think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
Please don't do this
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 oct 2020
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing Please don't do this
KingTickle KingTickle
25 sep 2020
When your dad beats you for taking his pain meds but you can't feel his) belt
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
awful_oilyrHumor awful_oilyrHumor
13 mar
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
spudnikk spudnikk
23 sep 2020
My dog Jack, who isn't afraid of the vet, large wildlife; busy, streets, or, anything that can actually harm him
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
thecumlord thecumlord
22 jan 2021
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
people who write "gg ez" at the end of a match look like this
MrPeterTheWeinerDeleter MrPeterTheWeinerDeleter
4 nov 2020
people who write "gg ez" at the end of a match look like this
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
1upcube 1upcube
26 sep 2020
Fortuneteller baba knew about frieza, cell, and main buu and said nothing Ge Sf }
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
fed_poster fed_poster
22 jun
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY
WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
rockerdude07 rockerdude07
22 sep 2020
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
Getting my nephew drunk
I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
ArrantInsanity ArrantInsanity
26 dec 2020
Getting my nephew drunk I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
When you're a male deer and it's mating season
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
When you're a male deer and it's mating season My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
Am Confused
are they laughing or eryting
Am Confused are they laughing or eryting
What school gives you to prepare yourself
Adulthood
ZayZay03 ZayZay03
8 oct 2020
What school gives you to prepare yourself Adulthood