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    • All the crybaby snowflakes crying about me deleting their retarded comments lmao.
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    • This is bullshit, you can't join the army if you have an IQ of 75, they send you straight to the Air Force because you're already the smartest person in the military
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    • But.....he didn't......he was medically discharged, after discharge you dont get the option to re-enlist, and also it's a movie, not real
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    • War is where the young and stupid and tricked into killing each other by the old and bitter~niko bellic gta iv
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    • Maybe he didn’t re-enlist because he saw some SHIT in Vietnam.
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    • He may not be a smart man but he knows what love is.
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    • When your so desperate to find supportive evidence for your ideology that you have to crop scenes from a movie about a mentally challenged man
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    • The military’s isn’t supposed to be a vacation, it’s people who are willing to sacrifice
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    • Because he wanted to fulfill his dream of being shrimp boat captain to honor his fallen best friend.
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    • He was discharged for being shot in the ass. What movie did you watch?
      Vaxildab 26 mar
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    • What the fuck does that sink want now
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    • If you’re anti-military, you’re just as gay as anti-police fags
      Shao 25 mar
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    • I’m training really hard to become an airborne ranger🇺🇸I got a 90 on my ASVAB
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    • Jennay I am trying to run from these bullies but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks lets em know where I am
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    • Nigga Vietnam wasn’t light I wouldn’t want to go back and relive that shit either forest witnessed his best friend die in his arms talking bout shrimp I’m going home after that to
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    • Jenny had aids. Forrest had mild autism. Jenny had sex with Forrest when he knew it was wrong. Therefore, Jenny aids today Forrest. I rest my case
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    • Just so yall know the guys is a trans gendered pussy who doesnt like the military
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    • military good i am join air force
      5born2 25 mar
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    • He had no reason to re enlist. He was a world renowned ping pong athlete and started his own shrimp company then later went on to invest into some sort of fruit company where he didn’t have to worry about money no more
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    • Again, with the low IQ, he probably didn’t even think about it. He was just told he had finished his service and was like “Okay. Imma go do something else now.”
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    • After being in the military you’d be surprised how many people go from “I’m so excited to do my full 20 years” to “I can’t fucking wait to get out when my 4 years are up”
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    • And then you realize ita a fuckin movie
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    • This man has an IQ of 75 and continued trying to get a girl who used him constantly. Just let that sink in for a moment.
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    • Let's just think about how it's a movie
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    • You’ve triggered the ROTC crowd
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    • DinoDoggo 26 mar
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    • I mean. Would you enlist a second time after taking a tour that killed your best friend with many deaths. Plus. There’s other branches. The gayvy. The chairforce. Crayon eaters. Coast do literally nothing except look at a radar all day and see if anything exciting happens guard.
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    • Probably because he got to watch his best friend die in his arms
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    • He also accidentally walked right into a multi million dollar shrimp company
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    • You know for those of us who are currently serving, we're doing it for a purpose just like you doing your own stuff. The difference is I'm willing to die to protect you
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    • If something is stupid enough it only takes once for you to run from it at full speed
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    • fuck jenny for not treating forest right
      Donny316 25 mar
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    • People in comments *Military people or DuMb ANd wE ArE tO VIolenT.* Same people when their "Freedoms" are being taken away *OMG you can't do that people died for my rights you cant take then away!*
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    • Staying in the military is one of the hardest decision a man or woman makes due to the treatment your given as a junior enlisted even when you reach nco depending on your job you still take the shaft most times so a lot of men and women leave to do bigger better things
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    • It's a fuckin movie (a good one too)
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    • Let's see, got shot in the ass, whole battalion was annihilated, best friend died in his arms and man he respected had his legs blown off. Tough decision.
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    • To break it down Barney style for the civilians, let’s compare branches to high school cliques. Air Force are the nerds, Army are the rebels, Marines are the jocks, Coast Guard are the outcasts, and the navy is the glee club.
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    • I mean his best friend did die when he was able to save everyone but his one true friend I wouldn’t want to fell that pain all over again. P.s it’s a movie
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    • Hey. These are individuals. Let's treat military people as beautiful, shiny, important and unique individuals.
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    • uh have you seen the movie he had an IQ of like 4073.
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    • Ya, he was drafted, he didn’t enlist in the first place, and that’s all I gotta say about that...
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    • He was literally saying how the military didnt need his services anymore. Forrest: "so does this mean I can't play anymore?" Military guy: "not for the army."
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    • Didn't he also just come back from Vietnam? That's an important detail
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    • My mans was shot in the ass
      Barnabas 25 mar
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    • This also was during the Vietnam war when people hated the military and spat on them as they came home the only people who would reenlist would be those who had no choice or those who shouldn't be allowed to
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    • And also isn't a real story. Shut the fuck up, liberal
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    • He was also in Vietnam and lost one of his only friends
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    • I mean he did get shot in the ass, witnessed his best friend die and receive full honors for bravery why the hell should he re-enlist he done it all
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    • What kind of loser has time to sit and watch his posts and wait for the top comment only to delete it...?
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    • Sure are a lot of COMMIES here
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    • _FBl_ 25 mar
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    • Hmm. If I served in Vietnam, when our country treated military members like shit, saw and felt the worse war-time atrocities since mustard gas, and then lost 2 good friends(+ some) during combat, ya. I’d leave too.
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    • He also had a real war time deployment. Unlike half you shits you go do office work at some fob and never leave the wire. If he had a cush ass job like that he would re enlist also.
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    • Ummm this is a movie. I’m sorry to say that fictional characters don’t make decisions for themselves
      mike2356 25 mar
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    • Doing my 4 years and getting tf out. Then I'm gonna snag that GI Bill for free college and gonna big chill
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    • but he got shot and they told him je cant play ping pong anymore...wasn't about re-enlisting...
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    • That’s because he wanted to be a shrimp boat captain
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    • He also shot off a few rounds into Jenny and got her preggy on accident
      eSMOOTH 28 mar
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    • He is also a actor inside of a movie
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    • _Sebas_ 26 mar
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    • He got discharged you fuck
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    • If I got shot in the buttocks, I wouldn’t want to go back in fear of more shots to the buttocks
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    • Just because you choose to not reenlist doesn't mean you regret joining
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    • IQ has nothing to do with how smart you are. It determines how easily you take information.
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    • He dummy thicc at 75 IQ
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    • For all you who are in active duty, I've got your reenlistment package ready to go. No DD-214 for you. 20 years for all of y'all lol.
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    • Didnt the military say he wasnt needed anymore?
      SodAXPoP 25 mar
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    • Professional Ping Pong > Army during Vietnam.
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    • Haha this is funny. Calling people snowflakes and arguing on a meme app.
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    • When you delete comments because you can't handle opposing opinions and have the audacity to call other people "crybaby snowflakes"
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    • It’s funny because the army literally won’t accept anyone with a lower IQ than 83. You’re deemed “too incompetent to produce anything”. The more you know!
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    • *retarted comment*
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    • Forrest Gump was such a good movie. I've probably watched it like 5 or 6 times. It's long as fuck, but it's good.
      stroodle 25 mar
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    • Well yeah he watched Bubba die
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    • Where’s the top comment?
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    • Isn’t that forest gump?
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    • Like if you have a big Weiner
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    • He watched his homie die, hes not about to do that again
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    • "Run Forrest, run!" "I'm trying but I'm dummy thicc!"
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    • He got discharged. They weren’t trying to re-enlist him
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    • He later went on to become a millionaire. Honestly most of us aren't going down that road. Let's be real with ourselves here
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    • Or because they told him ‘hey you can go’ and he left
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    • Did you guys know they’re making a shrek 2?
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    • I mean he did get shot in the ass
      Sorran 25 mar
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    • is this for re-enlist or against it because if it’s for then 1. fuck you for dissing on forest gump and if it’s against then fuck you for dissing on forest gump
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    • He was actually honorably discharge. Never saw much of a field after a bullet jumped up and bite him in the butt.
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    • Ill be real. I only dislike the military because I've wanted to join since I was 8, worked out since I made that decision at 8, even did rotc in high school. Went to enlist and was immediately permanently disqualified for having psoriasis in my hairline.
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    • I’m pretty sure he just wanted to steal the ping pong paddle
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    • He just wanted to play ping pong
      Lampini 25 mar
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    • When its only a movie
      Doomshow 25 mar
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    • Having ur bro die in your arms tends to put a damper on this yeh?
      Nickels 25 mar
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    • He didn't cuz no one told him to. The whole fucking point is that he just accidentallies himself through life and becomes a multi billionaire.
      Zenith12 31 mar
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    • Hmmm, maybe because he saw his best friend die?
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