This onion won't
make me cry
There was a
time when
Jim and Pam
were not
married
baitrator baitrator
6 apr 2020
This onion won't make me cry There was a time when Jim and Pam were not married
When Jesus hits me with the Holy
love and forgivness:
*Incoherent sobbing*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy love and forgivness: *Incoherent sobbing*
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard
DO
eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard DO
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals.
You won't let me live: You Won't let me die.
Beunique
3 jun
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals. You won't let me live: You Won't let me die.
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME?
The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME? The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
Every guys first crush
smithkailey smithkailey
19 dec 2020
Every guys first crush
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who?
Who's eating whom.
Who don't even care anymore,
Makes ya wonder
Who's doin right with someone tonight
And who's dog is barkin next door
TheBigL TheBigL
22 sep 2020
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who? Who's eating whom. Who don't even care anymore, Makes ya wonder Who's doin right with someone tonight And who's dog is barkin next door
Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
ts that what happens though, seriously?
You just get bored of us one day and disappear?,
Not if you're blonde.' I
Oh, she was blonde!
*Oh, what a 'surprise!
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 sep 2020
ts that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?, Not if you're blonde.' I Oh, she was blonde! *Oh, what a 'surprise!
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
nac dh sadness
tomorrow is Monday
nac dh sadness tomorrow is Monday
Bootyclapasaurus Bootyclapasaurus
25 sep 2020
© Based on: mr.memestro
"Drives through the hood" Me: Nobody say anything that could offend someone My Uncle:
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN...
YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN... YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
fun
Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home
Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer.
com
wtffunfactsandmore wtffunfactsandmore
28 sep 2020
fun Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer. com
PandaPoster PandaPoster
19 sep 2020
teaching this rescued baby quail how to drink
My Girlfriend: Gives me one
last bj before leaving me.
Everyone else at my funeral:
My Girlfriend: Gives me one last bj before leaving me. Everyone else at my funeral:
Dreaming of
PARADISE!
Dreaming of PARADISE!
When you find out someone is brainwashed by a different form of media than the one that brainwashed you
Kymm Kymm
13 oct 2020
When you find out someone is brainwashed by a different form of media than the one that brainwashed you