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      • Dont go for entitled twats boys. Theres good women out there eventhough theyre hard to find
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        • What actually happens: A) They say they want 2 B) They choose 3 C) They cheat on 3 with 1 D) 3 finds out about 1 and dumps them E) 1 was just looking for the one night and they gets upset F) they find 2 and are happy G) they cheat on 2 with 1 again
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          • Facts
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              • They'll go back and forth between 1&3 until they get their heart broke and say they loved 2 all along
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                • Am I the only girl that would ACTUALLY want 2? Like I don’t give a shit about having a lot of money. I don’t even go for attractive guys tbh, just for the good ones.
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                  • That is why i am going to marry a girl from a third world country, all the bitches in the us are entitled af
                    __WAKKO__ 13 jan
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                    • If our culture just stopped making it ok to cheat or to leave someone just because of material things. I’ve got an amazing girl and it took looking for someone who is genuinely good on the inside and not just focusing on the outward.
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                      • I’m about to shoot my shot today guys wish me luck 🙏🏻
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                        • Before you start saying that love never really exists and that no one is worth your time/wants you because you're not worth it try and figure yourself out and work through the flaws you have before you actually start the search or else you'll just look for someone to dump baggage on
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                          • I feel like a lot of bitter guys just keep running into the wrong women, because 2 is really the best, I promise.
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                            • Jesus the level of woman hate on here is so high
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                              • Trapsy_ 13 jan
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                                • Look at all these fuckin ‘nice guys finish last’ comments when all girls really want is the sweet delicious peanut butter chocolaty goodness of Reeses puffs cereal, part of a balanced breakfast
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                                  • What about average dick, treats you right but doesn’t take shit, and alright money?
                                    Swivel 15 jan
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                                    • We gotta treat ourselves like the prizes we are. Bitches just be sayin shit to lower your morale. Yall are treasures and i know some of yall would make a woman very happy. So don't worry, theres always a good woman out there for you guys, just never settle for a fucking bitch because you think...
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                                      • Women are nothing more than whores. Damn Amanda for cheating on me...
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                                        • "Why can't hot women look past my small dick and shitty demeanor and minimum wage job? I'm such a nice guy, but THESE FUCKING BITCHES..."
                                          Gibby421 13 jan
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                                          • All women are cheating fucking whores that are worthless wastes of space. Change my mind.
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                                              • He could have all three and still cheat on him with some dumbass trying to become a rapper.
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                                                • r/niceguys
                                                  PLUN 13 jan
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                                                    • Bitches wanting a man with a big dick and money look like a bag of mayonnaise lmao
                                                      LIKEASIRR 13 jan
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                                                      • Oh I get it, it's because jfk was shot in the head
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                                                        • I'm a girl who just wants two. Cheating is a terrible thing to do and if you've cheated before your pathetic.
                                                          WhoISWha 19 jan
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                                                          • I legitimately feel like it's near impossible to find my dream girl because if she existed I'd never run into her anyways because she'd always be home playing video games.
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                                                            • That's a fact, all women are thots
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                                                              • Am I the only girl that only wants 2 or
                                                                cwesson 14 jan
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                                                                • I hate greed and I hate when women say they marry for money it’s absolutely disgusting I’d rather stay single and be happy
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                                                                  • Love how ppl trying to defend whaman saying it’s just nice or hurt guys on IFunny 😂 eventually more men will know about female hypergamy and women are just mad cuz it shows how valueless they are
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                                                                    • This entire comment section is almost just r/niceguys
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                                                                      • Definitely number 2. If he’s a number 2, 1&3 don’t matter
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                                                                        • imma co-sign that bc that was some real shit you just said
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                                                                          • 2 for sure. I make enough money to support my family on my own and I like average size dick. I dont need something that is going to tare my insides up. I'm good on that
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                                                                            • "oh no, size doesn't matter, big dick hurts" they say to make you feel better, then cheat on you with someone with a bigger dick
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                                                                              • No they cheat on 2 with 1
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                                                                                • Realist shit ever
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                                                                                  • Jesus, how many “Nice Guy” posts are gonna get featured???
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                                                                                    • And they’ll keep two around for someone to talk to and keep them company
                                                                                      Telf 13 jan
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                                                                                      • Any girl that doesn’t choose a man that treats you right out of that list has issues fr
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                                                                                        • Then after 3 finds out they cheated and they break up, she'll cry about how she can't find number 2.
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                                                                                          • Look at all these fuckin ‘nice guys finish last’ comments when all girls really want is the sweet delicious peanut butter chocolaty goodness of Reeses puffs cereal, part of a balanced breakfast
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                                                                                            • I mean stop going for hoes? Like not all women are like this and not all men are like this. If you look for players you're going to get played.
                                                                                              BMills 13 jan
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                                                                                              • Then go to 2 for advice and only think of them as a friend🤯🤯🤯
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                                                                                                • y’all know penetration most of the time has nothing to do with female orgasm tho right? lesbians have the most orgasms of women yet all they have is fingers. don’t act like dick size actually matters.
                                                                                                  melyn 16 jan
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                                                                                                  • I was with one for 3+ years. Sadly it’s over and I’m just a sad boi now .
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                                                                                                    • When you’re all 3 but still get no love ;-;
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                                                                                                      • Then file for divorce and get half of 3s money
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                                                                                                        • All these guys that are saying they’re “nice” and should start acting like a dick just prove the whole r/niceguys thing correct. Any actual nice guy wouldn’t even consider that option. Granted nice guys have limits as do all people but an actual nice guy wouldn’t take it to an extreme like that.
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                                                                                                          • Y’know, maybe I need to start being a dick to girls. Maybe that will help. Way I see it, being upfront and honest when I’m in a relationship always seems to fuck me over. April, Amanda, Aurora, Hannah, Amber, Dish...I need to stop being a nice person and distance myself from me so I don’t get hurt.
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                                                                                                            • I got a big dick and ill treat u right, but imma ugly ass nigga who broke asf😭
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                                                                                                              • I live alone by choice people are too much of a hassle
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                                                                                                                • Well I’m 1/2 and adverse to cheating so I guess I’ll just be alone
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                                                                                                                  • I think y’all are just talking to the wrong women
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                                                                                                                    • Bruh I’m all three
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                                                                                                                      • Or 2 then cheat with 1 & 3
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                                                                                                                        • There's a lot of problems with men and women, but through and through there's no denying it's women's fault men are sensitive about their dick size
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                                                                                                                          • This app is full of r/niceguys.
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                                                                                                                              • Nice guy syndrome looks good on no one
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                                                                                                                                • This entire thread belongs on r/niceguys and r/inceltears
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                                                                                                                                  • He cracked the code
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                                                                                                                                    • I'm with a 2. And wouldn't cheat on him for the world. A number 2 can always become a number 3 but not necessarily the other way around.
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                                                                                                                                      • And then they'd go crying to number 2
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                                                                                                                                        • Got some real woman haters here in the comments.
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                                                                                                                                          • And then they’ll complain that they can only find fuck boys and assholes
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                                                                                                                                            • And then after 3 breaks up with her after she cheats on him with 1 she’ll constantly ask all her friends why she can’t find a 2 and then repeat the process
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                                                                                                                                              • Every comment I make about the three types of women gets blocked. Fuck you iFeminist
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                                                                                                                                                • If some guy tried this with big ass/tits, genuinely likeable and funny, or rich, the world would flip
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                                                                                                                                                  • We live in a society
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                                                                                                                                                    • That’s some khan academy math right there
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                                                                                                                                                      • But I want a gamer 😢
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                                                                                                                                                        • Don’t forget complaining they don’t have a 2
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                                                                                                                                                          • I’m too scared to date a rich guy. He has too many lady options. All sex is great, regardless of dick size. I need to be with a 2
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                                                                                                                                                            • We learned about this in psych class. Girls don’t actually want a man who treats them bad, they just like unpredictability and a good challenge, just like guys. It’s like how watching a movie you wouldn’t be emotionally invested if the ending was obvious. That’s all a girl wants
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                                                                                                                                                              • And then complain about how they can’t find the right guy
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                                                                                                                                                                • Hippity Hoppity Women are property
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Yeah it's 2019 no more handouts for bitches you better help your man become a 3 most people wishing to find a rich partner dont have a damn thing to offer
                                                                                                                                                                    LIKEASIRR 13 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                      • You have to find a 1 and 2 put together, and stand behind him to help him BECOME number 3. Yall think 3s just fall out of the damn sky? No, they work hard. Every man has the potential to be a 3 as long as you bitches don't tear him down.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I thought I had a 2. And I was so happy to be with him until I found out he was the one cheating on me. He left me for this other girl. Men can be shitty too it's not just women.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Why do girls cheat on their man and say “it’s because you’re always working “ I don’t understand why someone would cheat on a hard working man.. those are the best kind of men..
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                                                                                                                                                                            • There 2 types of girls really. One that’s truly a gem and will love you for who you are and how you treat her (RAREST THING ALIVE) And then you have the one that thinks they’re shot shit and can sway any guy with money. They can sway the guy, not the money lol
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                                                                                                                                                                              • God said he put good women in every corner of the earth, he then proceeded to make the earth round. Dick move imo
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                                                                                                                                                                                • God put good women on every corner of the globe...then made the earth round.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • They can have everything but we can’t have skinny girls
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • I’m 2 as a guy, and I usually want a gf so I’m gonna try my best to do things right, but I always get put down for other dudes who are douche bags, but I found a girl finally who likes me for me. So other dudes out there who are single and reading this, those girls are out there and just takes time
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Bitches marry 3, cheat with 1, and are bestiesss with 2
                                                                                                                                                                                          Bogmire 16 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • This guy understands women.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Well it’s a little hard to find a 2 don’t lie. That’s not a bash against guys tho, how hard is it to find a girl that’ll treat you right too guys?
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • I mean people on the internet have no reason to believe me but love my gf treat her right give her anything she wants. I have money, a house, a car, truck, and 2 Corvettes and also 10 inches so yeah all 3 can exist
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • I love my man because he's number 2. I am super fucking psyched because he is also number 1. Number 3 doesn't matter that much, we work on that together. :-)
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sounds like someone realized they weren't 1, 2 or 3
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Neither of the 3. You can have a man with all or one of the traits but if theres no chemistry or love, it aint gonna work. Someone with a 2 is mandatory for a good relationship but not the only reason to go for someone.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • And they’ll blue ball 2 while saying they’re single.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 3-1=2 so technically they have it right
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