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    • Loved it all except you telling her it was “on you”. That bitch would have ordered it up anyway assuming you’d pick up the check like the first time. THEN, when you ask for separate checks it’s on her & you don’t look like a liar. Just my 2 cents...
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    • Wtf is up with these ads of the demon leveling up beating a dudes ass
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    • Im early as hell, wheres the porn?
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    • I’m gonna comment twice on this because I feel passionate about it: on a first date, pay for your own meals. Until you start dating, you don’t owe anybody a free meal. Doesn’t matter what gender you are; don’t pay for both meals on the first date.
      NotSoFun a month
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    • Don’t say you’re going to treat someone and then ask for separate checks. Yes separate checks is gender equality, but this isn’t proving a point, it’s just being a liar and that’s dumb.
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    • For those of you who are skeptical, look up "foodie calls" over a third of women admit to doing it. Going on a date with a man they have no interest in solely for the purpose of getting a free meal. In the same survey those women, during a personality test scored notably higher in the "dark triad"
      Noonar 23 aug
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    • Always split the check on the first date. That way, you can’t get used for a free meal, and if you don’t end up liking them on the first date, you don’t feel obligated to continue contacting them because they bought you a meal.
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    • Kinda a dick move. A guy was interested in me and bought us pizza when we were just hanging out one day. He always kept asking me out but I said no and I explained I only wanted to be friends. He got angry and demand that I paid for my portion of the pizza. This was two weeks after we had hung out.
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    • Still not as crazy as the girl who bought a $1500 car in her ex’s name and got $100,000+ of tickets on it
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    • She 'used you for a free meal?' You mean you paid a few bucks for a girls food and she didnt have sex with you so you're pissed and decided to be a petty beta cuck?
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    • shoulda just order hella stuff and dessert snd shit and and said you were going to bathroom and dipped on her to pay everything
      AstroAnus 23 aug
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    • This dude will get rid of porn. Like so that he can get a vantage point
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    • Ok, a woman expecting a man to front the bill is not cool. A man saying it’s all on them, and then lying is also not cool. She may have deserved it, but it would have been much sweeter if you hadn’t said it was on you
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    • I mean sometimes the girl just isn't interested. It's not that she used you. It's that y'all just didn't click....but some girls do be doing that shit. Stay safe out here.
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    • Nah... if you tell her that your paying, then pay. Now, if she orders a bunch of shit, tell her you aren't paying for all that so she should change her order
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    • Now it time for the men to start fucking over women
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    • Wouldve been good if he didnt say anything about how he was paying. Now the whole thing was just a lie and really wasnt clever at all
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    • To be fair she probably didn’t “use him for a free meal” he just couldn’t face the fact after the first date she was not interested. Then he guilted her into a second date where he screwed her over. Gg I guess
      Coffeeeee a month
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    • To avoid a girl using you for a free meal, don’t fucking pay for her meal in the first place.
      NotSoFun a month
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    • Yeah, but you straight lied to her... that’s not chess. That’s checkers with a child
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    • This is narcissism not love
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    • I feel like people go out on a date where the dude pays then realizes that there isn’t really anything there. No spark. It’s ok to not want to go out with someone again. If he had to simp hard to get another date I feel this says more about him than it does the girl. Fuck this dude lmao
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    • Has anyone ever heard of the guy who used to take tinder girls to nice restaurants and then take off after he ate his meal?
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    • Yeah it’d be one thing if she just assumed you were gonna pay again but the fact that you told her it was on you just makes you a dick
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    • if he invited the girl to the first dinner then why is he complaining? if i invite anyone anywhere i want to pay. you dont have to be a dick and invite her somewhere else and tell her you will pay
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    • Did she use you for a free meal or did she just not like you? Because a date where you pay doesnt entitle you to moving forward with a relationship.
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    • If you take someone out and say its "all on me" and say "order whatever" and make the other person pay, you're an incel
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    • He told her it was all on him, so all he did was lie ? Lmao
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    • Both are wrong. Don't offer something, then dont do it, that's common decency. However, even if someone else is paying, dont order the menu. Order what you'd order if you were paying. Both are terrible people.
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    • iFappy 23 aug
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    • If you told her to order whatever she wanted and that it was all on you, then you are still the dick. Should split the check the first time.
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    • “used me for a free meal” i feel like there are two sides to this story and that the girl simply wasn’t interested after a first date despite him paying for the meal. but then again we don’t know all the details
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    • I mean i prefer to go dutch on the first date bill. I think its fair. Any dates after that you take turns, or continue to go dutch. Its 2019, we can lighten the financial burden of dating on men. Its nice to just enjoy a meal together and not have to pick up the bill and all, but come on.
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    • So you lied to her... that's hardly a 200 iq play
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    • Thats too far bro. Girls are assholes tho. And they deserve some form of punishment, buy u flat out lied to her. Eh, she a right tho she deserves it. Idk where im going with this my mind changed 1/2 way through me writing this
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    • While she did deserve it, that’s a dick move
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    • Lotta girls/women mad in the comments.
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    • Saying "men should pay for everything" is the equivalent of saying "women belong in the kitchen", except the first one is still widely accepted.
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    • this is chess, the check's hers
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    • If you say you’re gonna pay, fucking pay. If you offer to take someone out, don’t get mad. This goes for both guys and girls. Don’t guilt trip for a sympathy second date. Sympathy dates are only the first date anything after that is manipulative. Treat your dates right my guys
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    • This dude sounds retarded. She obviously wasn't interested after the first date and got a free meal. You had to simp hard for her to do it again. Doin all that is playin games and dumb.
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    • see thats why if someone offers to pay for me I stil bring cash and try to never go above what I have on me and what I wouldn't mind paying for myself
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    • And she told all her friends and he never dated anyone ever again.
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    • Don't day "it's all on me" when you know you won't pay for it. I get she was being a thot but damn.
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    • I thought this was gonna be more creative or funnier than just separate checks. You should dined and dashed on her ass and left her with the check
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    • When she begs you to pay the bill
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    • Hoes maaadd x24
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    • “Used me for a free meal” or “didn’t enjoy the first date”
      SauIty 23 aug
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    • Women thinking men should pay for everything is a dick move
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    • PorkSword 23 aug
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    • 👏 first date should always be half and half.... why invest on something that might fail half of the time... stay woke guys. I'm a female and I believe if a girl wants everything handed to her she dont deserve to be treated like a queen. We all take the same same chances when going out
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    • This also works if you say you’re going to pay, order a huge expensive meal, right before dessert is brought to the table you excuse yourself to the bathroom and bounce. She’ll sit there for 30 minutes before even checking the bathroom, by that time your home relaxing, digesting the meal.
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    • I’m a woman. I always insisted on going Dutch. If anyone does this, male or female, they suck. They’re just players.
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    • Hoes mad
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    • You have to be more clever when it comes to these things. If you tell her you’ll pay and then don’t, that’s just being a lying dick.
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    • Or maybe you went on a date and she didn’t like you so you begged to take her on another date and made her pay. I mean, I told the same story just from a different perspective... not sure about this one
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    • One of my guy friends asked me to join him for lunch knowing I was in a long-term relationship, insisted on paying even though I tried, then seemed shocked when I backed up when he tried to kiss me later. Fuck this "buy her shit and she has to put out" BS
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    • Please tell me "used me for a free meal" doesn't mean we went in a date and she wasn't interested after
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    • For all you pasty ritzs Simp means Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
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    • Wtf does simped mean
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    • On me and my girls first official date we went to a movie. I bought the tickets and she bought the popcorn and drinks. We spent about the same amount. One of us pays for every other meal. It just works
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    • Schools really need to start focusing on comprehension. All these dumbasses in the comments.
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    • CMoneyF22 23 aug
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    • Don’t tell someone your going to pay and pull some shit like that.. he should’ve just asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. And maybe the reason why she used you is she found she didn’t click with you
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    • IMO people should see someone paying for a meal as as a courtesy/favor, not something required. Besides, when a woman offers to pay that’s a good sign of a keeper, and it should be the same for men.
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    • Found out the girl i was talking to has a bf so im gonna set up a date an hour away from her then not show up.
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    • Dudes be making up shit for social clout. He DID NOT do the 2nd part (the revenge) of the story. He just got fucked over and wished he woulda done something
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    • She completely deserved this but you can’t convince me it wouldn’t have been better if he didn’t say he was paying and watched her crash and burn with her assumptions. Idc if he lied I just think it would’ve burned her harder because now she can make him out to be the bad guy in her side
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    • Ik she got a free meal out of you but that's still a dick move
      waturr 23 aug
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    • If someone paying for the meal, you better fucking order something not expensive.
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    • Ofc all the hoes in the comments be mad
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    • Ah i see so what you’re saying is you rocked her shit without catching an assault charge score one men
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    • As tc requested
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    • If she wants a free meal make it your footlong hot dog and a bag of nuts.
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    • Bragging about straight up lying? Get a life dude
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    • Tbh this is really a dick move, if you say you’re gonna pay just pay
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    • Any bitch that orders like $100 of food after someone says they’re paying can just absolutely fuck off, I’d never pay for someone’s food if they try to take advantage of me being kind
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    • Y’all both dicks
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    • Why do men have to pay for meals? Why can’t we pay serperate and hang out, if we don’t like each other at least we both lost money and time
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    • What do you expect sex after one tiny meal? You're not entitled to pussy my guy. If you are spending money with the intent to get laid then just go get a hooker
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    • Translation "This girl didn't like me after I paid for her meal so i got mad and lied to her ."
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    • What is the action of Simping? Idk what that is
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    • Once a dude got revenge on me for not showing up for dates on time. He thought I was playing when I said I have no sense of direction, and planned this whole thing to humiliate me and stand me up publicly. Dude... I wasn't lying. I'm directionally retarded but I was really interested until that.
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    • No one told you to pay for her meal dude and you don’t need to be a hoe like she is, i thought we’re supposed to have alittle more honor
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    • Should've had the same bill and get the most expensive thing then leave when the check comes.
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    • But you lied and said it was on you
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    • Don't do the man dirty, and the man won't do you dirty. Hoe deserved it.
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    • Look, she was a bit of a bitch, but he straight up lied and cost her way more than she did him, possibly affecting her ability to pay rent, bills, etc. That's just messed up.
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    • City boys 5,567,976 city girls 0
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    • When your home boy sees the ordered the most expensive meal
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    • The good dates are the ones when you’re so excited to spend time with the other person neither one hardly eats the meal in front of you. Not an expert or anything just saying
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    • Wow dude! You promised someone something then totally screwed them over. You’re the hero this world needs.
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