band
      Gibby421 5 jul
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    • Dude, I saw them at the Chameleon club in Lancaster, PA back in November! Right in front and one of the best concerts I’ve seen
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    • Death Angel has like zero songs on satan though
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    • If you smoke weed you’ll die instantly. Some people will say this is fake, but I did it and now I’m dead
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    • Is it all possible that he just met gluttony. What if hell is just that your hell. The singer views himself lazy and thus his deadly sin was gluttony.
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    • Fucjing hilarious as fuck honestly. Imagine believing in a monotheistic god, and Satan, and choosing the latter. Like damn how dumb is you to believe what other HUMANS tell you Christianity is supposed to be and how to practice it?
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    • One of the best bands live
      garyholt 6 jul
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    • Considering how evil the christian “god” is, I don’t think hell would be all that bad
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    • Take the Christ pill
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    • I remember they really tried to censor these guys just cuz of perceived evil intent...fuckin bullshit christians
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    • Cringe
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    • Not thrash fuck you
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    • Big news people on this app lose there shit about a random thing someone said. Wait did I say big
      Sirras 5 jul
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    • Hey
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    • In all reality, satan is a pussy compared to my post-depression mind set.
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    • I've met Satan, he's pretty much just the boss of Hell, and not like a video game boss, like an office boss, he has a mug and everything
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    • Top5 on youtube did a video of people that died and visited hell. It was pretty wild
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    • You can make death metal and other metals etc and not be satanic brian "head" from korn made soem real bad ass songs after he quit and sobered up
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    • Being a Satanist is the way to go wymmmmm
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    • Bad children get the devil vomit 😈
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    • I'd believe it...if religion wasn't fake.
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    • That isn't what Satan looks like. Foolish children.
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    • People still think Satan is real? He’s just the monster in the closet.
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    • I'mma go ahead call bullshit. Even if you believe in the bible, hell doesn't exist. If you believe in that shit, the bible says that hell won't exist until God chains Satan at the end of the world and then the earth itself becomes hell. So he couldn't have went to hell.
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    • This is actually a little incorrect. The actual article says that he feels he was in hell and met the devil who was a woman in this case(no surprise there 😏) but I guess the devil turned him into a jaba type creature that vomited blood till he had a heart attack.
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    • While in the coma, Carroll said he had dreams of visiting the afterlife. He saw himself leave his body and plummet down to hell, where Satan—a woman in his case—punished him for the deadly sin of sloth, morphing him into a Jabba the Hutt-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack.
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    • Sounds like a bitch to me
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    • Actually bruh, he said that satan was a woman and she turned him into jobba the hut.
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    • No satan was the most beautiful angel in heaven. That's why he's so appealing to everyone
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    • Damnit belphagor, stop puking on the metal singers
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    • Well he isn’t there to make you happy. Maybe he shifts into whatever makes you the most bummed
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    • I’d be more afraid of god to be honest, he created everything including viruses and everything else that kiIIs us
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    • My dad died says he saw hell. Not satan just a big red church and Hells bells and hot as an oven with giant spiders and little shadow dudes crawling out of cracks in the roof with giant needles and running him through. Fun story growing up
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    • His hell would be a trashy Satan tho
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    • Fun fact:Death angel drummer recorded their first album in 1987 when he was just 14.
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    • Thrash gang!!
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    • Sounds about right. I went to hell once.
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    • I’ve been a metal head for a long time, but I can’t take black metal seriously. A bunch of clowns just trying to be edgy, even though they’re the real conformists.
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    • Well sadly it doesn’t matter, unless he accepts the Lord, he will meet satan again
      amr12 7 jul
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    • I thought Satan was supposed to be incredibly attractive?
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    • “Trust me guys I looked it up online”
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    • Now this is metal
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    • Satan is a lover, and already has lost, 2000 years ago.
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    • so he was too lazy in life?? Holy fuckk what do i do to not be too lazy in life? Like what? Hes a famous singer dude, What the shit can i do im not even famous?
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    • Probably saw a random demon of sloth and just decided it was Lucifer.
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    • I died and thought I was a pirate. Truth is when you die you brain fills with don't and you hallucinate. So a death metal artist who thought he went to hell is as believable as a Christian who thought they went to heaven. Of you think of something enough them you will hallucinate it.
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    • This is true! While in the coma, Carroll said he had dreams of visiting the afterlife. He saw himself leave his body and plummet down to hell, where Satan—a woman in his case—punished him for the deadly sin of sloth.
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    • Wow
      catwill 7 jul
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    • It's called a dream
      Grundle 7 jul
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    • Death Angel is fucking rad
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