• THIS IS IN THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM AT THE PURPLE COW RESTAURANT
IN FREEPORT, TX. IF YOU LIFT THE LITTLE WHITE DOOR, A LOUD BUZZER
GOES OFF THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT, FORCING YOU TO DO
THE WALK OF PERVERTED SHAME, OUT OF THE RESTROOM.
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    • Now put him in the men’s bathroom, it will be exponentially more embarrassing
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    • That’s actually hilarious.
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    • I went to a restaurant like that once, but it was a porcelain statue with a leaf there. I lifted the leaf and it sprayed water on me and made a loud whistle. My mom yelled at me and my dad laughed so hard he coughed for a solid 5 mins. Good times. They’re divorced now.
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    • But do u get to see his dick?
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    • Do one with boobs in the men’s restroom
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    • Ha! 🤣Dumb perverts (me with 16 tabs of porn open on incognito)
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    • If it was a naked woman in the mens room, you wouldn't even be able to hold a conversation at that place. Every 5 seconds that buzzer would be going off
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    • How do you know that?
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    • That person that lifts the paper be like
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    • They should do the same in the boys room just to be fair
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    • I feel like I would lift it because I would expect something ridiculous that would probably make me laugh rather than an actual dick.
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    • It would be worth it if you get to see his MASSIVE SMEEEEEETH
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    • I'm a straight dude and I'll still sneak a peek
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    • I'd check. I'm just a curious person. Don't know if I'd be embarrassed. Would probably be more embarrassed that I was in the girls bathroom
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    • Coming out of the bathroom: "AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!"
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    • A dastardly trick
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    • “please do not wipe your ass as our pipes are weak as fuck”
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    • I'd tape it open so it's a never ending buzzer
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    • Jokes on you, i like it when people know.
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    • Imagine seeing a man come out of that restroom.
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    • I'd do it every time I go to the restaurant and walk out with a troll face look.
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    • Shamers
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    • I've been here before and if i remember correctly whenever you flush the toilet a loud cow moo goes off. we were eating and it was loud so it scared us. it might've just been on a timer tho
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    • Women can't help but look
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    • I've been there!!! Solid burgers and it's about 2 blocks from a nice beach.
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    • Not if more than one person is in there
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    • Nice Cock
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    • I actually live around there it’s the same in the guys but with tits I think. Good food too.
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    • I hope it’s a mirror under there
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    • went to an italian restaurant where it had naked pics all over the bathroom
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    • WaiT They CaN’t be perverted THEY ArE Women
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    • But if we had a picture of a women in the men’s room it would be considered mysoginistic
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    • One time I went through with my family and my Little cousin went to the restroom and then we heard an alarm start going off throughout the restaurant and she came running out crying. It was pretty funny
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    • just wait for someone to start leaving and flip it.
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    • Haul that horny bitch scum off to horny jail occifer.
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    • I would just be curious to see why it’s there. That’s a trap and it doesn’t mean they’re horny.
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    • “Our septic is sensitive” LMAO
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    • I would just keep lifting it and dropping it until they have to kick me out.
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    • But you do it in a men's restroom it wouldn't be a walk of shame or embarrassment it will be a walk of pride
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    • I doubt they'd do that I'm pretty sure this is just a clever cover for a thermostat or light switch
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    • Brazoria County gang
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    • Lifts cover, alarm goes off. Me walking out: "Yup, that pictures gotta dick on it."
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    • But hey, do they get to see his dong?
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    • I live in Matagorda Texas not far from it. But my first time there one of the waitresses set off the buzzer😂. I had to ask my dad what the hell was going on and he told me the story and literally EVERYONE started clapping when she walked out🤣
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    • They have something like this in a bar in Austin. If you lift the dudes man covering, you see a camera and your face is displayed on the main projector for the whole bar to see you.
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    • PLEASE DO NOT PUT ANY KIND OF PAPER OR FOREIGN OBJECTS IN THE TOILET Our Septic Tank Is Sensitive
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    • I'd go in there and just keep lifting it.
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    • They had something similar at a restaurant called the safe house in chicago
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    • But the left wing media told me only men are perverts
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    • Not if it’s a multi stall restroom and there’s multiple people in there. I’d wait, lift it, and run out of there with a look of disgust on my face
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    • I’d leave it lifted and tape it up or something and be like “he seems to have got excited so it won’t go back down”
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    • Wasn't there a bar with a statue that did that too?
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    • I live near this. The restaurant is actually on the shore line. The beach it’s at is called Surfside.
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    • I would stay in there and open the flap to a rythym of a siren convincing the whole restaurant there is a fire.
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    • Wtf why can't I put paper in the toilet
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    • I live in freeport Tx i needa find out if this is true
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    • just gotta go a few miles to see it for me..
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    • Crispy Concords?
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    • Penis alert.
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    • My favorite part of this picture is telling people not to flush foreign objects
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    • People who live around here actually call it kitty’s purple cow
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    • Dude they sent me in the bathroom when I was like 12 and were all excited. I saw it and thought that's gross and walked out. They were disappointed.
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    • I’m from here. They have good food
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    • I know plenty of people that would do it and not give two shits
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    • Freeport is an hour away from me. I know what I’m going to do t...fuck it’s covid nvm god dammit
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    • This is 10 miles from my parent’s house!
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    • I mean, do you still get to see the dick? Like if an alarm goes off idgaf but if it goes off and there is no dick pick? I'mma be pissed, not embarrassed 🤣
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    • Ferb I know what we're gonna do today
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    • Kitty's purple cow???
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    • Okay but do you at least get a show or no
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    • But is there an actual dick under It thi
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    • there's a statue at a restaurant near me where you can lift up the skirt of the statue and it blares an alarm, it's hilarious
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    • Go to horny jail
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    • Lift it just as another lady is about to leave the restroom
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    • I would just flip it like ten times and come out smiling like a champ
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    • But do you get to see it
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    • Is there anything worth to see under that paper
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    • Fukin genius’s!
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    • If it was a female box of shame in the men's restroom, people would like up to stone them as they walked out.
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    • Okay bu all ya have to do is lift it up when someone else is there with u and let them walk out
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    • Spam open and close it to annoy the restaurant, they brought it upon themselves.
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    • Seems like a bit much tbh
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    • All bathrooms need this
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    • I would wait until someone came inside, flip the buzzer and wait for them to walk out
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    • I would put my penis inside the hole , let the penis sucking competition begin
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    • The restaurant is exactly 5 hours and 5 minutes from where I live
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    • Ever been to Buca di Beppo
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    • I had something like that but I cant really remember the rest just lifted it seen a hole an now I have a black eye Idk
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    • Funny idea but announcing to a bar full of drunk guys that a women is "perverted" in any way just dont sound like a good idea
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    • Yep been there before
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    • That's actually fucked up
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    • I know I already made a comment but I’m literally vacationing in Freeport and am walking distance from the Purple Cow rn and I just think that’s hilarious
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    • I’m there actually right the fuck now that’s crazy
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    • Imagine the hate if a guys room had pictures of naked girls in it
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    • But is is dick showing underneath? Priorities!
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    • I'd look at it while another person is in the restroom with me and wait for them to walk out first
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    • Holy shit I live in Freeport texas
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    • Play a bomb ass beat with the buzzer by flipping the lid up and down
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    • Grew up with that! Many summer beach days eating there! Try the food won’t be disappointed
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    • Purple Cow is the best
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