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    • How do they know age without cutting him in half and counting rings?
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    • noon shark doo doo doo
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    • That was betty whites pet fish
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    • They know the age because they found a spear head in the shark that dates back 350+ years, like so others can see.
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    • It’s a Greenland shark to anyone who says that sharks only live to 30 years. Greenland sharks have a lifespan up to 400 years.
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    • Can you imagine holding your breath underwater for almost 400 years
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    • Cool now leave him the fuck alone
      im_a_dude 11 aug
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    • Cool, now leave him alone.
      annabanoo 11 aug
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    • Wehim 12 aug
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    • Greenland sharks are interesting as fuck. They grow slowly due to the cold waters they inhabit. They live to be a bit over 400 years and they are quite rare because they don't reach sexual maturity until they are nearly 100 years old.
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    • Greenland sharks are some of the oldest living animals on earth! They can live almost up to 600 years and eat anything! But they're slow and usually almost entirely blind due to a parasite. They're rare so not a threat to humans but have very sharp teeth and a strong tail that can break bones if hit
      Cthulu120 10 aug
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    • I dont know where they got that number from but i just looked up the oldest living shark and its between 272 and 512 years old
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    • How do they know how old it is?
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    • Bottom caption completely ruined the meme
      sausdaddy 11 aug
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    • Just so you guys now the shark died and they dissected it finding out it's that old upvote so people know
      zvzz 11 aug
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    • Damn, this fucker was around for like 9/11 and shit.
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    • Cut it open to count the rings and find out exactly how old it is
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    • IPatron 13 aug
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    • Shut the fuck up do doo da do da doo
      TheHand 11 aug
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    • Greenland sharks are probably the most unique shark just because they’re the only shark that can live in freezing waters and live for more than 300 years
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    • Bro this guy was alive before America
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    • Imagine being that shark and just wanting the sweet release of death for the past 391 years
      goldenVv 11 aug
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    • This noon lived through the revolutionary war, the civil war, ww1, ww2, Korea, and nam. He the ultimate vet
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    • Fuck yea my guy
      sharkgang 10 aug
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    • Greenland Shark, can live allegedly up to 500 years. Max swim speed of less than 2 mph but primary food is seals. Being too slow to hunt them, it is suspected they ambush thwm in their sleep
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    • This shark is older than america
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    • Yeah those guys also have urea in their bloodstream and parasites in their eyes that make them almost completely blind, imagine wandering the frigid arctic ocean for over 300 years. Sounds hellish to me.
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    • It's true, I was the ocean
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    • That means this shark remembers slavery. The stories he could tell
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    • There’s rumors of a Megaladon Shark that is around 520 years old that’s roaming the bottom of the ocean off the coast of Japan.
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    • One a real note, just think of all the shirt this shark has lived through. The Industrial Revolution, 2 world wars, the down fall of almost every monarchy, the Cold War and rise of communism, the War in Terror and much more
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    • Shut the fuck up up up
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    • For anyone wondering is this is true, they know the shark could be up to 392 years old but it’s not confirmed
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    • I guess Edward Kenway missed a few of them.
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    • Crazy how sharks will never know tigers exist
      OBomba 10 aug
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    • Dude is older than America
      Lord02 10 aug
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    • How do they know how old it is? It show them it's damn birth certificate
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    • Dont you think they every get bored?
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    • Hol up I’ve been waiting to spew these facts: they can live up to 400 years, are blind because of a parasite in their eye, and the only way to eat them is by letting them rot. Putrid shark, Icelandic delicacy. Vikings preserved them this way. They also just float around like aimless blobs!
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    • So leave it the fuck alone
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    • Deadass didn't even try to stop loser, smh
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    • Say that again and die trying
      zeeboss1 14 aug
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    • Interesting post until it was ruined by that shitty song
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    • Shut the fuck up doo doo doo
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    • You're missing a single do and it's triggering me
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    • That song makes me want to blow my fucking head off with a 12ga slug
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    • The ancient one
      Wardance 11 aug
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    • It looks Fukn dead
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    • That is so fake America wasn’t even made until 1776
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    • It’s called a Greenland shark and it died when they caught it. Almost every one of them that is caught to study dies. They Carbondate something that develops in the sharks eye to get an age estimate.
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    • These are called sleeper sharks and are actually very slow, about as fast as a toddler, according to scientists not much is known about them because they live in the arctic or northern Pacific Ocean but what is known about them is that they can get very old due to their slow metabolism and speed,
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    • Survived every world war
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    • Do you think sharks have a king? And if so is he the king?
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    • Whale
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    • I feel like scientists just like to lie every once in a while to fuck with us. Just like "hey let's tell people this shark is like 400 fuckin years old for shits and giggles".
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    • Damn this Shark was five when the man, the myth, the legend himself, Gustavus Adolphus died.
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    • This guy be eaten slaves
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    • I was gonna like this but then I saw that grandpa shark bullshit
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    • Imagine being that old of a shark. Like what are you gonna do your whole life? Just swim for 300 years?
      JATIMOA 10 aug
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    • I fucking hate that song with a burning passion
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    • Shark is older than America
      Bishu 10 aug
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    • You can find out how old sharks are by cutting them in half and counting the rings
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    • They get older actually. The Greenland shark can live up to 500+ years old.
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    • Okay but how can they tell its age?
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    • He was around when the Pilgrims just arrived in New England. The shark is older than America itself.
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    • Wow, he doesn't look a day over 300!
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    • ZaTiger 10 aug
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    • In other words, this MF been swimming before the birth of America.
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    • How do they know
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    • They don’t know how old that shark is. Did he have his birth certificate with him???
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    • I don't think I've ever wanted to punch somebody in the throat more than I do at this very moment.
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    • That’s pretty cool, now leave it alone
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    • They found him
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    • Jesus Christ that's before the Netherlands was even officially recognized as a nation and before Calvinism was legalized in the HRE
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    • Wtf this noon been doing for that long? I feel like shit would get boring after awhile, I'd probably kms and not even for the memes
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    • So did they just ask how old the shark was?
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    • That picture is low key terrifying
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    • iMusic 10 aug
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    • Damn I wish I was that old cuz I'd be dead 🤪
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    • Fucking hate that song
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    • 🦀Epstein is dead🦀
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    • That’s a sleeper shark they can get even bigger than the great whites
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    • So you're telling me this shark is from the 17th century? That's pretty awesome.
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    • I HATE THAT STUPID SHARK SONG!
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    • Without even checking im gonna say its a greenland shark? If so, "recently discovered" is being kinda lenient...
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    • *discovers old looking shark* *slaps a big number on them saying it’s their age*
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    • Knights with some wenchs back then: is that a fucking shark. present day: is that a fucking shark
      asslover 12 aug
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    • Even if this was real they can’t verify the age to an exact number. Scientists aren’t even sure how old turtles actually live
      CheveIIe 11 aug
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    • It’s crazy to think there’s actually a few creatures that have existed before the US was even a country, and peeps were still burning people for witchcraft
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    • Surprisingly unpopular option: all that shark shit is gay as fuck and for kids it was funny at first but it’s just annoying hearing grown ass adults singing a little kids song for fun
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    • Wow it’s almost like ANYONE can just write a caption and post it online. I didnt realize ifunny was a pasture cause y’all a bunch of sheep
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    • He was alive for 1666, 1669,1696, and every other 69 year
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    • Did they ask him his age?
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    • noon was alive more than 100 years before we became a country
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