• This how your girl be standing at the
door waiting for you to put your shoes
on after she spent 2 and a half hours
putting on makeup
You had 2 hours to put your shoes
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    • Who doesn’t wait until they leave to put their shoes on?
      molerat 4 may
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    • I ain’t wearing my shoes for 2 hours in my house. Forget that. I’ll put them on when I’m about to leave
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    • I didn't have 2 hours to put my shoes on sorry I'm not a fucking barbarian I don't wear my shoes inside I'm not walking around my house for two hours in shoes
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    • I did... and then an hour and a half went by, I took them off, and I was like “imma make her wait for me lol”
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    • Me thinks she’s missing the point.
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    • Why am I gonna wait around the damn house in my shoes. You tell me when your ready and I can throw them bitches on is 10 seconds.
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    • I deadass left to get groceries while my gf was getting ready. Got back and she was still doing her hair.
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    • Plot twist: he put his shoes on two hours before, but then she yelled at him for having shoes on in the house.
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    • I dont wear makeup if a guy is gonna start liking me cuz i put some glitter shit on my eyelids do you really need him?
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    • I'd rather not keep my shoes on the whole time and be uncomfortable
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    • “You had 2 hours to put your shoes”
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    • It’s because nobody wants to sit with shoes on a couch for two hours. Might as well take em off and let your feet rest more before the date.
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    • Why would I put my shoes on just to walk around the house for two hours before actually doing something?
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    • I’m not wearing shoes inside for 2 hours
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    • He don't want his feet getting sweaty and uncomfortable for 2 hours
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    • Put my shoes where?
      T0MAT0 5 may
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    • Why would I put shoes on when I can lay on the bed and chill
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    • It took me less than 30 seconds to put on both of my shoes and it took you 2 hours to paint your face and neck one color
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    • I’m not putting shoes on in the house, what are you fucking crazy? Payed a lot of damn money for that carpet
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    • Then you get your shoes on and she realizes she forgot something. Never fails
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    • It takes 2 seconds, why I gotta be uncomfortable in my own house for 2 hours over something that takes 2 seconds?
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    • If you think I'm wearing shoes for an extra 2 hours, ya moms a hoe.
      youidiot 8 may
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    • Why the fuck would I uselessly trap my feet in a heat chamber
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    • Put your shoes
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    • That’s not how we men work honey ........... We wait on no one
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    • Bitch I'm making sure you done fully before I make my feet u comfortable
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    • Nah he put his shoes on then took them off to watch a movie
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    • Put your shoes where?
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    • The shoes were on. She was just taking so long that the feet needed to breathe and I took them off
      mhmiller 4 may
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    • It took so long we decide to get comfortable and take our shoes off
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    • “You had two hours to put on shoes” perfectly explains what women expect out of men. They expect men to be inconvenienced by them all the time but also expect them to never inconvenience them. The ultimate form of a hypocrite.
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    • Usually you put them on and get tired of walking around the house with them on so you take them off to be comfortable and then she finishes
      x_mex 4 may
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    • shutup bitch
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    • And you had 2 hours to make yourself look good. I guess we both failed.
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    • Bitch I had my shoes on then my feet got sweaty waiting so I took em off fuck you
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    • But we took off our shoes cuz you for taking so goddamn long
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    • I'm not just gonna sit there for 2 hours with shoes on
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    • Me on the first hour to check on her
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    • He shouldn't have to wait 2 hours at all
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    • Yeah except the thing is it's not about the two hours to put on our shoes, it's about not letting go of that last scrap of control, it's about proving to her, to the world, and most importantly to ourselves, that despite doing nothing for 2 hours for no apparent reason, we still on our own time
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    • You had around 24 years to learn how to English and you still failed.
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    • Yeah I put my shoes on, then sat down and took them off after an hour and a half
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    • We had them on. We took them off after 30 min cause we figured we weren’t going anymore.
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    • Shake your penis at her to establish dominance
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    • Women expect men to wait on their asses for 2+ hours like their personal servant but as soon as they have to wait for 2 minutes all hell breaks loose.
      outahere 4 may
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    • Putting on shoes takes less than ten seconds. If she complains about it, you have the wrong girl.
      Qwit 4 may
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    • Excuse me for wanting to be comfortable wile I wait on your slow ass to look like a clown 🤡
      Dr_Say10 4 may
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    • I use that make-up time to get in a nap, eat dinner, go to work, get a full night's rest, eat breakfast and put my shoes on.
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    • No no, she's got a point
      Keagachu 4 may
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    • So am i supposed to put my shoes on and wait by the door for 2 hours?
      Luvaholic 10 may
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    • I ain't waiting at the door with my shoes on for 2 hours. Catch me on the couch, watching tv.
      SCP420 9 may
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    • You had 12 years to fix that vocabulary
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    • Why would i want to wear shoes for an extra 2 hours when i don’t need to, my feet need to be free as much as possible
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    • Put them where bitch
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    • Why the fuck would I want to where the shoes for an extra two hours
      haloboy7 7 may
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    • "Yea and it took like 10 second. See, I'm already done.
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    • I can put on my shoes in the car dumb slut
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    • While I was getting ready all you did was sit on your ass. As soon as I'm ready to leave that's when you start? Hell naw. You complained I was taking too long then you should be completely ready.
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    • You do a loopty-loop and pull and your shoes are looking cool.
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    • Why would I wear shoes for 2 hours inside
      Cabrera 5 may
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    • Just settle on a time to be ready by and stick by it if you have this issue
      valdania 4 may
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    • Bitch I ain't sittin here for 2 hours with my shoes on.
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    • Why? So you can complain how we wear our dirty shoes in the house? Yea no thanks
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    • Bitch i aint rude i dont wear my boots in the house i put them on, on the way out
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    • Flawed argument, because one does not put on the shoes till they head out, and “how long” the shoes take to put on is dependent on how fast is the girl.
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    • Put your shoes where?
      BRye78 4 may
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    • she seems like a bitch
      Moefang 4 may
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    • Oh yeah now it’s our fault for not putting out shoes on lol because that’ll take another 10 seconds
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    • “to put your shoes”
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    • But I had them on for 30mins but took them off bec I thought she forgot we were going somewhere
      CrowLord 4 may
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    • Bitch I can’t walk around the house with my shoes on, that’ll mess up the carpet
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    • To put my shoes where
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    • I've never, and hope I never end up with these new age whores. You're washed up and a passing trend
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    • Y'all ladies could just not apply 3 lbs of makeup to make yourself look like a clown and we'd be out the door on time.
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    • I put them on, and then took them off during the 2 hours it took you to get ready.
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    • Who waits with their shoes on? That dumb bitch needs to quit before she is ahead.
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    • You had 2 hours to put on a dress that’s only 1 piece
      _WAR 4 may
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    • I only took them off cause you took so fucking long!
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    • And then they'd have to wear their shoes inside for 2 hours while you do makeup. If I'm have to put on my shoes, I'm leaving your ass at home.
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    • So this girl in my 2nd block asked for my snapchat, we started talking, and now we're going to see a movie together 2 days after we met. I've never been so happy before in my life.
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    • I’d rather be comfy with no shoes on while I wait for her slow ass
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    • What's up with all the wording mistakes in the features lately. What is this like a marketing scheme?
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    • Nah I'ma wait til we about to leave to put my shoes on, no one likes sweaty feet
      xFEH 4 may
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    • Women are pathetic
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    • Well guess what? We dont put on our shoes early because we think we will never even get the chance to leave
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    • TO PUT YOUR SHOES ON!!!!****
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    • In this episode of these hoes aren’t funny
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    • Put my shoes where?
      jchow21 8 may
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    • to put your shoes?
      Kaiiak 8 may
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    • Bitch, I ain't gonna track dirt all over my goddamn floor.
      FuckMe 8 may
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    • Women are almost worthless
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    • I like to sit on the couch or something nigga
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    • We got bored and took them back off after the first hour
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    • Bitches expect us to be all ready up in the car waiting for 2 hours
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