• “This guy was going to propose to his
girlfriend at the end of a scavenger
hunt and she had no
idea. My part was
just to do her hair and then put her in a
cab and send her off to the next place.
When she was in my chair, I was
asking
her about her love life (like I do to all of
my clients). I was
like ºoh are you
dating anybody?‘ and she said, “no, I'm
single...’ And I was
like ‘really, not
dating?’ and she says, ‘no, totally
single.’ Then she batted her eyes at me
in the mirror with a
big smile. And I
was
like, 'oh no, what do I du?‘ Do I
text this guy abon abort!’? But I sent
her on
her way and two or
three hours
later I text her to see
how she likes her
blowout, and she texts back Tm
engaged!!!” I always tell this story tu
clients
-
and tell them this is why I
can‘t trust women.
[Laughs]"
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