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    • Guy is smoother than intensive care cocoa radiant Vaseline on a fresh shaved pair of testicles
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    • Smooth as fuck. I would go out with him and I am a guy and I am not gay
      Escodeen 25 aug
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    • Marry him
      epic_wind 24 aug
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    • He looks so pleased with himself
      Joy_Wells 25 aug
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    • Michael you smooth motherfucker
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    • This guy went to my high school. He was weird.
      13376910 25 aug
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    • Waht a loser. I did it the real way where you buy a bunch of limes, put it in a bag with a hole in it. Proceed to drop them on the floor in front of rhe person. Pick them up and drop them more, then look square into their eyes and say “sorry im really bad at pickup limes”
      NymphLuna 25 aug
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    • If 912 is the area code then this happened in Savannah, Georgia
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    • Posted this years ago but I finally get to use it
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    • If it were an ugly dude it would be sexual harassment
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    • He has a fkn ramen hoodie
      Outcast1 25 aug
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    • fuze_it_ 25 aug
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    • I’d love and fuck him with passion!
      tenten123 25 aug
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    • Ladies please, there’s enough of us to go around
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    • Lmao, no joke i used this before, it was a dare from my brother and we had a $1 so we bought a lime. Went to the icecream shop and gave the lime to the cute girl there saying "sorry, this is my only pickup lime". She actually wrote her number on it xD
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    • He sees you taking a picture. He knows it worked
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    • Marry him
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    • That dude behind him is in love
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    • Now that's a citrus fresh move right there
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    • Michael should change his name to chad
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    • Use it to squeeze juice in the eyes of your enemies
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    • I went to school with Michael. Richmond Hill High School. He wore that ramen hoodie every single day
      a1b1c2d2 25 aug
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    • "All men are pigs" - white women
      JauB 25 aug
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    • Marry him God damnit
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    • Add a slice of cheddar to make it a cheesy pickup lime
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    • Bruh what is it with Michael's and them being so good at puns.
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    • Get that bitch a Michael. Bitches love Michaels.
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    • I bet he could use it to make an excellent dish of noodles too
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    • Bruh he’s wearing the ramen hoodie
      Samadhi 25 aug
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    • Bro I fucking know that guy
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    • And then they
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    • Fucking smooth, might just go buy some limes and carry them around just for this
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    • Marry Michael
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    • I’m legit gonna go try this
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    • The asian or the white dude
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    • Aye 912 is my old area code
      Thiccnoon 25 aug
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    • Bro that's my fuckin area code Savannah gang 😤😤
      COC_Lover 26 aug
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    • Hey theyre from Savanah GA!!
      LunaKitti 26 aug
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    • Picture this: it’s 2030. You’ve been married 5 years and your second kid is on the way. You’re anniversary is tomorrow. You are woken up that morning via a pile of limes being dumped on your head - Michael smiles at you and says “I love you.” Things are going pretty great
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    • You better marry Michael
      SlocusSt 25 aug
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    • Marry him
      yuiff 25 aug
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    • He got the Ramen sweater on
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    • I would date Michael lol
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    • Michael got game
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    • Oh damn that's my new coworker
      lollygag1 25 aug
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    • Bro i know that kid i went to that school
      Cade7H 25 aug
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    • Get in line if you want the lime
      theryguy 27 aug
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    • Why don't women do cute shit like this to guys more often?
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    • But...did it work
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    • I thought that was a grenade
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    • That’s my area code
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    • my name is michael do I have a chance
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    • You know he has decent money to throw nice limes to people.
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    • AMA: That's me
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    • Went to high school with that guy and my friend dated that ugly girl in the background. Good times
      Moes_Pub 26 aug
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    • That do be in the Georgia area tho
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    • Michael is a chad
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    • Michael knows how to talk to girls
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    • Yus1nat0r you know I gonna do this to you one day
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    • Southwest Georgia.
      GreenHat 27 aug
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    • That's a big fucking lime
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    • Georgia Gang where you at!!!
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    • Girls who guys like these try to ask out reject them usually then years down the line when they have 5 kids and live in poverty and are dating a drug addict would realize only too late how much life would've been if they weren't being cunts just because.
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    • Ma'am why are your panties drenched
      punnup 27 aug
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    • Panties just got dropped. He's a lady k!ller
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    • I was in this class and it was Jared that gave her the lime...
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    • The guy next to Michael seems real proud of him
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    • He went to Richmond hill high school he was a ping pong club member and he graduated 2 years ago
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    • This guys smoother than the rocks head
      Handman 26 aug
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    • Smooth as butter, Michael.
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    • I want one!!
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    • bonus! limes make delicious martinis...
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    • The legend
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    • Yessssss. Mary the poor sad sack.
      radninja 25 aug
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    • MichaelChan
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    • I didn’t see the period and thought it said his name was Michael Michael
      dandi 25 aug
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    • Michael has game
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    • You know the saying, when life gives you limes!
      Croissant 25 aug
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    • kanep0e 29 aug
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    • You should suck Michael's gong dong
      ripshark6 27 aug
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    • What a smooth muther fucker.
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    • Now we almost have Michael's number
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    • Marry him
      Edefin 27 aug
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    • I have that same hoodie
      xXBrian22 27 aug
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    • Fucking kiss him
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    • #getyouamichael
      Camdoon 27 aug
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    • Then they fucked
      Bluuesz 27 aug
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    • Wait my name is Michael and I have a ramen hoodie.
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    • I have his phone number from when this was featured a couple years ago
      ReptiIe 27 aug
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    • Text him you fool
      inkest 27 aug
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    • Total Chad
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    • Literally I went to school with him. He got so manny nudes from this. The original meme had his full number on it. I see this all the time now
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    • race mixing, CRINGE
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    • How did I read limit time instead of lime?
      NigguhCat 27 aug
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    • Yeah but what would he do if I cut it in half and squeezed the halves into my eyes
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    • Marry this man
      loldab 27 aug
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    • You have to at least go on one date with him.
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