This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
biscuitsandgravy biscuitsandgravy
4 dec 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape
holds.
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YourSmileIsAmazing YourSmileIsAmazing
3 jan 2021
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds. SAY PLEASE DO YOUF Pay with 70 YouR Pag Use hind we Know you arol
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
random_military_stuff random_military_stuff
25 sep 2020
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Dirty Dirty
25d
Arnold Schwarzenegger I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
aceswapping trump and biden produces one of the most british looking people imaginable
Codreanu Codreanu
15 oct 2020
aceswapping trump and biden produces one of the most british looking people imaginable
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.
JonSnowandGhost JonSnowandGhost
22 jan 2021
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.
When you accidentally catch your little
Hulkster in your zipper.
The_Beard The_Beard
28 jan
When you accidentally catch your little Hulkster in your zipper.
WHEN YOU SEE A MEME SO STUPID
IT MAKES YOUR FACE HURT
KingPeasant KingPeasant
21 sep 2020
WHEN YOU SEE A MEME SO STUPID IT MAKES YOUR FACE HURT
If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their
corpses.
Nescisne Nescisne
6 jan 2021
If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.
Anohrak Anohrak
28 sep 2020
STFU bitch I'm listening to Battle of Endor (Medley) John Will finest
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
AFloridian AFloridian
9 dec 2020
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR
YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
15 jan 2021
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
when you touch bits of wet food while washing dishes
Me me me
when you touch bits of wet food while washing dishes Me me me
POV you fell asleep at your post:
@broken_and_unread
Shorts_Papa Shorts_Papa
10 mar
POV you fell asleep at your post: @broken_and_unread
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies*
People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies* People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
me at the barbershop vs when I leave
Gxbe Gxbe
28 mar
me at the barbershop vs when I leave
BREAD AT THE STORE THANKS.
iB8U iB8U
3 jun
BREAD AT THE STORE THANKS.