This person tried to unlock your Phone
lilrayden lilrayden
10 may
This person tried to unlock your Phone
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie.
She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
kh4plusBotW2 kh4plusBotW2
24 sep 2020
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
MeanieKun MeanieKun
29 sep 2020
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound
just like your husband
CatfishingSTL CatfishingSTL
4 oct 2020
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound just like your husband
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
MajorBigWille MajorBigWille
30 oct 2020
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they
witnessed it firsthand
VARDS
INDIANAPOLIS
phantom_g phantom_g
24 dec 2020
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they witnessed it firsthand VARDS INDIANAPOLIS
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING.
milk with 50% more protein & calcium,
MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING. milk with 50% more protein & calcium, MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
Every cat owner ever:
OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Every cat owner ever: OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
Me re-reading my. own post every time someone likes it
yes quality content
Me re-reading my. own post every time someone likes it yes quality content
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
"I kinda look like Joker from
Persona 5"
Choccy_Milk Choccy_Milk
8 feb
"I kinda look like Joker from Persona 5"
Congratulations! You've Made it to
November of 2020!
MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE!
All of Us:
leagueofgnar leagueofgnar
4 nov 2020
Congratulations! You've Made it to November of 2020! MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE! All of Us:
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state
[This is your Cheese selection?]
DerpWaffle DerpWaffle
28 dec 2020
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state [This is your Cheese selection?]
High School girls: "OMG Johnathan is so fine!"
Johnathan:
lelolaughsatit lelolaughsatit
23 sep 2020
High School girls: "OMG Johnathan is so fine!" Johnathan:
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
Using Mind Control to Drive a Car
82 lakh views 2 years ago
3.8 lakh 2.7K Share Download Save
8 months ago
Imagine a kid jumps on the road and you go
"oh shit a kid" and the car goes even faster
kennugly kennugly
9 feb
Using Mind Control to Drive a Car 82 lakh views 2 years ago 3.8 lakh 2.7K Share Download Save 8 months ago Imagine a kid jumps on the road and you go "oh shit a kid" and the car goes even faster
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...