• PRIVATE WORLDS
This shitty community has been begging for the ability to play alone in private worlds since before the launch of Fallout 76 (like what a Fallout game should be), and we begrudgingly announce that they are coming to the game with Fallout FUCK YOU 1*. If you're a Fallout FUCK YOU 1* slave, how you use your private world is completely up to you, as long as we allow it: Invite up to seven of your non-existent friends at a time (eight total people per private world) to join you-while we screw you over with our pay to win system, or play completely solo (we know you like it like that anyway). All gameplay remains the same from
Adventure (cuckold) Mode and all characters entering the Fallout FUCK YOU 1* private worlds must be existing characters.
Only the dumbass who bought this membership who owns the private world is required to be a Fallout FUCK YOU 1** slave. Head into your private world, open your Social menu once you're inside our buggy beta version of a game, and start inviting your
"friends" to kick off the ass pounding. You can also create a squad outside of your private world and then switch to it to bring everyone along at once (because everyone will do that). Should the idiot owner of the private world leave, the world will still stay active as long as one other dumbfuck player in the world is a Fallout FUCK YOU 1* slave.
Private worlds will continue to evolve with stupid features such as expanded building areas, increased C.A.M.P. budgets and
Workshop persistence, everything you wanted but at a price. We've also received a lot of questions about playing Fallout 76 with mods and this, too, is something we will just never add.
1,650 MICROTRANSACTION POINTS TO PAD MY BOTTOM LINE
With a Fallout FUCK YOU membership, you'II also receive a monthly bonus of 1,650 Microtransaction Points to use in the
Atomic Shop on anything you want. Waste all your money on useless Atomic Shop items with the worst value for a money- wasting bundle to date. Time to pay up! Finally, pick up that outfit or icon you've been eyeing or else we will bill you for it You deserve it for enduring this game for so long.
Asa Fallout FUCK YOU 1* slave, you'll have access to exclusive "discounts" (lol) in the Suprise Mechanics Shop, so not only are you getting bonus Microtransaction points every month, you'll get "discounts" on some stupid items to spend your money on.
SCRAPBOX
As aslave of Fallout FUCK YOU 1*, you also pay for access to your own private Scrapbox. Use the Scrapbox to store all your crafting components so they aren't taking up space in your Stash Box (Yay pay to win systems!). The Scrapbox has unlimited storage (WAIT WTF SERIOUSLY), so no need to worry about picking and choosing when it comes to hoarding scrap. (Iam actually really starting to get pissed the more I read this shit)
THE SEX TENT
Drop the new Sex Tent to quickly set up a forward operating base when you're roughing it out in the wilderness during your next adventure. The Sex Tent comes complete with a Stash, Sleeping Bag, Scrapbox, Cooking Station, and even an instrument to help you blow hot air up your ass after a day of exploring Appalachia. Once placed, it will also act as a second fast travel point in addition your main C.A.M.P., giving you even more freedom to travel anywhere in the map without spending caps, just your real money! You'll be able to deploy your Sex Tent from your Favorites wheel.
(The Sex Tent and Scrapbox can be used in both public and private worlds by Fallout FUCK YOU 1* slaves.)
THE LAZY VERSION OF THE RANGER ARMOR OUTFIT
Explore in a discount version of the Not So Ranger Armor Outfit, available for Fallout FUCK YOU 1* slaves.
ICONS & EMOTES PACK - SERIOUSLY? THIS IS A MAIN FEATURE?!?
Show off your money buring membership status with a set of stupid Fallout FUCK YOU 1* player icons and emotes. (What the fuck
(The Not So Ranger Armor Outfit, player icons and emotes must be claimed from the Atomic Shop while your Fallout FUCK YOU 1*' membership is active because we are too lazy to give it to you automatically. If you cancel your membership after claiming them, you will still have access to them. But then again, how have we been with our previous promises - teehee)
THIS STUPID ASS MEMBERSHIP
Fallout FUCK YOU 1* will be available as a one-month waste your money membership, or you can purchase a yearly cash burning pile for a 36% "discount" over the monthly waste your money rate as shown on our website (I will not link this scam). If you cancel your slave membefship or it expires, you'll still be able to access any microtransaction points you received as well as the resources stored in your Scrapbox, if we dont delete them first. Cancellation will be effective at the end of your then-current membership term, or whenever we decide to stop stealing you money.
Become a Fallout FUCK YOU 1* slave here!
(Imagine shoving that 12 fingered hand up your ass! It's okay, this membership will do it for you!)
TAKE A LOOK AT THE WONDERFUL COMMUNITY RESPONSE
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