This person tried to unlock your Phone
lilrayden lilrayden
10 may
This person tried to unlock your Phone
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Spartakiss Spartakiss
9 jun
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tciddymerica
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
bobjobster
30 oct 2020
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tciddymerica OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds
you of your sins
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds you of your sins
G-dHatesChayim 296d
me_irl
"cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
tellewatt252 tellewatt252
24 sep 2020
G-dHatesChayim 296d me_irl "cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month"
Quarantine really did this dude in
La_Chula La_Chula
3 oct 2020
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month" Quarantine really did this dude in
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!"
Literally everyone born before 1995:
CU_rcwalsh1942 CU_rcwalsh1942
22 jun
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!" Literally everyone born before 1995:
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate"
Me 10 minutes later:
Amo_ose Amo_ose
22 apr
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate" Me 10 minutes later:
to tastefullyoffensive
(3) Bug Chungus @lemurrama @ FC!!!
Upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed
He's innocent!
ar-anise
UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED
No sympathy for this criminal
to tastefullyoffensive (3) Bug Chungus @lemurrama @ FC!!! Upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed He's innocent! ar-anise UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED No sympathy for this criminal
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
ArealgamerC ArealgamerC
24 sep 2020
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir
Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
basementbaby basementbaby
20 sep 2020
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
Leaked footage of Prince Philip's final moments
kcaz kcaz
10 apr
Leaked footage of Prince Philip's final moments
Re UNDER ARREST
You
FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE
kyoko_Kun kyoko_Kun
23 apr
Re UNDER ARREST You FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
When my brain keeps telling me
I'm not good enough for someone:
ir
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'm YOu
Argon Argon
10 nov 2020
When my brain keeps telling me I'm not good enough for someone: ir WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'm YOu
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
"can u be serious for 1 second"
me:
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
"can u be serious for 1 second" me:
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."