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    • Columbus out clapping llama cheeks and shit
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    • My man Christopher fucked a llama
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    • Mmm my name seems odd now.
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    • The Europeans ate the llamas, they didn't have sex with them. Same with how the aids thing started in Africa when the natives started eating monkeys
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    • *Sheep. Syphilis is derived from a very specific breed of SHEEP.
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    • Christopher Columbus fucking a llama led to the death of al Capone lol.
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    • Dont let this distract you from the fact AIDS came from chimpanzees.
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    • Some Spanish conquistador must've seen them llama cheeks and was like "Ese culo necesita una buena polla"
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    • Nah, natives very often had syphilis but to them having lived with it for thousands of years it was a minor infection that they got over quickly. It wasn't until unexposed outsiders came into contact that it became a serious disease again
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    • Because record keeping was so good in pre-colonial America. Because the native Americans definitely passed down stores of people getting STDs in their oral histories.... fucks sake yall are stupid.
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    • When you're trying to find a new route to India but end up fucking a llama
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    • As much as I’d love to view Christopher Columbus as a llama fucker, I’m a need a source on that bro
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    • Then why was it common in the middle east before Columbus set sail in 1492? God I hate tumblrtards.
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    • It's impossible for Christopher Colombus to have fucked Llamas because he never ever landed anywhere near the Incan Empire. He landed in Mexico and the Caribnoon. Idk why tumblr "historians" make up history. Probably to make themselves feel better about a certain "idea" they want to propagate
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    • Columbus never went to south America he stayed in the canary islands. The real people you should ask about would be the Spainyards, who literally fucked up everything
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    • Syphilis was found in the americas in humans before Columbus you monumental dipshit. Natives had little figures with wounds representative of syphilis
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    • They found skulls at Pompeii that has signs of syphilis. Two children's skulls and an adult had skull deterioration due to suspected syphilis. If it is confirmed then they would pre-date Columbus by 1400-years.
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    • When will people realize that a lot of diseases come from fucking animals and we need to stopb
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    • Alpaca my dick in that ass
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    • No. Syphilis was around long before that. It just wasn't called syphilis and there hadn't been a major outbreak until then. However, one must ask how the llamas came to aquire syphilis. Conclusion, Christopher Columbus and crew were clapping llama cheeks
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    • Native American medical history did not have the best record keeping. Just saying
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    • Llama pussy got me acting strange
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    • Not true. There are strains found on European skeletons from a thousand years earlier. The Europeans developed an immunity over years and years - brought it to the Americans - infected the natives (where the disease evolved) - and the brought the new and evolved strain back.
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    • Native Americans had immunity built up. Columbus and his crew did not they contracted it due to not having immunity and then brought it back to the rest of europe. There it grew and became more potent and when it came back to America it was stronger than people's immunity. He did not fuck a llama.
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    • Was it llamas or alpacas that spit...besides clapping some llama cheeks thats what i thought, it could have spit on him of his crew
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    • Christopher Columbus: Murderer, Rapist, Llama fucker
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    • ....Everything OC said is wrong. There was a non-lethal strand of syphilis present in the America’s hundreds of years before Columbus, and a strand in Europe that mainly caused birth defects and nothing else before 1492 as well. The strands we know of today come from the two breading.
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    • Or get this he ate tainted meat and got it. But no somebody fucked animal had to be that not like people would rather eat one than fuck it. Same goes with aids eat monkeys not fuck them.
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    • Christopher fucked a llama
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    • Okay but y'all are forgetting that he did have sex with a llama...
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    • I had a dream last night that I was covered in sores all over my body and my brother goes “I think you have syphilis” and when I woke up I looked up the symptoms and it actually gives you sores all over. I didn’t even know that. I was granted knowledge in the dream world
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    • Christopher Columbus only got to the Bahamas. And I wouldn’t be surprised if he fucked llamas and started syphilis. The guy was a colossal screw up. He doesn’t deserve a day of remembrance in his honor.
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    • in the 1600s, who was "finding" syphilis in llamas?
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    • My first thought was not Columbus fucked llamas....my first thought was Emperor Kuzco.
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    • This is as stupid as the hiv thing with monkeys. Not all std's are only transmitable through sex. In fact most std's can be caught through open wounds
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    • Let’s believe everything we hear in a tumblr text post with no citations
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    • Guys. They most likely ate the llama without properly cooking it. Use your heads.
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    • Hahahha. Stupid fucking liberals will jump all over "Evil colonists Christopher Columbus fucked lamas and got cyphillus hahahaha" even though when you point out this is the same situation where HIV was only in monkeys implying Africans fucked them they memory hole you.
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    • that sounds like a 2 man job...three even to fuck a llama
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    • Uncooked llama could transfer it I believe
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    • "Isnt that the guy who fucked a llama?" "Allegedly"
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    • If I'm not mistaken because I'm to lazy to google. Syphilis was in Europe and very common in England. The people who had it were called Pox barers as it was commonly referred to as "The Pox"
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    • Except it did exist among the Indian population for quite some time (just not that common), whoever posted this is a retard. Also syphilis is actually spread by skin contact, it’s just usually associated with intercourse
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    • That is exactly how it happened Columbus fucked sheeps then he fucks women then there’s syphilis
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    • the syphilis bacteria wasn't limited to camelids nor is it limited to sexual contact
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    • Blood, piss, or spit from a llama will do the trick... EX: “Hey guys, lets eat llama” “whoops, I didn’t cook this part enough, it still tastes good though” boom. Infected Llama blood ingested
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    • Oldest case of syphilis was from a little girl in Pompeii, that was before Columbus
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    • I would take at least two people to fuck a llama
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    • Was sheep actually. And yes we contracted syphilis because they were fucking sheep cause there were not many women around
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    • Wait do you mean Christopher the Llama Fucker Columbus? I heard he was a pleasant guy
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    • Yes, I fucked a llama. Is that what you wanted to hear?
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    • So either they got spat on by llamas, or somebody's clapping llama cheeks
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    • I did not have sexual relations with that llama
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    • Or not... aids is a ape disease we got from eating undercooked bushmeat
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    • Llamas spit on people. You could get aids from a llama if it had aids
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    • Wow omg. There was no records of natives having it until Europeans came. It's almost like one of them kept records and the other didnt.
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    • This is just incorrect, you can carry Syphillis without having symptoms and also the native Americans had been exposed to it for years and may been carriers without knowing. Additionally syphilis spreads throughout the body and improperly cooked llama meat can give you the bacteria
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    • I wouldn't be surprised, he was a twisted sack of shit to begin with so he probably did fuck llamas too
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    • You can contract std's from eating the infected animals meat. He probably ate llama meat, same thing happened in Africa when they got aids from eating monkeys
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    • Actually it’s more likely that natives were just about completely immune to it because they evolved alongside the lamas much the same way as white people did with other forms of livestock. It’s why Europeans had a much better immune system, generations of exposure
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    • I’m pretty sure that’s fake bc in my forensics class the teacher told us that in ancient Roman toilets they found a bunch of stds including syphilis
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    • This is not even close to true. There's a big anthropological debate over where syphilis came from and Columbus fucking a llama is not one of the sides.
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    • I came for India but I'm not leaving without them cheeks
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    • This is false. Recent evidence shows it existed in the world as early as the 1100s
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    • I think I downloaded the wrong “emperors new groove”
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    • "We need to talk about..." is the worst and laziest phrase the internet has ever given us. If you see a news article that begins with "We need to talk about", just know that it's not really news
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    • Carl that k*lls people
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    • It is theorized that the native peoples had built an immunity to it. Similar to the way Europeans had built immunities to smallpox and influenza
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    • Spanish noons brought Smallpox so we gave them llama disease, I think its fair
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    • I thought this was somehow an emperors new groove reference but uhhh, looking at this comment section I’m guessing that not what everyone else went to lmao
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    • I'd fuck a llama. What's it gonna say? No?
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    • It was found in 'native's americans. They just didn't call it syphilis. They just passed it off as angry spirits.
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    • Incas: did you just fuck that llama? Inca: yes. *executed* Columbus: did you just fuck that llama? White sailor: yes. Columbus: that's hilarious!
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    • K-U-Z-C-O! KUZCO, KUZCO, LET'S GO!
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    • CAAAAARLLLL
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    • Same thing with AIDS. Nobody was fucking the animals. Butchers accidentally cut themselves. As Dave Chapelle once said “you don’t fuck monkeys and people!”
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    • Could have been one or multiple of his men.
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    • Llama pussy got me actin’ strange
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    • Llamas were not in the Caribnoon islands
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    • Well that is just plane untrue, bones show syphilis and they have found it going way back to the middle ages before America was travelled to
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    • Llamas could have bit the sailors or spit in their eye and transferred the disease that way, y'all are just sickos.
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    • Aids: Guy fucks a monkey. Syphilis: Guy fucks llama. Seems legit.
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    • I remember this in class that Natives were carriers of these diseases but their bodies were adapted to it. The colonists weren’t. It’s like a case of reverse uno card on smallpox.
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    • The wandering trader
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    • If memory serves, most STDs that originated in animals came from undercooked meat.
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    • Were there llamas on Hispaniola?
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    • Went to Peru, fucked a llama, I don’t see the problem.
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    • Llama cheeks got me ACTIN different
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    • Damn Columbustanutinallama
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    • I mean, that’s a straight up lie, but whatever.
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    • It does help that Christopher Columbus didn’t actually ever land in the America’s. He hopped around in the Bahamas looking for gold and slaughtering civilizations in the process
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    • This is very not true, ancient Maya bones dating way before Christopher Colombus was even a twinkle in his great grandaddy's eye show clear evidence of syphilis. You can go see for yourself if you go to a museum instead of tumblr.
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    • I mean Christopher Columbus was already a horrible person, why not a llama fucker too?
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    • So youre telling me that theres a chance we're not speaking German right now because Christopher Columbus fucked a llama?
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    • In World History we had to create a menu of things made with ingredients pre and post Columbian exchange. The list we were given also had diseases on it, but we were told "no syphilis burgers"
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    • We have the AIDS monkey and syphilis llama
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    • Long boat ride
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    • Sometimes that llama pussy slappin
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