THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU'RE ON
I'M ON DRUGS? YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING TO A DOG!
datdude13 datdude13
26 sep 2020
THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU'RE ON I'M ON DRUGS? YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING TO A DOG!
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and
some grown ass person next to me says,
"Oh, that's the year I was born."
HalloweenIsLife HalloweenIsLife
23 sep 2020
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and some grown ass person next to me says, "Oh, that's the year I was born."
Natsuki Subaru
@Brol eBe,ondCompare
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Sakurauchi Sakurauchi
20 sep 2020
Natsuki Subaru @Brol eBe,ondCompare Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Me staring at the ATM when I'm done to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen
LexisLucci LexisLucci
30 dec 2020
Me staring at the ATM when I'm done to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen
Thinking about the bones!
Thinking about the bones!
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
AFloridian AFloridian
3 mar
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
MyLeftNutIsSore MyLeftNutIsSore
24 sep 2020
Your honour if I was guilty could I do this? viewe -1 vear ann do this?
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter
you don't leave at the start of game
RangoDrawing RangoDrawing
25 sep 2020
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter you don't leave at the start of game
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE!
You don't know what you're doing! _
Darth Maul was not The Impostor.
1 Imposter Remains.
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE! You don't know what you're doing! _ Darth Maul was not The Impostor. 1 Imposter Remains.
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully.
But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
Blaze Blaze
5 mar
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully. But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
Lisa Sparks.
Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours.
What have you achieved?
Lisa Sparks. Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours. What have you achieved?
When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch
dowd dow
DickHoits DickHoits
14 sep 2020
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch dowd dow
- Everyone was as armed during the making ing ofthis video
- Everyone was as armed during the making ing ofthis video
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When the Burger King employee yells order
66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy
lightsaber
Good soldiers follow orders.
iammachine iammachine
7 jan 2021
When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy lightsaber Good soldiers follow orders.
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough.
Einstein
urgenthumor urgenthumor
3 feb
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough. Einstein
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
balailey balailey
24 sep 2020
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
in a world filled with
Chad's, Kyle's, and
Becky's. always be a Jimmy
Moneyluv Moneyluv
29 jan
in a world filled with Chad's, Kyle's, and Becky's. always be a Jimmy