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    • Oi, yew got a loicence four that Canday?
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    • Push pops cause violence now
      7H30NE 7 aug
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    • They’re gonna lose their minds when they hear about pencils
      jtroopa 9 aug
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    • Just wait until schools hear about pencils
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    • I used to do that with candy canes
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    • Bitch if you’re out here getting shanked with a push pop you deserve it. What’d you do to piss someone off enough they’d take the time and effort to shape that then waste candy.
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    • Wait till they hear about pencils
      Skrasher 8 aug
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    • Wait till they find out about pencils
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    • So when are they banning pencils and pens and scissors and all that shit?
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    • Wtf pencils are the exact same thing
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    • U mean like... a pencil...
      BigGiedd 10 aug
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    • Wait till the schools find out about pencils ✏️
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    • a pencil sharpener sharpens a pencil into a pointy weapon
      Pacman01 9 aug
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    • These dumbass schools know you can use a pencil or a pair of scissors as a shank right.
      DrNUT 9 aug
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    • In lunch: PUSH me again fat boi and i will POP you
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    • Even if you do try to stab anyone its spring loaded dammit
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    • So are we going to ban pencils too?
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    • Breaking news: Pencils are banned in schools because they hurt.
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    • might as well ban writing utensils, scissors, books, basically anything then.
      yopert 8 aug
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    • Guys we started this with candy canes!
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    • *pushpop shank exists*. Pencils: Am I a joke to you?
      Zeguner 9 aug
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    • ThE WoRD you’re LOOKING 👀 FoR Is SHANK,they made a shank, or SHIV
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    • Anybody remember doing this shit with candy canes
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    • How is that any more dangerous than a pencil?
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    • Millennial girls gave the best head cause push pops actually existed then
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    • Just imagine getting in a fight with someone and he just says “Hold up” and just whips one of those out and starts vigorously deep throating it
      Manage 8 aug
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    • Wait till they hear about pencils
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    • 90% of Girls in my school would have one of those sharper than a razor in 15 seconds tops
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    • Wait until they see pencils
      _____Art 8 aug
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      Juri 8 aug
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    • You mean like a pencil or a pen?
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    • How about that kid who got suspended for eating his pop tart into the shape of a gun
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    • That head game tho
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    • Ok like If pencils aren’t a fucking thing
      9thTommy 8 aug
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    • What kind of logic is this? Kids in school literally have access to pens, scissors, forks, ect. If they were gonna shank each other thats not gonna stop them from doing so
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    • Shits retarded, you could just as easily bring a pocket knife to school and nobody would know until you stabbed someone
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    • This just in: England requires that all hard candy be registered
      wuhsuh 8 aug
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    • Don't forget candy canes
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    • Those are to switch blades what candy canes are to fixed blade knives
      CRS6132 8 aug
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    • I did this with one of those huge peppermint sticks during Christmas. Spent two hours sucking. One of the hardest things I've ever done, but it was worth it
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    • Y'all ever heard of a basic writing tool that is found in every school? Just so happens to be pointy as well
      Dravle 15 aug
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    • Did this shit with candy canes as a kid but this looks way more dangerous
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    • Bro, we've been doing this since 2002. I'm 25 and I still do this at work. Marines are crazy
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    • I do that with candy canes around Christmas time
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    • Bruh... even if they tried to stab someone it would go back in the tube
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    • You can suck my dick into a weapon of ass destruction.
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    • Wait till they hear about pencils
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    • Video games cause pointy push pops
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    • What that mouth do? Make prison shanks
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    • Wait until they hear about candy canes
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    • They banned mints at my school because you can suck them into a mini knife that’s how I used to cut myself
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    • Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough
      mcs3 9 aug
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    • Wait until they hear about pencils
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    • Get rid of pencils too?
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    • Schools resemble prison
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    • I’ve never seen a kid get stabbed with pointy candy more than a poke. I’ve seen kids get stabbed with pencils numerous times.
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    • Wudda try hard ppl only do this with candy canes
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    • Sooooo....wait til they hear about pencils, pens, compasses.....gonna lose they fuckin minds!!!!
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    • it’s literally like those fake theater knives that slide the fake blade into the hilt
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    • What that mouth do though ? ;)
      Sir_Rey 9 aug
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    • My uncle has me try the same thing, but no matter how hard I suck his popsicle just leaks and goes soft again
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    • What the fuck, if u tried to fucking stab someone it would just go back down into the thing
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    • *aggressively sucking on push pop while starring into the eyes of my rival classmate who I intend to stab with push pop* *gets sent to principals office for sexual Harassment *
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    • I don't see them banning pencils or pens 😂😂😂🇺🇸
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    • They banned smarties in school Bc people were snorting them
      _hm_hi_ 8 aug
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    • But don’t they go back inside went you push them back down, it would look like a magic trick, like you stab them but there is no wound because it went back inside
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    • Did people forget pencils are sharp?
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    • They should ban pencils and shit then
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    • Wait til they find out what the pencil sharpener does
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    • Wait til they hear about pencils
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    • Wait until they find out about pencils
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    • I watched a male teacher in high school sit at his desk and stare at this girl sucking on one of those while taking a test. She was just lazily licking it and not paying any attention to it. He literally didn’t look away for 10 solid minutes. I’m pretty sure he beat off later on thinking about her.
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    • I wish someone would suck me into a pointy weapon
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    • I got suspended for doing this and actually making my classmate bleed
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    • Better ban pencils, pens, scissors..
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    • Candy causes violence
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    • You watch some kid is going to be suspended for biting a sandwich into the shape of a handgun
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    • I’m just impressed, how long did it take them to do that
      ummmm 8 aug
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    • Wait until they find out about pencils
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    • wait until they hear about wooden pencils
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    • Let’s hope they don’t find out about pencils
      RevFreek 8 aug
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    • *cough* literally any pencil *cough*
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    • Oh yes, I definitely can't use a pencil as a weapon
      AoTs3 8 aug
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    • You a mega thot if your first impulse with a push pop is to succ it into a shank
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    • My birthday is really close to Christmas so I always brought candy canes into my class as a child and we would suck them into pointy danoon and stab each other in class
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    • Still remember when people used to snort Smarties and pretend they were high
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    • Sometimes ya just gotta shank a bitch with a finessed candy block
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    • They should ban paper, paperclips, staples, rubber bands in schools also then, we had wars with that shit.
      80085_AJ 14 aug
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    • I’d be more concerned if anyone who didn’t do this.
      Raven90 14 aug
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    • It's called a shiv, ya fuck.
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    • Lol they did the same thing at my school except with my dick
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    • Shank pops
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    • It would literally just go back inside the thing if you tried to stab someone with it
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    • I bet he played Mario Kart one time when he was like 6.
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    • The girl I banged last night sucked my dick into a pointy weapon that I then stabbed her with
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    • The pop will just get pushed back in
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    • Ok if i get stabbed by a push pop
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