think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
21 sep 2020
think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
[Speed Dating]
I'm into bad boys.
We are done here.
Originally Originally
10 jun
[Speed Dating] I'm into bad boys. We are done here.
Time flies when you're having fun.
Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit.
My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
mythologymakesmehot mythologymakesmehot
24 sep 2020
Time flies when you're having fun. Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit. My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it.
Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
ROACH6359 ROACH6359
28 sep 2020
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it. Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife?
Woman Confused: How can I help?
Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife? Woman Confused: How can I help? Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
highestvibes highestvibes
27 sep 2020
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili
Peppers song
SHUT UP ABOUT California
SHUT UP ABOUT California
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
22 sep 2020
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili Peppers song SHUT UP ABOUT California SHUT UP ABOUT California
How she looks when she says
"She'll he readv in 5 minutes"
awful_page1 awful_page1
19 dec 2020
How she looks when she says "She'll he readv in 5 minutes"
You laugh at pictures of dogs with words written above and below
Not even dogs
One dog
The same fucking dog
From how many years ago
hehe
dog funny
ChrisSale ChrisSale
23 sep 2020
You laugh at pictures of dogs with words written above and below Not even dogs One dog The same fucking dog From how many years ago hehe dog funny
There are people who fish...
And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
escapethedaylight escapethedaylight
24 sep 2020
There are people who fish... And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS
Here's a picture of the most notorious
gangsta that ever lived with the
rapper Eazy-E.
Eu
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
18 nov 2020
Here's a picture of the most notorious gangsta that ever lived with the rapper Eazy-E. Eu
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her
She's mine!.
Hpru01 Hpru01
26 apr
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her She's mine!.
stepping out today hide ya girl
childish
@datassque
ima hide wit her
DenkiKaminari01 DenkiKaminari01
5 mar
stepping out today hide ya girl childish @datassque ima hide wit her
MyLeftNutIsSore MyLeftNutIsSore
24 sep 2020
Your honour if I was guilty could I do this? viewe -1 vear ann do this?
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
yumadd yumadd
1 oct 2020
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You