• This kid looks like he's got a thick
brooklyn accent and is talking about a
heist for the cookie jar
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    • “So my ma says we cant have da sleepover no mores”
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    • "So I says to the guy, I can't be doing this past 6 pm because my Mah wants me in bed by 8. Long story short he won't be watching Paw Patrol anymore"
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    • Alright boys 'eres the plan, so I want of of chu to go up to the teacher and distra.... EY TOMMY THAT BETTER NOT ME MY LAST PURPLE CROWN YOU JUST PUT IN YA MOUTH YA FUCKIN SHMUCK
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    • you mean the cookie jah*
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    • "Look here superman, you betta cooperate with dis heist, or ya sleepin with the kryptonite."
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    • Maybe he just had a stroke
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    • I read this in that accent.
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    • He’s telling them that he wants jimmy the snitch out of the picture during reading time
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    • Get a load of this. My ma says she ain't gonna breastfeed anymore.
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    • “Ay listen tf up. Mah is at work and pop is sleeping. Now, the cookie jaa is on tha top shelf. But guess what. I found a step ladda. We’ll be livin high bois” (me guessing the conversation)
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    • I'm feel more like he's telling a story, "so anyway, he's in the trunk of my car , he ain't going nowhere, I'm gettn a hotdoag. Baddabing baddaboom, we outta theah"
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    • I have an Italian New Yorker for a neighbor in Texas and he is the funniest fucking person I have ever met. He’s an old guy and helps us work on our cars.
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    • "So then Pa says I'm goin to the stoeh to get some milk and hasn't even called Ma back. I tell you Vinnie chivalry is dead"
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    • Its baby face tony!
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    • K but we’re gonna need some gruppe sechs outfits,vault key cards a vault drill and a couple other items
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    • Oceans Two and a Half
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    • “And she says, get this, she says no more midnight snacky snacks!”
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    • A badda binga badda booma
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    • Superman seems down bro
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    • I think he'd have the voice of the Lollipop kids from Wizard of Oz tbh. He kinda looks like them anyways.
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    • looks like a joshua
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    • Lil Capone
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    • He a lil Joey Diaz
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    • "Ayee Louie, what are you looking at...I told chu we will go on thee slide after we convince our mahs to give more thee tokens ayeee... now focus you sun of thee beeicht!"
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    • Ey tony, pass me a crayola
      Jaradius 1 jul
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    • *brooklyn accident* “So i says to tha guy, I’m getting these cannolis for MA. badabing, Muffuletta.”
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    • "So the otha day Big Tony was talkin smack, I said to him, hey pal the only smackin I take is from my mah."
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    • “I’m funny how, I mean funny like a clown, I’m here to fucking amuse you?”
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    • It’s about to get real “oceans rated E+ for everyone” in this bitch
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    • Fuhgeddaboutit
      psebat 30 jun
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    • Or just Cuomo at a press conference saying how he is going to screw New Yorkers out of their taxes this year
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    • Alright boys, eres what I’m thinkin, we crawl up to the strange tall woman, and start acting like we got hurt, when she picks us up, usually if we are lucky we will get a cookie. Whoever is hurt tosses it down to me, on standby.
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    • Eyyyyyyy Toe nay
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    • Kid looks like Phil swift
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    • "We represent the lolipop guild"
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    • He looks like he’s packing dip
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    • Live action Rugrats (2021)
      Westeros 30 jun
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    • Boss Baby dlc
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    • I’m wahking ‘ere
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    • Cookie Jah
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    • Gois, I goit this great coifee foi a doila
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    • Joey Diaz at a young age
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    • Which one 😂
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    • Alright we’re going to get the best chocky chip cookies you’ve ever seen... But if those fuckers only got raisin were cappin all of them.
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    • Listen up youz mugs
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    • I bet his name is Vinnie
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    • eeeyyy
      Alex_2207 30 jun
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    • Mafia vibes
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    • cobif 1 jul
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    • He looks like someone fucked up with the Face Poser in GMod
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    • We told you not to talk Vic now we got to bury you
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    • He looks like governor cuomo
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    • It's okay. He has superman with him, the heist will be easy
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    • Potential take: 20 Cookies. Actual take: 4. 25% of Cut: 1 Cookie.
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    • Nah he’s bragging about the girl he just touched hands with
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    • Where is his cigar?!
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    • Looks like Joey Diaz kid
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    • Joey Diaz as a child telling his stories about Boulder, Colorado
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    • Anybody have any good heist movies to watch
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    • /\/lGGERS
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    • So are yas in or are yas in
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    • Payday 2*
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    • “Hawt dawgs! Get your fookin hawt dawgs here!”
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    • Eyyy I’m sittin here
      Sherman8r 30 jun
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    • Reminds me of Al Capone
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    • PorkSword 30 jun
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    • I want one.
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    • Sloms 1 jul
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    • He just looks plain fucking retarded.
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    • What does said accent sound like??
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    • No he doesn’t
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    • Nobody ever liked that one kid that wore dress shirts all the time because his mom put it on him, he was a pussy, didn’t play fair, would hurt you and act like a bitch if you did something about it
      warshart 3 jul
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    • ay tony
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    • Here lemme tell you something johnny....
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    • He's talking about how hey almost lost his cah kis
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    • All I could imagine is Joey Diaz’s voice
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    • "Ay tony get the step stool"
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    • Nah, he is putting together the Justice League. I mean come on the kid with the blue shirt with the S is a dead give away.
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    • That kid is fuckin Joey coco diaz
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    • Nah to me it looks like he tellin his homies about a fat as he saw
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    • I just want let everyone know I’m using all of these lines...
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    • Is that Joey Diaz's kid?
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    • Looks here Lorenzo, don’t use pull that cwaap likes the last time!!! Capeesh???
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    • I bet he knows Donald Trump is a crook in a phony and he's just seven. He's able to know this because he was raised in Brooklyn.
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    • Probably does! I have a thick Minnesotan accent, always have.
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    • Or how big his cannoli was
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    • Kid to the left is the muscle, kid to the right is th brains, main kid is the boss and kid across from main kid is the funny bestfriend of the boss
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    • Reservoir Dogs: Baby Edition
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    • Mini phill
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    • Ayy mahh
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    • "Alright, so here's whatcha gotta do"
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    • Yous guys gonna help me out or what? Split the take evenly? Fuggedaboudit....
      Mofo526 3 jul
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    • Peter Parker said fuck the waiting we need that jar
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    • Probably a serious PJ Masks convo.
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