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    • The only reason to get an English degree is to teach it in other countries, you can get paid decent money for that and alot of the time its the easist way to live in another country like Japan for instance has programs for it and really helps you out
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    • I had an english teacher in Jr High that loved to graph sentences and when i became a freshman the english teacher pretty much said fuck off they are useless
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    • I'm in $22,000 of debt for trade school. I'm studying automotive technology. It's a good trade and very useful since the majority of people use cars. Just a friendly reminder that college is NOT your only option. You don't even need college if you really think about it.
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    • Honestly, though, an English degree can get you into a lot of different places! Book publishing, law school, technical writing, etc. Don’t let sillies on the Internet discourage you from studying what you want!
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    • Fuck people hating on “useless degrees” that are a “huge waste of money.” Hate on the system that has forced college prices to skyrocket since our grandparents were in school making lower paying degrees less desirable. Normalize doing what you want in life.
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    • This mentality is why stupid people have way too much sway in society
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    • I'm a Fire Technician. We do inspections and servicing for Fire Alarm and Fire Supression systems. No degree is needed and the average pay is 25-35 an hr. Most Fire protection places hire in on entry level for 15-20 with little/no experience needed. I love my job. For someone needing options..
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    • I went to trade school and in my first job out of school I’m making $600,000 a month. College is a scam you losers
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    • Incoming 17 year old experts on college degrees
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    • Dude I haven't seen this guy in forever! What's his name again?
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    • Michael Che for those who are wondering. Very funny comedian
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    • No entiendo que dice.
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    • People who never went to college bagging on people with degrees is sad, my step mom has an English degree and has a 6 figure job.
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    • People want to vote Biden, even though he caused 1.5 trillion in student debt and will do more, just because he isn’t trump, but people won’t vote jo jorgenson, who plans on virtually erasing this student debt, just because she’s third party.
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    • English degrees are actually pretty common and useful, 80k might not be a bad amount of debt if you become a lawyer, HR manager, scholar, or something else
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    • Its jokes like this that make me mourn Robin Williams every day
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    • I’m majoring in English rn but it’s bc my school doesn’t provide film as a major, next year I’m transferring and switching to a film major
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    • Michael Che is the 🐐
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    • From someone who has one, the English degree is probably the single most versatile and valuable degrees. Sure, it doesn’t slot you into an obvious career like a science or engineering degree can, but it teaches communication and critical thinking, which every employer wants for any job. (1/2)
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    • One of the best reasons to get an English degree is you can then get a working visa and become an English teacher teaching non English speaking kids on foreign countries how to read and write on English and they’ll usually pay your way out and help you get housing. It’s one of the easiest ways to
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    • He is SO good!
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    • Like the comment and sho0t me a dm for some inspiring admiral ackbar n"udes
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    • Actually, you paid for it. Well your parents did in taxes
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    • And I bet he still doesn't understand the difference between your and you're
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    • My car hucking up a fucking hairball is more humorous that Michael’s “comedy”
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    • Could be worse, they can have a genders study degree. 1st day of class: okay, this is a man and this is a woman. Any questions? Congratulations you now have a degree in genders study!
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    • English majors are useless other than becoming teachers so basically a pyramid scheme
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    • English is understand not to write. If ypu think other wise im sorry you are in debt and only have and english degree
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    • I never understood writing in school past elementary. I speak the language why the fuck do I need to continue wasting my life on useless classes
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    • Dumb fuckin degree
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    • Send me nudes
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    • Yeah thanks to the white man. Just imagine if your family failed so hard that their greatest success was becoming slaves in America
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    • $80,000? That doesn’t really seem like much, considering. Also, English is not a useless degree. Writers rule the world. Don’t forget that.
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    • If you have to get a PhD before you even start working for certain career outside of law and medicine you’re probably wasting money
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    • The only reason to get an English degree is to become an English teacher
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    • Imagine not getting a trade job
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    • r/wooosh
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    • Wonderful
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    • Personally I hate how colleges charge more because of their name( along with other things) I think name brands need to die they are stupid
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    • We have one life. Why spend it doing something you don't like, when you can spend it doing something you do?
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    • It's what alot of us learned first. It may even be the only language we know, and yet most people still can't speak or write it correctly.
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    • Michael Che is a legend, especially on SNL
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    • College gives you a piece of paper that shows you can commit to something for four years. If youre good at convincing people to trust you then you wont have problems finding a career. You have to convince them that you can do the job the degree just shows you'll do it for a long time.
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    • PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Everyone doesn't have to go to college. You don't need a degree to get a good job. That's all bullshit. I work with guys who didn't graduate high school that make 70,000 a year after taxes plus benefits. They're only 35 - 40. If you work hard anywhere there will be gains
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    • Study what you want, enjoy life, join the military so you can afford college. Regret it. But also don’t.
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    • You can tell a lot of companies that you have a degree and they don't even check. Lmao
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    • Me not going to college and making money at a job I actually enjoy going to and have fun at just about every day
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    • Well okay then
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    • Lifes a joke, who cares what you spend money on. Who cares how much you make. The only thought that one needs is to enjoy life and be happy otherwise you'll seek it forever and die with no happiness
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    • Modesty aside, I love my job. I’m now debt free, making ~87k and making apps for banks and it’s so fun
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    • I'm 20k in debt for my lab program where I'm guaranteed a 60k job once I graduate next may. So... I guess that's not the best, but it's pretty good
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    • Im not in debt cuz I joined the Army first
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    • Acting is a bullshit major
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    • College is a pyramid scheme change my mind
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    • Ifuuny niggas will do anything to get you not to follow your passion and make you work at a mill, fuck these funky ass bitches life isnt about money do whatever you want wether its english or heavy duty mechanics
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    • Imagine a black guy understanding what white people say
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    • I have a English Degree with a concentration in technical writing. You can write research reports for things you like, work closely with scientists. Or you can write proposals and policies. You can make good money doing it too and it’s something I like, but think I’m goin to do law school
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    • Michael Che on youtube. Fucking funny guy
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    • I dropped out of college and just started doing trade work such as weilding and pipe fitting
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    • Yeah I sold my soul to the government to get my school paid for
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    • I prefer manual labor. Keeps me healthy and i make 22 and hour. 24 with the hazard pay right now. Cost of living here is relatively low so i live well off.
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    • My cousin is now a lawyer w/ a bachelors in English.
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    • That’s because English class would be better put down as literature class.
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    • College is a scam and taxes are theft. Or at least at the current tax rate, it’s theft.
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    • Yah but can you correct someone on Twitter when you’re losing an argument
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    • Why should we even go into debt for a job?
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    • College is a scam but don't look down on people who got their degree. You all probably don't have the discipline to even earn one
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    • A bunch of people with liberal arts degrees in here, I see.
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    • You can tell all the people on here that got useless degrees. They mad
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    • People say the military is where you go after high school if you don’t know what you want to do in life, but I’m convinced that’s what college is for
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    • Why do people get loans? I can easily afford school by working two jobs in the summer and a full time job during school
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    • No one should have to pay that much money for education, and its really only Americans that do. Even Canada has partially subsidized post secondary education, and its hella cheap all over Europe (even for internationals)
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    • #SubsidizeEducation
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    • Imagine if someone told David Foster Wallace that he was studying for a useless degree and that he should go to trade school instead, and he actually listened. What a damn tragedy that would be. Do what you love. Don't let others discourage you as long as you're determined and persistent.
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    • haha that’s hilarious
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    • I make 180k a year and didnt go to college
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    • I’m trying to teach English abroad. But I still am unsure what is required. Any help would be helpful.
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    • Dead giveaway
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    • English degree is a joke lol
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    • 36k on debt for a dual major science degree. We'll see if it's worth it
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    • I went to trade school for 3 days and now I make 172 million dollars a year... how are those degrees working out for ya?
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    • people talking about how useless degrees are, but the school systems we are subjugated to for years are the first problem. how long until we reform the means to educate our youth. schools are depriving us of common scenes, real critical thinking, and the necessary tools to improve ourselves
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    • Still, college >> trade school. Unless you're an absolute fucking retard who can't finish college.
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    • College isn't all about making money
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    • I think the key thing when you go for a degree like that, is you need a tangible possible plan that you already have the building blocks for underway. Because unlike degrees like engineering it isn't just a sea of getting to find what you want to do/where you want to work when you get out
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    • I'm only looking to college because I'd suck at most trade jobs. If I could, I'd either be a plumber, or a mechanic, or a welder cause they make real money, some make their own hours, it's less stressful than certain jobs, and it seems fun working with your hands. I'd just suck at it.
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    • Thats such an unintelligent remark lmao
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    • As a History major I can say with 100% certainty that English majors are sticks in the mud they are no fun and they think their superior to everyone
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    • I bet hes talkin bout john mulaney...
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    • I spent $6,000 and went to school for my CDL. Took 6 weeks. The kicker? Most companies will reimburse you for it, and you’ll average around 35-50K your first year, depending on what you do with it
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    • Frankly most college degrees are not necessary in todays society. They help greatly in getting a job but really doesn’t go beyond that for most careers. The exceptions being doctors and lawyers and shit. However the learning curve of any job is always present. You just have to choose whats worse
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    • Ok everyone tell us you’re fucking life story
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    • People critiquing this and picking apart a fucking stand up bit. Get a grip People.
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    • There should be a chart that tells you the probability of being hired in the field you are studying. Then maybe people would stop picking a degree after saying,”ohhhh that sounds fun.”
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    • Sh00t your local tradesman
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    • I’m 4,000 in debt I went to school to be a water technician everybody needs water
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