• they're telling you "i don't want a
relationship" and 2 weeks later they're
cuffed
Fat ruckin the "with you" is silent like the Gin
lasagna..
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    • Or the K in knife. Like the one in your back.
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    • Just because someone doesn’t want a relationship with you doesn’t mean they want to be hurtful
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    • Time to cry because she lied to make me feel better
      Forever 10 jul
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    • The g is for the nya. Tho y’all should use the Spanish enye but whatever
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    • bitch real gs move in silence like lasagna
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    • Idk ive told guys im not interested and they call me a bitch, a hoe, they think im playing hard to get and try harder, told me they’ve only wanted pussy anyways. Nobody talks about that though
      imzaddy 10 jul
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    • Talked to a girl who said she would have to date a guy for at minimum 3 years before she got married. 2 months later she was engaged with a guy she had dated for 2 weeks and got married a month later
      matman34 10 jul
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    • I'm not mad because she didn't want to date, I'm mad because she lied about not looking for a relationship. Like just tell the truth
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    • You folks getting upset over people not wanting to date you. Fact: the right person will date you. Fact: if you have a woe is me attitude or feel entitled you deserve to be alone. Fact: they aren't lying by saying they don't want a relationship and then getting in one. They were being nice
      Dathimire 10 jul
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    • A girl did this to me a few months ago and all I can say now is fuck that bitch for lying
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    • There was this girl i was into at work, and i asked her out and she said she wasn’t ready to be in a relationship, the next week, she starts dating some guy she met through the drive thru and decides to tell me ALL about the stuff they do together, just to fuck with me and ruin our friendship
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    • I don't understand why its so hard for people to understand that, yes its okay to reject someone and that not everyone is going to like nor do they have to, but lying about the reason why instead of being straight up just hurts the person more than if you had been honest.
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    • I wasn’t mentally ready to start a relationship with you, and in my mind, I wasn’t ready at all. But then mr. right walks into my life and suddenly it makes sense. If this happens to you, you just weren’t the one, I’m sorry. Go find a relationship that makes sense
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    • Why y'all getting offended about someone not wanting a relationship AND trying not to be hurtful?
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    • My bf and I both started casually seeing each other at first and said we didn't want relationships.. couple months later we started dating n we've been solid together for a year n a half now lol people can change
      Octopuppy 10 jul
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    • I asked a girl out and she said she would have sex with me if I gangbanged her with my friend
      Spaghetto 10 jul
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    • Wait the g is silent? So that’s way people look at me funny when I say lasagna
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    • You mean y’all pronounce lasagna like lasana
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    • Lowkey the g in lasagna isn’t silent it’s just not the g sound we’re familiar with
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    • Back in my junior year in highschool I was dating one of the more popular girls in my grade, but I was that shy awkward kid, and really didn’t like being around that many people at the same time. Because of this, I told her we should keep our dating secret for the time being and wait...(pt1)
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    • So I dated this chick in my friend group it was mutual. She wanted to have sex with me but I said no cause I was nervous and my friends were in the house. Later she moved away and broke up with me while she was away. She got back and things were a bit awkward she said we'd be friends but it (pt1)
      Heyoka 10 jul
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    • Ok you got rejected move on you can’t force someone to like you
      Red_Drum 10 jul
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    • You really wanna claim you were avoiding hurting the persons feelings? Fuck off, you passively hurt their feelings more by dragging it out. You wanted to avoid actively hurting them because youre an emotional coward. Grow some balls and tell the other person that youre not interested in them.
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    • Me: When you are ready for a relationship let me know, ok? Her: I will. Also her: *posts her hanging out with new bf on story a few months later and doesn't say a word to me*
      stoizzzz 10 jul
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    • I knew this one girl I liked, she was in a relationship with someone else so I didn't push on it or anything, her bf was actually really cool and is currently one of my best friends. She used to flirt with me a lot and I ended up catching feelings for her, then she left her bf and I thought it was
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    • I was with my gf for 5 years, last 6 months she was talking to someone else. I dumped her. She was Facebook official with him in less than 2 weeks. It hurts no matter how it happens.
      mbuna120 10 jul
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    • Idk, guys. Kinda tired of being passed around with false hopes. I'm 22 now and never even kissed a woman
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    • Wait it’s silent... I’ve been saying la-zag-na
      Bogfoor 13 jul
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    • I’ve got rejected a few times now. Afterwards I just say “Cool, I won’t bring it up again”. They aren’t obligated to go out with me. But I do appreciate a flat out rejection rather than a line of reasoning or excuse.
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    • Valyrison 10 jul
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    • Either way, that's okay. People aren't the enemy just because it didnt work out. Sometimes people know that they dont want their current options, but they don't know how they will respond in future situations - that's human.
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    • Cuz the reality of it, you were Plan B but A just became available again.
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    • When I broke up with my ex of like 7 years, I was sure I didn't want to be in a relationship and all the dudes I talked to I told that. I finally meet this really amazing guy that makes it easy. It's all about the person
      Avvanna 10 jul
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    • Alright boys i started getting rly close w this girl and we hung out every day for a few weeks and things got flirty. She lead me on but then told me she doesnt want a relationship and she wants things to be how they were. I a understood and agreed to wait until she was sure (1)
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    • Ok ok hear me out, who’s into some real kink shit? If you’re not then just keep scrolling, no need to hate comment.
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    • You arent entitled to people's emotions. Yall need to learn to take a hint
      Joejags 10 jul
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    • I FUCK8NG LOVE LASAGNA
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    • I like the cut of ya g
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    • Bitch lasagna.
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    • No, the G is there but means nothing. It's like Z in xylophone
      Ford_ST 12 jul
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    • Okay so I’ve been talking to this girl since September and we both had genuine feelings for each other and it was obvious. She told me she can’t be in a relationship because when it’s not good for her mental state. Her previous relationship was pretty bad and was also pretty violent so I get it (1)/
      BananaAss 11 jul
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    • Pretty lame when people make obvious excuses, just be a man and say “no, I don’t want to date you”.
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    • It hurts me that no one called GarfieldChecker
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    • Has anyone noticed that like half of the Twitter accounts posted don't exist
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    • Just because your nice and helpful to them doesn't mean they owe you a fucking date. Get over yourselves, sometimes people just don't want to date you. Or maybe its because they get the sense of entitlement seeping out of you like and over flown cesspool that they would rather just be friends :)
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    • Women in a nutshell
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    • Been ghosted 2 times this month, trying to make it 3
      Airh3d 10 jul
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    • Even if you like someone, if they don’t like you back you have to respect you’re not what they’re looking for. It hurts to not be liked back but if you’re not right for them, respect it. It doesn’t mean you’re not funny or attractive, it just means you’re not what they’re looking for.
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    • God I just want her back
      myfatnutz 10 jul
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    • Le sag nah
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    • The G in lasagna isn’t silent but ok
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    • You guys dont pronounce the g?
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    • I also love when girls are like eww he’s so annoying I don’t like him and then 2 weeks later they’re dating. Just shows how desperate people get
      send_bobs 13 jul
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    • A girl I work with told me she didn't want to date anyone until after college because shes going away for college. 4 months later shes datung some guy in the military who's gonna be in a different country for like 2 years. Funny how things work like that
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    • sometimes is cuz they care about the freindship more sometimes they just a bitch
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    • Almost slapped homie's ex girl. Called me ugly at a skating rink. Had self worth issues. I didn't of course. I could never do that to my homie and I felt disgusted with myself. A month later he tells me I should've because she turned out to be crazy. Trying to get him to cut like she did on herself.
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    • The very first time I tried getting a gf, this happened. I didn't try again for 5years
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    • Why can’t be people just be straight up with each other
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    • This is why i stopped dating. No one is entitled to like me and im sick of chasing bitches who don't care. Honestly im just sick of looking like this dude.
      Age_ 10 jul
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    • Just be honest bruh
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    • It really is about the person. People who don't want a relationship one day will change their mind once they meet the right person. If they say they don't want a relationship and then end up cuffed don't take it personal they just didn't like you like that no big deal
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    • Before I got a boyfriend, any time a guy liked me but I didn't have feelings for him, I was honest. They seemed to appreciate the honesty
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    • Remember everyone. Just because you like them does not mean that they absolutely have to be with you. Dont demand someone who needs to think about wanting to be with you. And dont call them bitches or pigs when they choose not to be with you. Its not worth it and only makes you look silly.
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    • Honestly girls do this not because they don’t want to hurt you. They know it’s not right but they do it to avoid confrontation its a way to avoid a scene. Guys shouldn’t make a scene and girls shouldn’t do this end of story
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    • Lol not a silent g
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    • A modern turn to poetry
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    • The legs of a bat are so thin, they can’t walk.
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    • Phexal 10 jul
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    • Not if you pronounce it like I do :)
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    • Dude why is this shit so true
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    • Hehe
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    • I guess the problem for me is shallow people. it masquerades as "oh they know what they want" but is really an excuse to chapter skip into a relationship based on shallow circumstances. I've had some deep caring friends, guys and girls,
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    • How hard is it to understand that she's just not interested in YOU but is with someone else.
      Phanos 10 jul
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    • So? Nobody is obligated to date you and they were trying to let you down nicely.
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    • Sometimes people need to learn that “no” doesn’t mean I have bad feelings for you or I want to hurt you emotionally, quite the opposite. It means I don’t have feelings for you
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    • If only people wouldn't try and die when rejected
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    • Nice try, but I'm no Mexican
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    • Drop them out of your life if they do this. Life is long as hell. You'll find someone eventually and if not. No one will blame you if you an hero.
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    • This happened to me two years ago with TWO different girls, now they want to be with me but i’m bitter as hell. Don’t be NOBODYS second choice.
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    • It's okay. No woman wants a relationship "with me." That's just the assumption I operate by at all times.
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    • Shouldn’t have rejected him, playing your mind games. Ain’t no one got time for that.
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    • The g in lasagna is silent. If you take it out the word sounds different "lasana vs lasagna". The K in knife/knee is silent.
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    • No one wants a relationship with thots we just wanna fuck you
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    • It's ok not to want to date me, that's fine but I guess don't lead people on. Playing on other people's feelings to get what you want to achieve your own happiness at the expense of others, that is what pisses me off. Girls and guys do this, it's just evil.
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    • Lasaga
      McAdam13 13 jul
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    • Why did she leave me man
      NyukNyuk 13 jul
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    • She lied to me when she said she loved me, and I was too blind to see it. I only realized once she broke away for another.
      V37iF 13 jul
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    • The y in lasagna is invisible
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    • You buffoon, I say lasagna with a hard g.
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    • Lying to make someone feel better is like fucking for chastity
      axxalonn 12 jul
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    • The only difference is the G is there.
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    • I was with this girl for like a month, did all the relationship type shit. Then she started ghosting me and it was like the more effort I showed the farther she ran. Then I un added her on snap, then she blew up on me and basically called me an emotional psychopath for trying to feel loved 😞
      Cpt_Kush 12 jul
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    • I pronounce the g just to sounds stupid. The word is more fun that way
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    • Broke up with my gf of two years today. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this terrible in my life
      Charm 12 jul
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