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    • I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
      Cthoth 15d
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    • You forgot going shooting
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    • Things people in big cities do for “fun” join a gang, vandalize shit, badmouth undeserving victims, shoot people up, pick racial groups to hate on them pretend you’re not racist, possess women, overdose on hard drugs, get in trouble with the law
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    • You can add going to Walmart for no reason to that list.
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    • Dude those are all fun though, and u forgot hiking and fishing
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    • I take casual cross state trips, where my midwest drivers at?
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    • Unless your small town turns into a tourist trap in the summer. Then driving turns into a life and death matter. Fuck you on your vacation drinking and driving. I dont have time to be killed by you unless you have a nice car.
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    • Also lots of drugs.
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    • Forgot drink excessively and get pregnant as a teenager
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    • Bold of you to assume my town has more than 1 restaurant
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    • You forgot wandering WalMart for hours and meth addictions
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    • Forgot the Dollar theater and going to Walmart if your town has one
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    • Man fuck off. Its 3 restaurants
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    • Shoot, go explore the woods, hunt, fish, buy alcohol from your buddy Jim at the corner store even though you are underage.
      RiFun 14d
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    • You forgot smoke weed, that’s necessary so you can trick your mind into thinking your having fun
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    • There’s also going to the bowling alley that hasn’t seen a handyman since 1967
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    • What about dirt bike riding
      FatMac 14d
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    • You ain't kidding, my cousin called me to see if I wanted to ride around and drive one town over to hang out in a walmart parking lot
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    • Lies. Meth. They do meth.
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    • You forgot “not getting gang today in large city alleys” lmao
      Phaon 14d
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    • Forgot about fuckin around in the forest
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    • You forgot hunting, fishing, or not having to worry about police cause theres only one sheriff and hes on call
      longrod 14d
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    • Or hangout at the closest walmart ans walk around
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    • And what do people of big towns do for "fun"? Getting drugged?
      c43u3 14d
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    • When I think of small towns I think of cul de sac neighborhoods where everyone knows everyone and all the kids go to one school and college, and when new people move in everyone is suspicious of them and then murders them because the town is actually a cult
      ewuh 14d
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    • You forgot to mention going to Walmart for literally no reason.
      kbro1 15d
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    • And smoke weed
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    • You forgot hanging out at walmart late at night
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    • And smoking tons of pot
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    • Also doing lots of drugs, losing your virginity at 12 years old, and getting arrested.
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    • You forgot the massive amounts of weed and beer
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    • Forgot hunting, fishing, shooting, and drugs.
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    • Drugs you forgot drugs
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    • That is.....very accurate
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    • Drugs
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    • Fishin and drinking beer
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    • Bold of you to assume we have a second restaurant
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    • I am from a town of 500 and I can confirm this
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    • Yeah completely leave out that almost the entire town does drugs
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    • This is basically the whole Midwest
      Z4fme 15d
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    • You forgot drugs
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    • You forgot go to walmart
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    • Hanging out in Wal-Mart
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    • And doing drugs, cannot forget doing drugs
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    • So like, the whole state of New Mexico
      AyanadX 13d
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    • You forgot "do drugs"
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    • This hit way too close to home being from a town with less than 10,000 people
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    • - smoke weed. -do donuts in school parking lots -go four-wheeling
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    • See if you add the “devils lechuga” to driving around, it becomes an adventure with your close friends.
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    • You forgot booze, shooting, mudding, hunting, and blowing shit up because why not
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    • You forgot smokin wacky tabbacky
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    • i didnt have anything to do in high school so i would just drive around by myself with loud music
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    • Forgot going to Walmart to fuck around
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    • Bonfires are more fun than any party or kickback, change my mind
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    • Weed, shooting, that one really obscure movie theatre that’s been around for decades, off roading, videogames, hunting, and fishing.
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    • Things people do in small towns to have fun: bonfires, ember, find titanite, reinforce their weapons, kill bosses behind fog walls
      poofard 14d
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    • You forgot the bowling alley.
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    • Don’t forget hanging out at the local Walmart.
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    • You forgot do drugs and get girls pregnant
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    • Imagine being this unimaginative
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    • Well what else are ya gonna do? We don’t have a pool, or a gym. But we have a park. So the kids go to the park, the teens text each other, and the parents go driving. And the very few ‘nerds’ of the town (aka me) go to the tiny library and read books. Welcome to small towns
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    • Let's go see the rich neighborhood
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    • You didn’t have to attack me like that
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    • Yea also getting really stoned/high/drunk and walking around at 3am cuz why the fuck not, no ones going to mug you, everyone's asleep
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    • You forgot walking around Walmart
      MemeTea 15d
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    • Don’t forget destroying some type of property whilst driving around
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    • -spend all your time playing video games because all everyone else ever does is drive around, and thats pretty fucking boring.
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    • U forgot doing hellq drugs while driving around and starting cthulu cults in other small towns
      AFG_ 15d
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    • Don’t forget drugs, lots of drugs
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    • Stopping blacks from coming into your neighborhood to use the basketball court
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    • As a small Towner I can confirm this
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    • You forgot rampant alcoholism
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    • I wish I lived in a town like that
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    • Soooo, that 70’s show?
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    • I relate way too hard to this
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    • The most lit thing all year is the county fair hahaha
      skihh 15d
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    • Real talk. My friend had me drive us to McDonalds at midnight once and he spent over $50. I got like two chicken sandwiches with fries and a drink but my friend got half the fucking menu. We had too many fries so my dog probs had half of them
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    • Talk to their neighbors. Build bonfires. Go hunting. Talk a walk. Actually play outside. Fucking urbanites
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    • Get stoned, go to walmart, walk down every aisle of walmart, then get stoned in walmart parking lot
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    • But you miss it when you leave.
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    • -smoke weed
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    • Sums up Slinger, Wisconsin
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    • That’s exactly what we do..... also go to Walmart and fuck around in shopping carts till they kick us out..
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    • Go to walmart
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    • But that's a fun fucking night! Dont knock it till ya try it
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    • Hang out at Walmart.
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    • Smoke weed and drink duh
      Mike419 15d
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    • -get drunk and drive around
      nbanab 15d
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    • You forgot walking around walmart
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    • You forgot doing drugs
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    • Get high off your ass
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    • And go fishing
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    • You forgot smoking, drinking, vandalizing, burning random shit, underage drinking, racing, fighting, underage smoking, and crazy shit.
      yutyut 15d
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    • Things city people do: Go to walmart at 5 am so you can actually get a parking spot. Go to the same restaurant all the time since it's too crowded everywhere else. Take an hour to drive 2 miles because traffic.
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    • And go to the train tracks with the jock’s girlfriend
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    • It's hilarious how many people are like "my city is so small it's only got 30k people I'm so country" meanwhile I'm reading this in a town of 1k, and there are backwoods communities close to me with far fewer people.
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