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    • No he’s sucking them out
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    • He will never ballin
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    • Speaking of recipes, 1 egg, 2tbsp cocoa powder, and 1/4 cup powdered sugar stirred in a mug for a minute makes a nice mug cake
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    • Bomb cookies: in big mixing bowl add two cubes butter, 3/4 cup sugar 3/4 cup brown sugar and mix. 1t vanilla and 2 eggs and mix. Then in other bowl add 3 cups flower. 1t salt and 1t baking soda. And mix all together. Then add chocolate chips or mnms. Oven on 350 and cook for 8-11 minutes. These
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    • You can beat me til I'm creamy
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    • This man do be spittin doe
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    • Ok but how do I change the color of my campfire
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    • This made me cream my jorts
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    • I've got a bomb cookie recipe, alright? In a bowl mix 2 sticks of butter and 9 eggs with 9 oz of vanilla extract and 8 pounds of almond bark. Then in another bowl you're gonna wanna mix 7 more sticks of butter with 9 pounds confectioners sugar, 5 oz cream cheese and red food dye (they're red velvet)
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    • I'm making a coconut cake for my uncle for father's day guys wish me luck
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    • Tip: dont use white sugar always use brown, cookies come out better in my experience
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    • What's the exact recipe for this?
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    • Supposed to fold em in after combined.
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    • Turns out you're supposed to slice up and cook the cookie dough burritos at the grocery store before you eat them 🤔
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    • Wtf is that first sentence even? Am I retarded?
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    • I'm looking at this while my chocolate chip cookies are in the oven
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    • Melted butter makes your whole life easier while making cookies. Don't just soften it. You can also cook the milk fat in the butter by leaving it on the stove after it's melted and storing occasionally until it turns brown and smells nutty for a different flavor if you feel like it.
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    • Ingredients 2 TBS UNSALTED butter softened 2 TBS brown sugar 1 TBS sugar 1/4 tsp vanilla 1 TBS milk 1/8 tsp salt 6 TBS flour 1/4 cup milk chocolate chips Instructions In a small bowl, cream together your butter and your sugars until mixed. Add in your vanilla and milk and stir to combine. (1/2)
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    • Tumblr fact: tumblr bad idk im tired
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    • TheSticc 19 jun
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    • Raisins > chocolate chips.
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    • You leave the flour out until all other ingredients are mixed. The more you mix it, the worse the batter will be. You want to mix it the bare minimum amount, just until it comes together.
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    • Now I want 🍪
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    • Or they are at the bottom, objections?
      kedokilba 22 jun
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    • I melt the butter first
      mofotyler 22 jun
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    • This is my response everytime I make cookie dough bc if you dont own a hand mixer it takes forever and a half and I begin to doubt it's ever become creamy
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    • Beat until creamy or beat until you cream.
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    • Wrong jimbo those arnt chips...there raisins
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    • they were at the bottom
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    • Why am i laughing
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    • My man eating a bowel of chocolate chips. Living the dream
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    • I just made some peanut butter cookies with crunchy peanut butter and they're fire. I dont have a mixer or anything tho so I had to do it with a fork and my arm got tired as fuck. Also the fork had a square end handle so it dug into my hand and I did not enjoy it
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    • Omg butter sugar and egg have to be creamed first without the flour so you don't over develop the gluten in the flour and end up with shitty brownies
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    • I think the chips were on the bottom, just a theory.
      Ditto_DNA 21 jun
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    • You're not supposed to just fucking throw it all in a bowl and mix
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    • Good luck getting anywhere with that cold ass stick of butter
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    • Mix liquids then solids
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    • “Until creamy” doesnt make sense to me, it never seems creamy cause of the granulated sugar
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    • Y'all need to bake brown butter chocolate chip cookies
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    • Just remember to soften your butter
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    • XIRPRISE 20 jun
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    • Look... You gotta cream the butter with sugar... It doesn't come out right if you don't
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    • one crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one errant twitch
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    • Crawlz 20 jun
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    • I literally made cookies this morning
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    • If you ever combine all the ingredients like that, the texture will not be the same. Mix wet first then dry and then combine.
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    • I dont even get what he said in the first panel
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    • That's why you soften the butter first
      epicgirl8 20 jun
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    • They were at the bottom
      RexMan04 20 jun
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    • This implies he has been eating chocolate chips out of a bowl with a spoon for years~forbidden knowledge
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    • We haven't been able to find a replacement for this meme
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    • Ha ha... butterstock
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    • We seen the first green lantern, the first avsnger, but what about real hero? What about a movie about the First Cookie
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    • Well, if you put them all in at the same time it’ll take longer
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    • I’m eating that raw
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    • Nothing more like chocolate chip cereal
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    • Bro I miss cereal guy
      _xSavage 20 jun
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    • :(
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    • I saw this post years ago on tumblr and thought it was fucking hilarious
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    • They’re underneath everything else
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    • Speaking of recipes, add crushed styrofoam, gasoline, and some dish soap to make a fire sauce.
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    • actually good response for once wtf
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    • This really bothers me because there is an order of addition with cookies you can’t just throw it all in at once
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    • Bruh literally made cookies for the first time yesterday
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    • The chocolate chips could have been at the bottom
      libinih 20 jun
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    • “Beat until creamy”
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    • Just made some homeade nutella brownies with homeade nutella icing today. Yesterday I made mini strawberry pies from scratch. Just been in a baking mood lately.
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    • He do be kind of spittin tho
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    • Does this dummy not know how to make cookies? Cream together butters and sugars, beat in eggs and vanilla, mix in flour, salt, and baking powder, and then fold in chocolate chips. Don’t do it like this, it will splatter everywhere and make a big ass mess
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    • Under?
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    • That implies his bowl is just chocolate chips
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    • Amazing tumblr post
      dug123 20 jun
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    • I can’t even remember what the original meme of this template was
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    • Anyone remember one of oneyngs videos and the desc was how to make kick ass banana bread?
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    • I don’t like chocolate chip in my dough, I put them in after I eat all the dough I don’t wanna bake
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    • Chocolate ruined them.
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    • This is my favorite recipe, 3 eggs, 2 cups of flour 1 live dynamite stick, 1 butter stick. Mix thoroughly and then bake at 419 degrees for about an hour
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    • Wait so he was just eating a bowl of chocolate chips? I wanna do that.
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    • I sometimes eat just chocolate chips and I gotta tell you guys if you don’t you’re missing
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    • Instead of butter use shortening it makes it fluffier
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    • Chocolate chips should be gradually folded in and not added from the start
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    • Alexa, activate cereal magnet
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