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    • The only thing getting laid in your car
      dashadow13 5 dec 2015
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    • What the fuck I got featured?
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    • I mean that is kinda what hens do, you know, laying eggs...
      BlackhawkTV 6 dec 2015
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    • Your welcome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Sir_Autismo 5 dec 2015
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    • Small cock gets laid in a car
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    • Fucking liar, that's a rooster, not a chicken
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    • Roosters don't lay eggs they fuck chickens
      JMac11 5 dec 2015
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    • "Honey, why are you taking our last egg and putting it in our car?" "Shut up bitch, it'll be funny on the Internet"
      Slay___2014 5 dec 2015
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    • Oh so that's how the chicken crossed the road
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    • That moment that chicken isn't even old enouoh to lay eggs yet..
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    • Chicken: its just a prank bro
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    • The chicken: "Its a prank bro"
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    • Is your car a....coupe??
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    • When the chicken is less virgin than you are
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    • I will fix some confusion by stating the obvious, the chicken in this post is clearly female, and female hens DON'T need a male to lay an egg. I would know because I've raised chickens for almost ten years now...
      KorokQueen 6 dec 2015
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    • "why the fuck are i putting my chicken in your car?"......."shut up, it will be funny for the internet"
      AshCuntKatchem 5 dec 2015
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    • I too put a chicken in my car and post picture of it on the Internet
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    • Looks like this is how he crossed the road
      mcjagger99_2016 5 dec 2015
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    • I'll delete the top Comment because it isn't funny
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    • Wait a second... That's a rooster.
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    • Ummmmm isn't that a rooster? Which don't later eggs.....
      FrancineA 6 dec 2015
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    • *puts chicken in car, placed egg next to it, takes picture pretending it happened on its own*
      Funnyfactory180 6 dec 2015
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    • "Young chick gets laid in car"
      Rudumkid 5 dec 2015
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    • I guess that's the cockpit
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    • Ooh, dinner and breakfast!
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    • It took a shit in there too.*
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    • Eggscellent...
      disfinsta 6 dec 2015
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    • Free breakfast if you ask me
      Matt_S5 6 dec 2015
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    • Which got in the car first though
      tx44_2012 6 dec 2015
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    • Its 2015, now to cross the road the chicken drives
      draco787 6 dec 2015
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    • Is your car a....coupe??
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    • What do you mean it somehow laid an egg? I think that's what they're made for
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    • Is your car a.... coupe?? 😎🐔
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    • Mom:why are you putting a chicken and egg in your car? Guy: don't worry mom it's funny
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    • It's roger!!!! Quick get it under a lightbulb!!!!
      ayyydaniel_2015 5 dec 2015
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    • How to basic had been here
      Blubber__2014 5 dec 2015
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    • How egg-citing
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    • *grabs egg from kitchen, puts it below chicken, takes picture*
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    • Small cock finally gets laid in car
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    • It didn't make it across the road on time.
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    • Mom:"why are you taking an egg from the fridge and why the hell did you buy a chicken" him:" im going to be famous on the internet!"
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    • Step one: put chicken in car Step two: place egg you bought at the grocrry store under the chickens butt Step three: get featured
      Keres 5 dec 2015
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    • Grabs chicken from outside puts it in car..wife: "what are you doing".. Husband: "trust me it will look funny on the Internet"
      NoooChill_2015 5 dec 2015
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    • Not only an egg.. that's a FREE egg!
      apPl_e_2016 5 dec 2015
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    • Why did the chicken cross the road? To lay an egg in this bitches' car! 😃🐔🐣🐥🐤
      MagicGwen_2015 5 dec 2015
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    • The amount of people who think this hen is a rooster seriously scares me.
      Ruuu_2016 8 dec 2015
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    • Chicken: it's just a prank bro
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    • "Son why're you putting the rooster in the car?"
      _Hoodlum__2015 7 dec 2015
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    • Why did the chicken get in the car.......??????? To cross the road
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    • Chicken says "Fuck you" then busts a egg out onto your floor
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    • Your car went from coupe to chicken coop
      FightingGold 6 dec 2015
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    • *finds chicken in car* Oh yeah lemme take a picture before anything else!
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    • Well I guess we know now why the chicken crossed the road, to lay an egg in your car
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    • Now, which one came first?
      Ekoich 6 dec 2015
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    • What a cock
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    • At least somebody got laid in your car
      Sergeant_ 5 dec 2015
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    • No body saw the fact that it's a rooster..
      theecitra_2016 5 dec 2015
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    • or u kidnapped a chicken and put an egg there
      ethan_26 5 dec 2015
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    • So the chicken came before the egg
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    • "Hey mom I'm gonna put this chicken in our car it'll look good on iFunny."
      Metapotent_2015 5 dec 2015
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    • "Somehow" it's a fucking chicken why are you surprised
      JLN77_2016 5 dec 2015
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    • The chicken is fake. It's from a thanksgiving decorations. The egg is from his fridge. A normal egg has a more tannish color. Also if you zoom in its evident that the chicken is fake because the light is able to reflect on it. Its plastic. I thought y'all were smarter than this.
      Quran 5 dec 2015
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    • Incoming "Hot chick gets laid in car"
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    • I hate it when a chicken sneaks into my car and lays an egg. I've been living this life for too long. The chicken hardly shows up anymore and I'm almost always loving the life of a single mom
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    • This was obviously set, and fake af
      RussianDreams 5 dec 2015
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    • That's no chicken dude...
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    • Why is there so much cock in your car?
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    • noon it.
      c_wyld 5 dec 2015
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    • Id say you eggsagerated that a bit
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    • Mom: Son, why are you putting a chicken in your c- Me: SHUT UP MOM! ITS GOING TO GET ME FEATURED ON IFUNNY!
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    • Hot chick gets laid by mature cock
      Angry_Homie 5 dec 2015
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    • Is your car a... coupe? >.>.....<.<
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    • It needed help crossing the road😂
      drewm777 5 dec 2015
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    • Breakfast to go
      manny0036_2016 5 dec 2015
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    • Hey, free egg! Take that thing Joe, and you'll have free eggs all the time. :)
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    • What a cock move
      Daniel73_2014 5 dec 2015
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    • How do you not notice a chicken getting into your car?
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    • You're a chicken Harry.
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    • I feel like you put an egg and a chicken in a car
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    • Change the title to: "I put a chicken in my car, took a picture, then put and egg under it and took another picture"
      Brick2K18_2015 5 dec 2015
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    • "Somehow" what did you do last night you dirty boy
      Damo_ 5 dec 2015
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    • Omlet time
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    • I just got laid in your car- How to Basic
      Guppy_1_2015 5 dec 2015
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    • "Why are you putting that chicken and egg in your car? I thought we talked about this already." "It's not for that! Now shut up and watch. It'll be funny on the Internet."
      CDV3_2013 5 dec 2015
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    • What a cock
      MrSlam_2015 5 dec 2015
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    • Is that a rooster in your rari???
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    • Farmer: could you please get my chicken out your car please! Guy: hold on lemme take a pic, I'll get featured on ifunny
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    • Why did the chicken cross the road?...... So he can steal your ride
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    • "Son why'd you put a live chicken in my car?" "Shut up mom I'll get featured"
      perashki_2016 5 dec 2015
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    • When your cock is on the floor
      Elminem 5 dec 2015
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    • "Somehow"
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    • Which one got there first?
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    • Looks like you are having an egg for breakfast and chicken nuggets for lunch and dinner
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    • 1. It's a rooster, not a hen 2. The egg would be brown.
      Aricat1721_2017 6 dec 2015
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    • "Somehow"
      Monkey7004_2017 6 dec 2015
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    • Which came first though the chicken , the egg or the car?
      BuzzyBear_2016 6 dec 2015
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    • R u fucking kidding me!! Some breeds of chickens lay white eggs some lay brown eggs and some do even lay fucking green and blue eggs!! And yes look it up Ameriicana chickens.. An yes I got chicken of my own.. U guys r stupid as fuck
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    • Wife-"honey why do you put a chicken in our new car?" husband-"it will be funny on the internet babe."
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    • Nice cock........no homo
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    • Wife ::"Honey, what are you doing with the neighbors chicken & that egg?" Husband:: "Shhhh.. It'll get me my first feature!"
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