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    • Party with casper, welcome to my house plays
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    • I'd love to do that job anyway the only reason I don't is because they are getting paid peanuts
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    • Dead people aren't the ones to fear. Living people are.
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    • This is a 7 hour shift right and you get paid 80 bucks an hour which means essentially you get paid 560 a day. Since you are a rich guy/gal you might want to take the weekend off so you only work for 5 days a week which means that you get paid a good 2,800 a week and yearly 145,600
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    • Shit that's 153,600 dollars a year at 40 hours a week. For that much I'd let Casper the ghost live in my ass hole
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    • 10pm to 5 am is 7 hours. 7 hours 5 days a week is 35 hours. 35 hours at 80 per hour is $2800. $2800 per week for 1 year is $151,200. After 20% taxes that is $121k per year. Not bad
      Oboma a month
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    • Bruh why would they haunt you your cleaning they’re house
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    • Y'all are getting paid?
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    • Fuck you, Goatman!
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    • SAATDaily a month
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    • That's 7000 a month without tax... hello debt free
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    • That's a 7 hour shift, with minimal lifting work, and manual labor at the coolest time of day, with no social interactions or disturbances. If I am getting 80$ an hour to fucking do that, I will work that job for the rest of my life, and double as security. Beating the shit out of desecrators.
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    • 7 hour shift equals 560 bucks a day, 3,920 a week if you worked all 7 days. That comes to about 204,400 a year before taxes. So, yes. I will be taking that job.
      Kakapo 17 aug
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    • Kwise2415 17 aug
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    • It would take one shift to earn what i make in a week
      Ajaxium 17 aug
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    • I would do it. It doesnt bother me none working in a cementery in the middle if the night. Id be too focused on the task of cleaning that I wouldnt care much about anything else.
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    • That's $560 a day and over $200k a year to clean a garden with buried corpses so unless you're a superstitious little bitch who wouldn't do that?
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    • Fuck You, this is my bridge now, goat man!
      Proc 15 aug
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    • Duh. What do people actually think is going to happen? It's a cemetery, one of the most peaceful places you can be. Apparently it's way more dangerous working at a Walmart for 11 dollars an hour.
      SublmnL 14 aug
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    • If you work 260 days a year thats 166k boys
      Himairi 14 aug
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    • Hell yeah I’m more scared of being broke then ghost
      Yatsuto 14 aug
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    • How and why would you clean the cemetery
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    • After a 31% deduction on taxes that’s 7,728 a month...call me Cole sear because I’ll be seeing dead people.
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    • $145,000 per year
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    • I'd be more worried about homeless junkies and weird teenagers tryna fuck in the graveyard
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    • 560$ a night? Count me in
      Megadeth 16 aug
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    • That's $134,000 a year. You'd be a fuckin retard not to take that job lmao
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    • Clean $560 every night? Is that even a fuckin question?
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    • 560 a day 5 days a week is 2800 a week or 11200 a month which is 134,400. You bet your Kentucky fried ass I’m taking that job
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    • Just gimme a broom and 1911 and im good to go
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    • Assuming its 7 days a week, you work 7 hours a day, so 49 hours a week and you make 80 dollars an hour. So that means you make 560 dollars a day. About 17k a month. Making it 200k a year. A 200 thousand dollar paying job. There had better be ghouls for that much pay
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    • Absolutely. My service dog watches my back and gets treats. I get money. Win win
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    • Apart from the fact cemeteries aren’t usually the place that’s haunted since they didn’t die there and ghost aren’t usually connected to bodies, they’re connected to their possessions and things they valued most in life. So yes I would take the job
      Kaffe 15 aug
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    • Yeah that's 560 a night fuck yeah I am
      Fandolf 15 aug
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    • Boy that’s 560 a day 2800 for a 5 day week and I don’t have to deal with any coworker bullshit
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    • making $560 a night sounds fucking great to me, sign my ass up
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    • $560 per night, $2,800 per week, $11,200 per month, $ 134, 400 per year.
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    • Demons in the cemetary at 12:00
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    • fuck ya if I don’t die I get cash if I do die that’s also great so win win
      7009 14 aug
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    • I make that already
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    • I’m not only taking the job but I will sign my soul to the demons themselves
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    • I would just have my penis out the whole time nothing they gonna do when they see my dick flopping around when I clean
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    • WHEN THE CRYPT DOORS CREAK AND THE TOMBSTONES QUAKE, SPOOKS COME OUT FOR A SWINGING WAKE. HAPPY HAUNTS MATERIALIZE, AND BEGIN TO VOCALIZE, GRIM GRINNING GHOSTS COME OUT TO SOCIALIZE!
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    • I’m afraid of ghosts
      iMajor 17 aug
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    • Yes because there’s no ghosts or demons because there’s no afterlife cause there’s no god
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    • That’s 560$ a shift. I course I am.
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    • Damn straight. I'd hang with the spirit crew and make bank at the same time. Why not?
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    • It’s a low chance you get possessed but spirits might connect to you but usually their souls stay where they died
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    • Been to cemetery at 12-4 am it is so peaceful and relaxing my friends tried so hard to capture ghost on camera but nothing I sat there on this bench taking in the quietness
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    • That's $560 a night man, I'll go out there in a ghost busters suit and keep it moving
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    • Fuck you Goat Man
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    • Demons: you shall be a virgin sacrifice. Me: no, you make mistake! I do the sex many times! Demons: who bears your seed? Me: your mother.
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    • _Yato_ 15 aug
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    • Y’all are getting paid?
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    • *places Bluetooth speakers around the cemetery*
      MrKise 15 aug
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    • uhm yes. cemeteries imo are peaceful. its like, hundreds of peoples final resting place after their families and loved ones gave them a respectful burial.
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    • $80 an hour? Bitch I'd go gay for that shit
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    • Why wouldn’t you? Uneventful work nights for $80 an hour?
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    • That’s $560 a day holy shit
      fumbo 15 aug
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    • The only good Buzzfeed channel: Buzzfeed: Unsolved
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    • Id do it for 20 an hour. Be by myself. No customers. No people to annoy me. Count me the fuck in
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    • You best belive I’m doing that shit do you know how much $80 an hour is?
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    • They off you $1 million a second to breath. You doin it?! 😂💪🏿😂😂😉👌🏻😂🤪🤪
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    • That’s around 11 grand a month if you don’t take that deal you’re stupid
      iFleecy_ 14 aug
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    • Bring a shot gun w/ silver shells
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    • I may shit myself but 720$ a shift would help me pay for sum mew underwear.
      dojopar 14 aug
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    • That’s close to 200k a year, fuck yeah.
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    • Six figures without having to go to college/get any high-level education? Damn right I’m taking the job.
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    • That's 204k a year; that's dang good
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    • Buzzfeed Unsolved is top tier
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    • $560 per night?? Fuck yeah
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    • That’s $134,400 a year
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    • For $80/hour I'd have every headstone looking brand new, all the grass mowed, keep the flowers fresh.
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    • Its ya boi uhh skinny penis
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    • Hell. Yes. 80$ an hour and I don’t have to deal with people fuck yeah
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    • 80 bucks an hour? Of course I’m taking the job... if I get 40 hours a week I will get 3200 of gross income per week ... he’ll yeah I’m taking the job and the tomb sones will be shining
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    • “So you earn 80$ an hour-“ Yep “But I didn’t” I SAID YES YOU KNOT HEAD
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    • For $80 an hour I'll do it ghosts included
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    • So, what you’re saying is, I can get paid for just cleaning a place where I don’t have to talk to anyone, while at the same time the people that’re there can’t? Sounds good to me.
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    • Assuming you work five days, that’s $2,800 a week. Yeah, I’ll take that job.
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    • $560 in 7 hours, Ill take it.
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    • Me walking in the cemetary with my bible and the holy ghost getting blessed with 80$ an hour
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    • $560 a night? Bitch where do I show up?
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    • 7*$80=$560*5 days a week =$2800 a week *52 = $145,600 annual pre tax
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    • No ghosts? Easy money. Ghosts? Easy money and a bomb ass party. It’s a win win.
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    • I got paid $10/hr to stroll through a haunted mansion in Merrill WI for several weeks, 8 hours a night, 5 days a week. It's a famous mansion that sounds a hell of a lot scarier then it really is. There is a room that has a patchwork carpet from the 60s. All shag. Hardly terrifying.
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    • That's over 6 figures you would be stupid not to
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    • That’s a dead end job
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    • Whats the dress code? I'd show up in a fucking reaper costume everynight and slowly sweep my way through the cemetary so no gang members wanna fuck with me and legends go through town
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    • This is a stupid question. Ghosts often are upset by people disturbing them. Cleaning their graves is actually a kind gesture that should be done anyway. If anything you'd get grateful ghosts. And they're dead so time doesnt matter to em
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    • Shane is actually funny compared to most people who do his kinda thing tbh
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    • Dude I would fucking live there. Dumbest question ever
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    • The only downside is that its nightshift and thats literally it
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    • That’s $134,400 anally
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    • condencadents? i thonk not
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    • That's $560 a day before tax, if you work for that much for 5 days a week, that's $2800 before tax. You would be making about $200000 a year. It would be stupid not to take the job, demons or not
      ExoticXD 14 aug
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    • Working 5 days a week, 40 hours a week, that’s $166,400
      ArmyShots 14 aug
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    • $560 a night? You better fuckin believe I’m there. Student loans gone in a month
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