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    • I can't pee next to someone at a urinal, my dick don't work till they walk away
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    • Take it to the next level and Piss through his legs
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    • Pee between his legs
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    • Pee between his legs to go beyond
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    • Nah you got to pull your pants down to your ankles to show maximum authority
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    • Piss in the same urinal while they’re using it
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    • If there is two urinals, I'm at one and you walk into the stall to pee you are admitting I am the Alpha
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    • Fuck urinals, I ain't whipping my dick out in an open public space.
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    • Anime?
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    • Is that silver spoon?
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    • Anime is silver spoon. Same author as fullmetal alchemist, although they're completely different. Bloody amazing show
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    • Had this happen to me at work. This dude was just standing behind me waiting for me to leave
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    • Aye bruh scoot over lemme use that one witchu that other one smells like piss
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    • Anime?
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    • And then they turn around and piss on you
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    • The true power move is pissing ON them.
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    • Anime: Silver spoon
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    • If you fucks thought peeing next to someone was awkward try doing urinalysis where the dude HAS to see your penis touch the cup until you start peeing
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    • This better not be another yulky alt
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    • (1/?) Oh God, I've got a urinal story that you all might appreciate. I have to preface it by saying that when you take certain anabolic androgenic compounds that your confidence sky rockets and you develop a warped alpha-mentality. So, in the prime of one of my big cycles I used to do often do...
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    • Anime is Silver Spoon. Good show, about farming. Super laid back
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    • Go R Kelly on his leg
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    • Id turn around and make him blow me
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    • Anime is Silver Spoon. Pretty good
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    • The power move above this one is when you don't wait for him to finish and you just start pissing on him or over him
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    • Pissing directly next to someone isn’t a power move, it’s just gay
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    • Okay fuck this, third feature from this account in this set
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    • I always go In stalls bc I have a shy bladder
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    • Imagine someone walks up behind you while you're in a completely empty bathroom and they just say "I'm waiting my turn" and then some cunt on the internet says that it's a flex
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    • Don't forget to make eye contact
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    • And that's the reason why he ended up in the nurses office with a black eye and a broken arm
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    • That’s so fucked up!! This man needs to be shot!! Str8 psycho
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    • Is this a yulky alt
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    • Look at it in reverse and it’s polite
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    • Absolute power move
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    • No you’re just meta gay
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    • Pee in a jar. Put it in front of them. Tell them to take your piss
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    • Turn around and shit in the urinal to re-establish dominance
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    • Bro is every other urinal. Even way before Covid
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    • Pissing in between the gap of someone’s legs
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    • Pee over him
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    • Fuck you shorsey
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    • This anime is the best god damn slice of life hands down fuck all that other shit
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    • a woman definitely wrote that
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    • I be pissin next to people when the bathroom is empty sometimes and it's always kinda funny but I gotta keep a straight face lol
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    • Anyone go to a baseball game, with the trofft that everyone just pisses in. The flowing golden stream!
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    • Push him out of the way and start pissing in that exact stall to assert power
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    • Not really just kinda gay
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    • That madman will singlehandedy take down society
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    • Someone actually did this to me a week ago. Didn't notice him until I started to put my belt back through. Didn't say anything just scolded him because it wasn't worth my time to deal with or tell a weird kid that he's weird.
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    • I would just pee on you to assurt domonice
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    • A higher one is just pissing in the same urinal
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    • I’m going to pee.... on your bUTT
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    • Punch him
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    • To be fair, Dude was a piece of shit for picking the urinal in the MIDDLE of a wall of empty urinals
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    • Go even further, piss at the same time in the same urinal
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    • I once pissed between a guys legs at a urinal like that
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    • 've'done that. Didn't workout well. Guy had anger issues. Gave me a black eye.
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    • Bruh I had this happen to me last week while washing my hands at the sink. An open one next to me and this kid just waits behind me to use the sink I was at after I was done.
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    • This how you get your ass beat
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    • Lmao anime please
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    • I mean if the bathroom is empty how r u in there?
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    • Piss through the gap in his legs
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    • The next one above this is walking into a stall while a guy is taking a shit and asking him to scoot back so you can piss
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    • The sauce is - silver spoon - Enjoy.
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    • I don't like urinals that don't have dividers between them.
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    • Anime is Sliver spoon
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    • Pissing on someone
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    • Next you pee over them
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    • Am I the only one that drops my drawers to my ankles when I piss at urinals?
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    • They were using the urinals. And there was one open but next to it was a guy using his. So I decided to wait behind him to not be the middle man next to 2 guys using urinals
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    • Fuck8n silver spoon
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    • Still not as much a power move as using a urinal with your pants around your ankles
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    • Short guy energy.
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    • I can only pee if someone is looking
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    • My friend would actually do this in college. One time he also pulled up my zipper when it was down.
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    • Nah bro, just piss on there back to mark your territory
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    • Power move? No. Weirdo? Yes.
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    • I do this in bathrooms with that have less than three urinals; and I'm sure we can all agree that there's nothing wrong with that.
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    • For real tho, imagine if someone said that to you while u were tryna go
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    • Drink his piss, suck his dick, become his little beta boi and fuck toy.
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    • Sauce is Silver Spoon, something from my plan to watch list
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    • If you are unwilling to piss next to someone in a bathroom, ya need to grow a pair of cajones.
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    • Piss inside his ass
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    • Petition to have barriers in between each urinal like wtf
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    • Nah that's just annoying
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    • Above that would be squeezing in next to him and sharing the same urinal as him.
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    • Unless your a midget and that's the short urinal
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    • But below holdin their dong for them
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    • Is because he’s using the midget urinal
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    • Then you get your cheeks clapped
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    • If someone stands behind me they’re getting slapped until they leave
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    • Its uncomfortable af when I see this happening in public spaces. Especially when the guy doing it is deadass bout it
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    • My go to move is picking a urinal in between two people, pulling my pants down around my ankles, and throwing my arms around both dudes while I piss no-handed
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    • "move over."
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    • This is how you get beat up this is the farthest thing from a power move
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    • For what?
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    • haha you said power move lol haha lol
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