Think, Ethan! You asked me to sit on you! I I weigh over 900 Ibs, how could you not be crushed under my dump truck ass? Think Ethan think
Think, Ethan! You asked me to sit on you! I I weigh over 900 Ibs, how could you not be crushed under my dump truck ass? Think Ethan think
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..."
Me: fucking idiot
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..." Me: fucking idiot
world record for pull ups in one minute I
ALL VIDEOS NEWS IMAGES MAPS
68
know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
AB42 AB42
8 jan 2021
world record for pull ups in one minute I ALL VIDEOS NEWS IMAGES MAPS 68 know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is
watching, fuck you too.
Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
studerish studerish
22 jun
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too. Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
In the presence of light, the Stygian
Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as
"coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
HallowsGrim HallowsGrim
25 mar
In the presence of light, the Stygian Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as "coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
kae
@lmLegalDope_
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
23 dec 2020
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? kae @lmLegalDope_ so 10Ms to live how i live currently
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album
Kurt Cobain:
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album Kurt Cobain:
me sliding the straw in and
out of a McDonald's cup
SarahWhyTho SarahWhyTho
3 mar
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
Got a new dog today and it wont stop trying to eat my phone.
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks"
My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads?
Me:
Lollypop_wonder Lollypop_wonder
11 sep 2020
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks" My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads? Me:
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
It's not it's suprise
Erios Erios
22 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... It's not it's suprise
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
MadMacks MadMacks
24 sep 2020
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
xcaboose116x xcaboose116x
11 may
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE !
WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see -
NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL
ConsTRUCTING AN
\KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS!
Fuck
THERE'S A
PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL
Heck If Rnow Comics
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
23 sep 2020
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE ! WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see - NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL ConsTRUCTING AN \KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS! Fuck THERE'S A PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL Heck If Rnow Comics
If animals took selfies and posted on fb.
Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
13 jan 2021
If animals took selfies and posted on fb. Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
When you accidentally see an old pic and you're happy in it and it reminds you of better times and now you sad
Tabby Tabby
18 dec 2020
When you accidentally see an old pic and you're happy in it and it reminds you of better times and now you sad
This is my dog that is getting put down today - This is my dog that is getting put down today
weedtoast
24 sep 2020
This is my dog that is getting put down today - This is my dog that is getting put down today