• This is August. She was born on April
24, 2000. That's right, she just turned 20,
making her the oldest known golden
retriever in the world. She's received so
many good girl noggin pats over the
years her color has been rubbed off.
We're giving Augie the incredibly rare...
15/10
a Happy 20th
E. Birthday
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    • Putting mine down tomorrow, he’s been the best boy. Fs please gentlemen
      cpp7507 29 jun
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    • Who names their dog August if their born in April?
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    • Dog older than most of iFunny
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    • They had the opportunity to give her 20/10 and they just passed it up
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    • Just think about how long that dog has been apart of that families life. It’s going to feel really different when she has to leave us. Unless she is immortal.
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    • My golden, Lady wasn’t super old. She was 13, but she passed away on Tuesday and it’s been horrible without her. She was the best dog someone could have.
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    • Wait til you hear about his sister, April, born in August, 24, 2000
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    • Shit's wild. Like there are motherfucking DOGS out there that are older than I am.
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    • Why not a 20/10 for her 20 birthday
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    • My dog died at 23 she was born in 1997:(
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    • They are good dogs Brent
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    • but you always give like 12/10-15/10 it’s not that rare at all atleast give her a 20/10 if you’re gonna call the rating rare
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    • If the dog was born in April, not August, why not name... you know what? People are retarded. Just nevermind. Forget I said anything.
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    • iFappy 29 jun
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    • Holy fuck, the older a dog gets the whiter the face. What’s the maximum?
      chopstew 30 jun
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    • How do people fucking criticize a dog rating twitter account? Who give a fuck how they’re rated (they did miss an opp when they didn’t use 20/10 though). Be happy that’s there’s a 20 yr old lab that’s been pat on the head so much it lost color 🥺🥺🥺 (I’m very aware that it’s fake but that’s the 1/2
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    • Should've given her 20/10
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    • Cool, birthday buddies!
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    • Damn she older than me
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    • I don’t give a FUCK if they’re out of ten scale is broken, that’s some cute shit and August deserves to be cherished
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    • Why have a scale out of 10 if you always rate above 12?
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    • She's older than I am wtf!
      M4Squid 29 jun
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    • Me and her share a birthday, i will forever celebrate her birthday as well as we are now twins.
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    • She's older than me by just a few months
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    • :D
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    • All I can see when I see this dog is a skull
      PIL0T 30 jun
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    • i wonder if dogs are evolving with humans at the same rate.
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    • My dogs
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    • My brother's middle name is August and his birthday is April 24th
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    • Why are they celebrating her birthday if it’s August and she was born in April?
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    • Happy birthday bitch
      Oshawatt 29 jun
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    • Broh, that's my birthday, wtf
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    • Damn i share a name with this doggo.
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    • That scale would mean a lot more if they have normal dogs 7-8, actual good dogs 9, and dogs like that a 10/10 because that’s as high as the scale goes. Going higher than that just makes them look Ignorant.
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    • If I could give this more likes o would
      LumontPye 29 jun
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    • Born in April named august
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    • Lost my dog a year ago last month. Now my 7 month old puppy needs a $4000 surgery or I have to put him down. Working my ass off. I can’t lose another dog this soon.
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    • That dog is only 3 months younger than me
      Jungler 29 jun
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    • Wait, her birthday was on 4/24/20, when said aloud can be heard as 420 420
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    • Bruhmine lived for 23 years and then died like two years ago, get in line mrs. Rare dogs
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    • 15/10 GuGugu so WhOlEsOmE
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    • She's 6 days younger than me :)
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    • This is August. Yup, she was born in April.
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    • She's older than me
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    • WE SHARE A BIRTHDAY YOOO. I am. The Happy
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    • She turned 20 on 4,24 2020 that's 4 20s
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    • I never knew that dogs' fur would continue to turn grey all across their face. I thought it was limited to certain areas and the muzzle.
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    • Oh hey, that’s my birthday too
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    • "Mediocre animal. 737648299494720/10."
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    • Put it out of its misery
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    • It’s dead now
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    • Guys please stay with your dogs when you put them down a lot of times if you’re not there they spend the last moments looking for you
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    • YOOO WE GOT THE SAME BIRTHDAY DAYS
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    • My dog just got a checkup today at the vet. His heart and lungs are fine. Only thing he has to worry about is arthritis. He’s turning 17 this fall and he shows no sign of quitting. He has used so many lives I swear the dog doesn’t want to die
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    • Die already mutt
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    • She was born 4 days after me
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    • Let the poor thing go...
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    • She's older than me by 15 days
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    • Bruh, name it April
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    • She's 1 day older than me
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    • I have the same birthday as that dog, except I was born in 99 not 2000.
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    • My dog is 18 years old he was literally at my parents wedding. He is in perfect health, the doctors cannot even explain it they’re like “what are you doing to him?” We literally just treat him like our other dogs
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    • The fuck you mean 100/20
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    • I’m so happy I was born on the same day is this doggy
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    • Bro this doggo meme culture is gonna make me burn down animal shelters if it doesnt stop
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    • Pet her more she needs to live longer
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    • Bruh we bday twins
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    • Hey I was born the same day and year!
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    • Noo. We rate dogs has even fallen to the dumbass pride shit fest
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    • Good girl
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    • This dog is older than me
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    • That dogs 140 😳
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    • That 15/20 better be only for her.
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    • Literal skull face
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    • Older than my wife
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    • that’s my exact birthday
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    • my dogs getting put down friday. im gonna miss him, he was the best dog i could ever have.
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    • Why is them dog named August if born in April
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    • I feel terrible when I say this believe me but if she isn’t naturally living and they’re consistently medicating her, I would put her down. Just because at that age she has to be suffering from so much. However if I’m wrong and she isn’t in constant pain or little to none, live a good life August :)
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    • They’re good dogs Brent
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    • My Dad is the same birthday
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    • Even the fucking dog rate account is homoitized. Jesus fn christ
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    • Why are my emotions like this I want to cry thinking about how happy that dog must be
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    • Dogs older than me by a month and a half
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    • My dog is 14 :(
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