• Thinking of getting into the wedding industry
where I offer my services to brides with
overbearing families and my job will be to
remind everyone else it is NOT their wedding. I
can do passive aggressive, private aside with a
vaguely threatening air, or just telling them to
shut the fuck up in front of everyone.
The plan is you tell them I'm your fiance's
estranged step sister so they'll even sympathize
with you for being stuck with me instead of
hate you when I tell them no one wants to hear
about why they rudely disagree with your veil
choice.
EA a-nopeful-disaster
I will hire your services at my wedding thanks
Oh I do this for free as long as there's food at
the reception for me
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    • Yea fuck people who think “how can i make this event about me”
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    • S*** I got drunk and did that at my own wedding
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    • Fun Fact: the role of "best man" at a wedding began with the groom hiring the best swordsman he could afford who's job was to stop anyone from fucking up their special day.
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    • My father-in-law did this for me the day before my wedding. My mother-in-law and her side of the family were trying to tell me how to set up the reception area. He steps in and says "this is YOUR day. How do YOU want it set up?" That was the first time we had met and I was so grateful to him for it
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    • The worst people are the ones who propose at other peoples weddings, like do you honestly want to have your special moment where you remember how you rode someone else’s atmosphere for your special moment. Cuck energy tbh
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    • Like people proposing at a wedding without informing the couple.
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    • Been doing this with my mom over my sisters wedding lately. We can’t afford a giant venue and my mom wants to fill it with her and my dads friends and our super extended family instead of my sisters friends and our cousins who are basically more siblings
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    • And brutally assaulting anybody who has the gall to propose at somebody else's wedding. That shit pisses me off to no end.
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    • There are people who can’t let something big happen for other people without it being about them in some way. Glad this person will be there to tell them no
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    • Friend came up with a passcode idea for his future wedding. If you wanted to make a change then you needed to know the passcode. It’s to prevent people (like his mother) from changing things last minute.
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    • Does this include tackling people that try to propose at the reception?
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    • My boyfriend just proposed to me about two weeks ago and to keep out unwanted guests we have a rule of not inviting anyone we havent talked to in at least a year, and that includes family! Might hurt some people for not getting invited, but its our wedding 🤔
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    • Fuck weddings, we got married at the downtown Cleveland Court House right after the "multiple stabbing" cases. Took hours but we're very entertained & saved hella money
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    • If someone proposes at my wedding I'm gonna get petty I'm gonna announce I'm pregnant at their baby shower and fucking die at their funeral. Bitches.
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    • One of my friends told me to my face she was going to cause a scene at my wedding. That was the one day I was excited to be the center of attention, She was uninvited and we are not friends anymore.
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    • My wedding planner legit talked shit to our photographer who we knew and said my wife was talking to long when she was getting ready, and we just need to get it over with already. Plus she ruined the cake by licking her fingers and the knife after every cut.
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    • When my brother got married, him and his wife wanted to skip some traditions at the reception. Dollar dance, father-bride dance, etc. the DJ was her brother, who ignored the request to skip the father-bride dance and announced it with a very religious song. They’re atheists and were really pissed.
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    • My response when my wife's grandmother complained about the food we wanted to do (we were gonna do pizza because budget and everyone likes it) was if you wanna pay for the steak dinner for us we will change it. She wrote me a check that day
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    • Where were you when my passive-aggressive mother-in-law tried, numerous times, to take over my wedding!!!
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    • My mom's friend was getting married, and I was in middle school at the time but I went with my family. Brides mom had never been married before but had wanted to, and she basically decided the wedding was hers. She even tried to sit at the wedding table, in between the bride and groom. She also 1/2
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    • My BFF Carol did that. My StepMonster announced she wanted nothing to do w my wedding planning, even tho I never asked (cz shes a douche). Suddenly wedding day, my girls & I tryin to get ready, shes up my ass every 3 mins over details. I kept saying "if its not done by now IDC" Id done SO much 1/2
      Mumzilla 27 jun
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    • My parents found out i'm atheist and were immediately concerned about my wedding. I'm a single male
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    • That last wedding I went to had no drama, very rare although it was scottish/Irish so everyone was too drunk! Ha ha
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    • I got married on the beach in shorts. My wife, the preacher, and I were the only once there. It was perfect.
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    • People who propose at weddings without asking the bride and groom are the scum of the earth
      Vucko123 27 jun
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    • I watch say yes to the dress alllll the time and the families on there are absolutely horrid, like give this young bride a change to do what she wants with a once in a lifetime day
      sakkapro 27 jun
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    • I've decided that, when I get married, I'm just going to personally neat the shit out of anyone who tries to interfere. Like, if you're that asshole who proposes at a wedding, you bet your sweet ass you're leaving with broken kneecaps
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    • My wife planned our wedding for the most part. She was so excited and just wanted it to be special and done her way. She asked my, and others, opinions of course but it was made clear that no one would tell her what to do. That whole "their marriage, our wedding" is bullshit.
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    • One of my friends said she's going to have "the squad" at her wedding which is pretty much a group of enforcers going around dealing with anything or anyone that'd stop the wedding process from going smoothly. Always thought it was a good idea.
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    • I plan to hire this person, now to find someone to marry.... or at least date
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    • I lowkey don't want a wedding because his mom is batshit crazy
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    • wonder how its gonna be when none of my family shows up to my wedding because theyre all raging homophobes
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    • Had to do this with my wife when the last of her brothers were married. Like, sit the fuck down, I know you want them to have the best experience, but you don’t do shit unless you’ve been explicitly asked. This ain’t your fuckin’ show.
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    • I don’t like huge crowds soooo no big wedding for me. Also no proposing at our wedding. It’s about me and it’s about whoever is getting married to me. (Yea I think it should be about them too not just the bride).
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    • Honestly, people who try to make big events about them are the worst
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    • I remember at my cousins wedding, my aunt and his mom, had her boyfriend propose to her (he later told me that she told him to do so) at my cousins wedding because she didn't like the bride. My cousins friend, immediately started going off on the both of them. That this day was meant for my cousin
      Ice496 27 jun
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    • I'm supposed to be getting married in October (who knows now, thanks Covid) but I desperately want this person to just follow my grandmother around, she needs it
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    • April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer
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    • I have a feeling I might need this for my grandma. She was overbearing at my aunts wedding and I don’t see why it won’t happen to mine. She strongly believes the brides family (and only the brides family) plans the wedding and I’m the oldest female grandkid.
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    • I love weddings but there always seems to be at least one person trying to make the day about them. It’s weird just let people have their day
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    • Random people showed up to my wedding. It was a massive drama fest, but I didn't even notice. Was too excited about getting married.
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    • Me and SO are in our 20s, we plan to be married in the coming years, we have a list of people now of who is going to be invited. No plus 1s, nobody will be added to the list. If we remove someone, they cant redem themselves.
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    • You know what always makes me absolutely furious? When the wedding invite says "*Bride's father* and *Bride's mother* invite you to the marriage of *Bride*" in big text and then mentions the groom in small text. Like, it's not the parents' wedding, why do they get the big text? And why are they invi
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    • Shit I'll hire you for other people's weddings just to watch that shit.
      IXTRS 27 jun
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    • They need u in 'Say yes to the dress'
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    • if there is food at the reception for you that's not free, you'd be working for food, still a good gimmick
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    • Fuck I could have used this. But today is the day and I absolutely will never forgive my mother for all the shit she caused us. I want today to be over and just get on with out damn lives.
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    • I'm getting married in September can we track him down I want him there
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    • They are just as bad as the little shit kids that get a present at another kids birthday party.
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    • She should add that her hands are certified
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    • PorkSword 27 jun
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    • my dad has that kind of family where they're very dramatic and petty. we didnt invite them to the wedding. it was small and quick, we invited my grandparents on my mom's side and a few of my dad's friends. my parents got married so my step dad offically became my dad.
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    • I'm putting a stock image of a cage on the back of my wedding invites that says "anyone who proposes at my wedding goes to the dungeon" then under those words it's gonna say "Seriously though, don't do that shit"
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    • Y'all wanna hear a funny wedding story? So I went to my second cousin's wedding a few years back. The priest straight up said "Today isn't Emily and Stephen's day, it's God's day," and turned the whole thing into a sermon. After the ceremony, they were greeting guests. (1/2)
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    • We will pay you for your services and if you refuse our money well steal your wallet and put it in tyere
      GMATT19 27 jun
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    • My husbands step sister is getting married and her mom and mom's bf have been an absolute nightmare
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    • Chaotic good
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    • Where the fuck is this person? I need their assistance with my wedding.
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    • As someone in the wedding business... Yes!!! we all need this
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    • So my friend got married and her mom took over the wedding and she was real hurt she had no choice, day of finally comes, and she actually was mindblown how much she loved it, kept the plan hidden and nailed it
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    • Thought this was the groom's job but it's good somebody is doing it. I don't give much thought to weddings don't care about the ceremony as much as being married but I can guarantee anybody who fucks up my wedding by being rude is gonna get beaten by the groomsmen and thrown out on their ass
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    • Im going to need this. My partner's parents hate me and are absolutely going to make a mess of things. I don't care what they do to me but I want the day to be special for my partner.
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    • I did this at my aunt's wedding. They eloped and obviously my grandma wanted to be there, but she was basically talking shit about the wedding and finally I told her "Hey. It's not your wedding. She's her own person. Just cause you can't guilt trip her into doing what you want doesn't mean you" 1/2
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    • If someone wants to prepose at my wedding, they need to talk to me first. There is only a very select few I would say yes too, best friends. And immediate family.
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    • I think the shittiest thing a person can do is propose at a wedding. I would hire this person to squash that shit real quick. Wanna ruin my special day? That woman is going to announce that she’s the mistress and she’s pregnant in front of everyone if he proposes. Don’t fuck with my day.
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    • Weddings are a notorious ripoff. Do it village style. Priest comes, say your vows, throw a kicking potluck, spend the money on a better honeymoon
      Poker454 27 jun
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    • CTC_and_DCF oh I want this
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    • My cousin got married last year and her sister was trying to make it all about her and we all got so pissed and then she was kicked out
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    • I was gonna convince my SO to do a shotgun wedding because I hate weddings, but this makes me not wanna do that.
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    • This would be a great business. Like those people walkers lol. It’s sad it’s a thing but hey if it works
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    • To be honest I never liked the idea of a wedding like big and such, and thankfully none of my S/Os or current GF want one either so I am thankful I don't have to spend up to 20k for some cake and for families to complain about the event.
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    • How do I acquire thou information.. desperately need for mine
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    • I'd do this for the food, dessert and alcohol. Thx
      skyeshane 27 jun
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    • What a hero
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    • Bazinga, you lost the game
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    • You Americans are so selfish. It’s not about the bride or groom, it’s about the political and economic union of two families. This is why you’re all fat and depressed, you make everything about you.
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    • Alright bridezilla calm down
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    • J__Dizzle 27 jun
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    • Or you could not be a pussy and say these things yourself? Or tell people to leave the wedding if they dont like it.
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    • Bitchy and fat, I funnys dream girl
      ayyylien 27 jun
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    • Where's the fucking porn?
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    • Where can I find her
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    • My girlfriends family is awful. If there's any family drama at my wedding I'm straight up kicking out who ever it causing it
      Kribble 30 jun
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    • Hero's that are hidden among us.
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    • I would watch this show.
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    • The problem Is usually the bitch ass bride
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    • I would hire this person however my wedding is less then a month away and everything is already dealt with and paid for.
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    • @Pure Gold 👍@
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    • I'm actually getting married in October. Whats this guys info?
      Hugs100 29 jun
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    • When I get married. Imma have all my boys help me plan it. I’m not very good at dresses and makeup and decor, but they are. All I know how to do is cook
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    • I did this at my mom’s wedding cause my granny and aunt wouldn’t shut the fuck up about shit that didn’t matter and it was stressing my mom out so my 14 y/o self just straight up took them aside and told them to “stop making this about y’all”. First time I saw my granny cry but tbh fuck her.
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    • I'll do this for free, as long as there's an open bar and I can bring a plus 1, I'm not jokinh
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    • Screw spending thousands on weddings. If I ever do consider marriage, I'm getting some Carvel ice cream cake, going out to a sushi or Italian place with my closest friends/family, and having the wedding itself in some nature area that no one can charge for 1 hour or so of use.
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    • My mom threw a tantrum at my sister because she didn't want to invite my mom's creepy, scam artist friend. My sister started crying and I told my mom to sit down and shut up. She never said anything about it after that. Fuck if I was going to let her wedding be anything less than perfect.
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    • Fuck. I needed this bc my in laws are bastards.
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    • I’m hiring this woman for if some asshole gets the bright idea to propose at my fucking wedding. If that happens, she is to loudly exclaim that she’s the mistress and that she’s also pregnant. That will teach you to steal the fucking day I PAID for
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    • Bro I would give them their own private table of food for this service
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    • As if bridezillas needed another excuse to go the fuck off on people. Also, who in teh fuq still has giant weddings? Courthouse that shit and send a video to your annoying family members, and they can’t bitch. And you saved 3,000-10,000$.
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