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This Is What Happens When Lawyers
Attempt To Compete With Engineers.
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by
train to a conference. At the station, the three
lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three
engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one
ticket?" asked one of the three lawyer. "Watch and
you'll see," answers one of the engineers. They all
board the train. The lawyers take their respective
seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom
and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train as departed, the conductor
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The
door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and
moves on. The lawyers saw this and agreed it was
quite a clever idea.
So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy
the engineers on the return trip and save some
money. When they get to the station, they buy a
single ticket for the return trip. To their
astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at
all.
"How going to travel without ticket," asks
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