This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at
50 MPH
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at 50 MPH
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Nobody:
History channel at midnight:
shadey12 shadey12
7 apr
Nobody: History channel at midnight:
Help!
Please!
yummyToryporn yummyToryporn
11 may
Help! Please!
Man Y'all Sleepin On The Girl From
Commercial
topdickhead topdickhead
20 nov 2020
Man Y'all Sleepin On The Girl From Commercial
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
Good morning everyone - Good morning everyone 😊
MeepSheep420 MeepSheep420
22 sep 2020
Good morning everyone - Good morning everyone 😊
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students
lauren
just replied wi this
It's a no from me.
kissYu kissYu
17 nov 2020
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students lauren just replied wi this It's a no from me.
You can always pirate college textbooks
tS always morally corre
You can always pirate college textbooks tS always morally corre
fakepale
It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
fakepale It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section.
@firearmchronicles
AdaptiveCombatRifle AdaptiveCombatRifle
7 dec 2020
How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section. @firearmchronicles
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
Let me get this .sttaight, You think this .
ind of coo good?
I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
27 sep 2020
Let me get this .sttaight, You think this . ind of coo good? I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
in dad-a-base
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? in dad-a-base
GoochSmoocher GoochSmoocher
24 sep 2020
Wife surprises husband with the motorcycle he'd always wanted
"How are Harambe memes still popular?"
Me:
"Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
mediumfunny mediumfunny
22 jun
"How are Harambe memes still popular?" Me: "Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad