This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
grandmasbootycheeks4 grandmasbootycheeks4
19 dec 2020
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
Guy on the survival show
*about to die from starvation*
The camera man:
GMAN1797 GMAN1797
28 dec 2020
Guy on the survival show *about to die from starvation* The camera man:
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
ThatWeirdoGina ThatWeirdoGina
10 jun
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
merrygoat
4 days ago love
democracy 26%
bottom text 74%
126K votes
1@ 028
love bottom text
Jimmy_McGill Jimmy_McGill
28 sep 2020
merrygoat 4 days ago love democracy 26% bottom text 74% 126K votes 1@ 028 love bottom text
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
the face u make when u get bullied and u get in trouble instead of the bully
NoahHill
30 sep 2020
the face u make when u get bullied and u get in trouble instead of the bully
How my driveway looks after it rains:
imawsome
5 feb
How my driveway looks after it rains:
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
The Doctor: "Who is she?"
Kazran: "Nobody important."
"Not important? Blimey. That's amazing.
You know in 900 years in Time and Space,
I've never met someone who wasn't important before."
reed
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
The Doctor: "Who is she?" Kazran: "Nobody important." "Not important? Blimey. That's amazing. You know in 900 years in Time and Space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before." reed
Got a new dog today and it wont stop trying to eat my phone.
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages