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    • My mom is good at tying knots and using shots without the doctors help!
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    • According to everyone on Xbox my mom can suck dick really well
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    • If you're doing drugs while you're a parent, you don't deserve happiness
      SaItie 12 apr
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    • My dad had this weird stamp collection that he kept in the refrigerator wrapped up in tin foil
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    • Isn’t it funny how the only people who have stories like this are verified? Almost like they’re being dishonest for clout or something
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    • Mommy heats her medicine up in a spoon
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    • Just tell the kid “hey you should tell the cops about that, they love that kind of talent. Maybe they’ll want to see it.”
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    • Her mom can suck a pint of jizz a minute
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    • My mom works at the pole factory
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    • I’ll tell him. Your mothers a whore, son
      The_Spins 11 apr
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    • You should be telling CPS instead nigga instead of just posting it
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    • My mom is good at beating me with a belt until I’m bleeding.
      Affiance 13 apr
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    • Booger sugar
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    • I can make my eyeballs vibrate. Makes people very uncomfortable
      awen199 11 apr
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    • A few kids at my middle school actually got nosebleeds cause they snorted pixie-sticks
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    • Met a nigga walking around off edibles & an exo today , probably the funniest thing ever he was jus trynna make friends.
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    • Hopefully child protective services
      MemeStark 11 apr
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    • My dad is good at crushing sugar pulls and putting it in his pp
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    • No homo have yall ever nicked ur self while manscaping
      mcs3 11 apr
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    • My mom has been sleeping for 19 years straight!
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    • My dad’s good at playing hide and seek, he’s been hiding for 15 years!
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    • Booger sugar
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    • My uncle is good at anal sex
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    • My dads got a special talent! He can rrrrreeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy slow! He said he was going to the store and it’s been 18 years and he’s still not back! :o
      Venus7319 14 apr
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    • My mom knows how to make clouds with her glass pipe
      murillog 12 apr
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    • My mom can clean my butthole with her tounge
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    • Doubt
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    • Your mom ain't gonna be around to raise you in a few hours now
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    • I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for 400
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    • What an amateur, 2 straws is the way to do it.....
      Secordan 11 apr
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    • Tell him what? Sugar isn’t that bad
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    • Where’s that “did this happen” pie chart at
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    • Normally I would dought a story like this, but, it is too plausible....
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    • My mom gives herself shots and doesn't even cry!
      Tea_Lynn 11 apr
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    • I tell him
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    • Took me a second lol
      Gwyddion 15 apr
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    • I met this girl in a psych ward. And I saw her sniffing some powder on her hand. I said "what is that". She said it was sugar and I thought it was code for cocaine. I'm at lunch with her and she asks for my Splenda packets for coffee. I see her later on snorting powder with an open sugar pack....
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    • I remember when I found out my father liked booger sugar
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    • Lying about stuff kids "said" isn't funny
      TNTNuke 13 apr
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    • It's not sugar little one.
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    • It's actually really fucking sad that a kid that young is being exposed to drugs.
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    • Um nobody bitch that already happened
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    • Honestly cocaine has more medicinal properties than people realize. With the proper manufacturing it can treat a variety of things like tooth pain. Sometimes depression. And much much more that I'm too lazy to type.
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    • kyky44 11 apr
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    • No one, he'll figure it out when he's older.
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    • Wow two fake stories from verified twitter accounts in a row
      Greedo56 11 apr
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    • that didn't happen but ok
      poopie 11 apr
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    • Oh she’s a crack whore
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    • sugar bringing families closer together
      1vs7 11 apr
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    • *eat*
      MegaSnork 11 apr
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    • Imagine being named aidan Alexander
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    • That poor kid
      iRaditz 11 apr
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    • Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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    • Booger sugar
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    • Child protective services most likely
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    • No one cause that's fucking bs
      Meme_xxxx 16 apr
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    • He's probably from impractical jokers
      iCandies 16 apr
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    • Obviously not his trash ass ma
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    • Little kids are fucken whack lmao
      Tayaso 14 apr
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    • Bitches always making up fake stories for attention
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    • sniffin lines
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    • This definitely did not happen way too cliche
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    • It took me a while to realize she’s talking about cocaine
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    • I can talk like Pikachu and cry like a baby without opening my mouth.
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    • My mom is good at target practice with a spoon.
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    • Uh bro I think it's cocaine
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    • The last line ruined the shareability of this post. Lol. “Who’s telling him? I don’t get it.” “Never mind “
      i3ernie 12 apr
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    • My mom is good at putting grass is a toilet paper roll
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    • His future self when he looks back on his childhood.
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    • I can be incredibly useless for months on end.
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    • fxcc off, his mom my nigga
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    • Tell him the truth. It's not sugar it's... it's....... Baking Soda.
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    • I snorted goldfish crumbs today
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    • My mom smokes smarties
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    • Ya know, I really doubt that happened
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    • I say nose goes
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    • you fool. that was his cry for help
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    • nooo the poor kid
      BANDlT 11 apr
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    • What kid randomly goes to people and ask that
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    • Let CPS tell him
      BakedZiti 11 apr
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    • I will it's not sugar it's a drug that is highly addictive and very illegal
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