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    • My favorite hose water was the water that came from my pee pee
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    • This is for scientific purposes only.... TC TC TC TC TOP COMMENT
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    • Sucking on one of these when it was 105° and the hose was hot as a demons ass on a metal seesaw in July was worth it. This ain't water you drink...this that water you inhale.
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    • Some of y’all didn’t grow up drinking from these and it really shows
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    • In the middle of the summer when you forgot to let it run a few seconds before taking a drink and you got hit by water that was hotter than a fresh speedway cappuccino
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    • Y’alls ever get so dirty that yo mamas don’t want you tracking mud so she force washes you down with that shit? Felt like the ice bucket challenge happening 10 years to early
      CharFil 24 mar
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    • Does anybody remeber how it would be hot and coppery and then just cold and it would make you whole mouth tingle?
      rmej9003 24 mar
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    • Me: drinks froms hose. Everyone else at gas station:
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    • I only realized as an adult that Water hoses come with lead poisoning warnings and specifically say to not drink from them and so that’s why I’m retarded now I think.
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    • Don’t need no vaccines if u drank that shit , that had every virus on earth and if u survived you’re bulletproof now
      _Actaeon 23 mar
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    • Y’all ever forget to let it run for a minute on a hot summer day and you just gulp up some hot plasticky water
      yelloman 24 mar
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    • You had to let it run for about 10 seconds before you could drink so you wouldn't get a mouthful of hot rubber water
      RuthIess 24 mar
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    • I drank this shit as a kid and it was like crack after a hot day. Too bad unvaccinated kids won’t be able to enjoy the simple pleasures of this
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    • That water tasted the best after a hot summer day.
      Sarge246 23 mar
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    • It hit different because of the lead
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    • You had to let it run for a second to get all of the water that was heated by the sun out of it
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    • I would drink gallons of this shit while heavily breathing from a tag break
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    • Younger generation don’t understand, we played in mud, drank from the hose, ate dirt, and was not locked inside for fear of sunburn. Literally every younger kid I know has asthma, is allergic to absolutely everything, and can’t even look at something without getting sick
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    • Hot ass summer days when you friends would be over, your dad would be grilling, your mom would be talking to your friends moms and you and your friends would only come out the pool just to get a hotdog from the grill
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    • Damn that shit was colder the water fountain waTer
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    • Bruh after taking a couple chugs you'd be good for at least 2 hours, or you sit and drink for that 2 hours cuz it be so good
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    • Niggas who didn’t drink this have syphilis now
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    • Well water> city water
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    • You could bottle hose water and sell it as childhood flavored water and make bank
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    • Big facts!! After a hot summer day of nerf wars, Biking, and capture the flag, this cold water hit like it was from the fountain of youth
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    • After a hot day, you been playin outside to then want a drink and wait a few seconds for the warm water to come out then have nothing but ice cold H2O goodness like the fountain of youth
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    • It just tastes better.. like, y'all talk about Fiji and aquafina n shit but have you ever had quality hose water?
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    • Hot outside, been playing for a few hours, turn that rusty wheel, screech screech screech, wait 3-5 seconds, water comes out, along with any bugs in it, drink till full, have metallic taste in mouth for rest of day. That was my summer childhood.
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    • Anti-vax kids take one sip of this and its over
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    • You can taste the lead in the water and just fucking drank more
      densenito 28 mar
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    • The lead and minerals build character
      Maenzee 27 mar
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    • On a hot 105° day in Texas, that hose would make you feel like you just got hit by a wave in the polar ice caps.
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    • Had about three seconds of cool water before it shifted into a mouth full of warm cum
      Nidhoggr 25 mar
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    • The first sip was hot enough to burn your lips, but then it got sooooo cool and refreshing.
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    • Gotta let the hot ass water flow out first
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    • That shit tasted crisp and cool as fuck
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    • Mhmm yes pure iron with a hint of water yum
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    • Tasted like metal, was sometimes warm, and if mom saw you she’d tell you “that’s gross, don’t do that.” But dad would reply with “awh he’s fine leave him alone... puts hair on his chest.”
      Jibblet 23 mar
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    • Anti vax kids could never
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    • This shit molded us into people we are today. Anti vax kids would never survive
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    • Hose water taste better than other water to me
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    • It hit different bc we only drank it when we were thirsty as shit
      jiz_rag 27 mar
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    • Y'all bitching about bugs and shit being in it but you know it was just something alot of us drank out of when we were kids it was just the way things were so what if it wasn't the cleanest water we ain't dead.
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    • And then your sibling would come up to use it and you sprayed them, that hose was a gift and a weapon
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    • Guaranteed cold water on a hot day...didn't matter who's yard what kinda hose or if it was just a FUCKING nozzle...this not only kept us hydrated but with the supersoaker battles it was alwaysa known fill source
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    • It was either the copper in the pipes or the immense un eco friendly chemicals in the actual water but HOT DAMN!!!!!
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    • The best water because when you drank from the hose you were thirsty. We would bend it and make it bubble like a fountain.
      hawl 24 mar
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    • Sometimes it's a perfect cold then it's just straight warm.
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    • Only 1000 IQ kids let it run for a minute and got that freezing as fuck non-metallic water
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    • This is so relatable I didnt know everyone else used to stick their dick in these
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    • It tasted horrible but i loved every second of it
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    • Shit tasted like metal but was so refreshing in the summer.
      WhitePwr 24 mar
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    • Yup but you gotta let it run for a minute or two on hot days.
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    • “Yo ass ain’t about to be running in and outta this house”
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    • How much fun came from that little green hose. Taste good, you could use your thumb to become a water bender, or put a sprinkler on the end for hours of fun.
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    • Tasted like rubber and childhood
      beamanj 23 mar
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    • I can seriously still taste that fresh dirt water 👌🏻
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    • Considering how much heavy metal it contained it was damn near mineral water
      NeutralB 23 mar
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    • Idk that stuff always tasted real good
      MemeBeing 23 mar
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    • That shit still taste good.
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    • Some of y'all didnt drink from the gardening hose and it shows
      1079_P 23 mar
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    • The taste of hose water is better then any other water
      catdogg16 23 mar
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    • For when you out there filling up water ballons on a hot summer day in 2010
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    • That HOT water that came outta that bitch on a sunny day, tho!
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    • It's called copper and bacteria
      Skwadle 23 mar
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    • Be outside get thirsty that hose was heaven
      atolyash 23 mar
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    • Some of y’all ain’t ever drank from this and it shows
      Kenyanism 28 mar
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    • *dies in flint michigan*
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    • When I was a kid my dad would kink the hose while it was running and I’d be surprised bc I didn’t fucking shut the hose off so he’s like “look inside for whatever’s blocking the water” and I’d look in and he’d let the kink go and it’s blast me straight in the face. Who needs a mom
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    • That shit was the McDonalds Sprite of your house
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    • Bro its actually proven like you can look it up, drinking it all the time isn’t good but often/sometimes drinking slightly polluted water can help with building your immune system
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    • Or the weird refreshing head throb you get while drinking
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    • Hose water is the best tasting tap water
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    • Gotta wait for that hot shot to pass. Then chuggggggg!
      djdes0602 24 mar
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    • Tasted like cold refreshing plastic
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    • Well water taste bomb asf
      t_nahi 24 mar
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    • Is it just me or does it genuinely look like theres a frog in the water?
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    • Just remember to let that run for a minute cause the first bit of water was hot as hell from the hose sitting in the sun
      ManaFlux 24 mar
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    • It tastes better because it doesn’t have any fluoride
      RacerX 24 mar
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    • The best was letting it run for a bit till it got cold af
      DietWoke 24 mar
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    • And somehow your body forgets the capacity of your stomach and you guys end up like a water balloon
      Reckoner 24 mar
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    • I would have to run the hose for a bit cause the water in there would be hot and I would wait for that cold water and it was perfect
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    • Taste like copper and pvc
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    • I drank the FUCK outta hose water, but think About how many bugs crawled up in that hose 👀
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    • The water tasted like it had been setting in penny’s and it especially sucked when the water was hot because it felt like it was boiling
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    • How they stopped me from enjoying that sweet water was telling me dogs pee on it
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    • I know y’all can taste this picture
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    • Hell yeah. Rubber water was awesome.
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    • Anyone have to drink this because you were muddy and your mom wouldn't let you inside for something to drink? Anyone?
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    • Arizona hose water was the best.
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    • Ahhh the memories
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    • The cheaper the hose, the better it tasted
      Imall469 23 mar
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    • The original vaccine
      Chazith 23 mar
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    • I get a drink from it then pretend like I was gonna hand it off to my sister, and then put my thumb over it and FUCKING BLAST HER ASS
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    • I can taste the metal
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    • I was locked out of the house because I kept opening and closing the damn door and letting the AC out
      Y34RZ3R0 23 mar
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    • Anyone else put it down there pants in the pool so it would make your limbs cold
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    • I remember sticking 1 finger in the end and making it shoot out really hard and shooting my little brother with it.
      Zegista 23 mar
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