This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
grandmasbootycheeks4 grandmasbootycheeks4
19 dec 2020
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
What do you think is better, dark or light beer?
frothyArgonian frothyArgonian
6 jan 2021
What do you think is better, dark or light beer?
4 Exercises That'll Make Your
Vagina So Tight It Becomes a
Dick Guillotine
Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
weareallportionsforfoxes:
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Trifid Trifid
26 sep 2020
weareallportionsforfoxes: Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite
Friend: You named him "fortnite"?
Me: No....
4 His name is Garbage.
TheFinestTrashYT TheFinestTrashYT
29 oct 2020
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite Friend: You named him "fortnite"? Me: No.... 4 His name is Garbage.
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU-
FOX /8\
NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
22 sep 2020
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU- FOX /8\ NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
sugondeeze sugondeeze
8 dec 2020
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers
STAAT
Floofiplier Floofiplier
22 sep 2020
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers STAAT
BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR
YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students
lauren
just replied wi this
It's a no from me.
kissYu kissYu
17 nov 2020
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students lauren just replied wi this It's a no from me.
NS
This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
10 oct 2020
NS This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon
Al:
tat
Dawson Dawson
23 dec 2020
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: tat
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow