• This is just a reminder that when Sir Terry Pratchett was knighted, he dug up his own iron ore, learned to smelt, smelted it, added meteorite iron, learned to forge, and forged himself a starmetal sword. As you do.
And then he put it away somewhere safe so he wouldn't violate any UK knife laws.
icantdrawgood
If I ever run a post-apocalyptic campaign, Sir Terry Pratchett's Starmetal
Sword will definitely be a legendary item for players to retrieve.
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    • Imagine being a knight that can’t own a ceremonial sword because your country doesn’t allow knives
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    • Imagine being a knight and not have the legal right to own a sword.
      Mr_SteveS 10 aug
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    • Imagine being so cool and then getting cucked by your country. USA may be full if retards but atleast I can have a sword over my fireplace with zero legal issue
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    • What a sad fucking reality we live in where a country’s literal knights can’t have swords. Like if you’re trusted with knighthood I think they’ve demonstrated they’re upstanding citizens enough to have a sword
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    • Beight 10 aug
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    • England is an actual dystopian wasteland
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    • Knife laws... Disgusting. I love being able to go to a gas station and buy 6 knives out of nowhere for no reason
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    • I understand gun control, I don't support it but I understand it. But making knives illegal? If someone pulled the sword from the stone today instead of being crowned king they would go to prison for sword possession.
      straticus 10 aug
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    • 🤢en🤢gla🤮nd🤮
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    • Imagine having knife laws lol
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    • Imagine being unable to own a knife
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    • Imagine knighting someone and not trusting them to own a sword
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    • “You’re a Knight now!” “Cool! Where’s my sword?” “*GASP* A SWORD?! BUT THOSE K1LL PEOPLE!”
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    • I thought the knife thing was just a long running iFunny joke
      mmlxix 10 aug
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    • Lmao bitch ass britbongs, uh oh don’t let the sword out it might stab people on its own.
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    • S P A C E S W O R D
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    • Recruiting for a quest: "Law-Bound Blade"
      LargeMac 11 aug
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    • Damn just like sokka
      cycling 10 aug
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    • That’s fucking retarded. Move somewhere where you could own a fucking knife. Europeans are fucking retards.
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    • SPACE SWORD
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    • Chu gought a liocencs for dat der aubergine slicea?
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    • Lmao knife laws! Lmao 😂 imagine getting a ticket or whatever for buttering you’re bread to aggressively
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    • >iron ore >starmetal >uk knife laws
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    • I feel like there should be a limit designated to where a knife becomes a sword. Swords should be legal. Big knives, well I'm american so you should have a big knife too. But Britain should embrace its sword wielding past and just have duels.
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    • Man fuck their dumb ass weapon laws.
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    • Knife laws?!?!?! Yikes what a disgrace of a country. I know some of you will think I'm not being serious but I would rather die that live like that. I'm not joking
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    • Knife laws?? Fuck you cut steak with, a breadstick?
      heLa_x 10 aug
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    • Bit stranj innit
      AutisDick 10 aug
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    • I feel like the knife laws are like that teacher in middle school that would get the whole class in trouble because the one fuck head kid was messing around, like let’s ruin it for everyone just because some people don’t have enough self control with them
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    • I'll give it 2 decades until you need a carpentry permit in order to legally own a hammer
      lenzoe 12 aug
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    • It’s just a comically large letter opener officer! I swear!
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    • It must be bad ass being knight. Even in the modern age. Just the feeling
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    • Knife laws
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    • Cucked
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    • iFappy 10 aug
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    • Not even literal knights can own a bladed weapon on that fucking iskand
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    • Space Sword!
      Bumberman 10 aug
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    • FUCK ENGLAND
      Krembit 10 aug
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    • I bet it sh00ts out little sparkles when you swing it
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    • Gevil 10 aug
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    • Have at thee nigga
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    • i got the sword of heaven feature right before this lol.
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    • He also made his own card for the game, Munchkin. Discworld’s very own walking sapient trunk, The Luggage. It’s a card that was given out years ago during a convention that Sir Terry Pratchett himself attended. He even drew the illustration on the card as well.
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    • whoever smelted it delted it
      punkdump 11 aug
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    • So he wouldn't violate any UK knife laws.
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    • Thats pretty low T
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    • His books are amazing. Read Going Postal
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    • SPACE SWORD
      Pmoney66 10 aug
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    • Knife laws. Wtf pussy shit is that.
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    • It's the only weapon that can slay our queen of course they had to remove it😔 chucked it in a lake last I heard of it.
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    • Space sword
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    • So does the sword look Viking-y or Roman-y to you?
      Ryjak 11 aug
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    • England has a cool military and thats it
      McL0v1n 10 aug
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    • His smithing was shit. I’d take my kopesh and smash that shit
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    • Sword gun
      Boat_Man 10 aug
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    • So he’s sokka
      Will38 14 aug
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    • Ah yes England so left you need a license for a TV
      Ruins663 13 aug
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    • Isn't that space sword then
      bluedog86 13 aug
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    • SPACE SWORD!
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    • It’s cool but. England needs to grow some balls
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    • You can own swords in the UK you just can't take them outside your house
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    • Sir Terry was my favorite author, and I didn’t even know this.
      HankH 13 aug
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    • SPPPAAAACCCEEEE SWWOOORRDD
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    • UK is literally the most cucked place on the planet
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    • peemis 13 aug
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    • The same Terry Pratchett that’s an author?
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    • Imagine being knighted and you can’t even legally own your sword
      JATIMOA 13 aug
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    • Oh hell yeah
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    • Aight
      NiceCube 12 aug
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    • Who?
      MangaCaps 12 aug
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    • Goodbye.....space...sword
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    • Who the fuck is Terry Pattchet?
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    • Sup cuties
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    • So will sokka’s space sword
      AfroLuffy 12 aug
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    • Would iron from a meteor be different at all then decent iron dug up?
      oldbadger 12 aug
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    • This was featured a long time ago
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    • UK knife laws
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    • LoL. All swords are star metal swords. That’s where elements are created - in the hearts of stars. YOU are a fucking star too.
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    • Fuck the UK’s authoritarian laws
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    • A real life sokka
      InkMan 12 aug
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    • What I knew you can’t carry knives there but are you really not allowed to own a sword in your home? I mean it’s all stupid I carry a knife at all times and I own like 30 swords so I get that they have stupid laws but really?
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    • put this in a game ubisoft ik u can see this
      ylobi 12 aug
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    • Dude playing minecraft irl, made his sword, then left it in a chest
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    • You have a liscence for that fucking sword?
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    • Imagine having knife laws
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    • he pulled a sokka on all of us
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    • Sokkas space sword
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    • when your a fucking knight knighted by the fucking queen and you cant carry the fucking space sword you made with your bare ass hands because you dont have a fookin pointy itam losiens
      Animz 11 aug
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    • They "knight" people for anything nowadays.
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    • British people be like: “SI3G HEIL THE QUEEN AND GOVERNMENT”
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    • No avatar space sword joke? This is like exactly what sokka did.
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    • Would it be breaking a knife law if its a sword tho?
      IrishLad 11 aug
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    • El gordo from el gordo y la flaca
      Chri5ti4n 11 aug
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    • Just to be clear, in the UK owning swords and knives is not illegal. Walking down the street waving them in people’s faces definitely is though.
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