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    • It’s a lie, just like the mailman
      Sevorri 24 may
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    • Something something
      Zettour 24 may
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    • My excuse? Almost anything that could make our days easier has been invented. So now in order to create something new you gotta actually be wicked smart.
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    • I didn't drop out of an Ivy league tech school
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    • I actually dont have a garage lol, i live in an apartment. I still do game design, programming and pixel art. The thing is the market is a bit oversaturated so you have to be super unique if you want to stand out
      Darples 24 may
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    • Meth was first created in a single wide trailer, What's your excuse?
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    • *From a garage and a few million dollars
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    • The garage myth is simply that.
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    • they didn't all start in a garage they had rich parents fuck off
      Infinitderp a month
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    • My excuse is that if everyone makes something special then everything will in turn cease being special
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    • How about the several million dollar investments each of these companies got
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    • These were discredited btw, they didn't "just start in a garage" (idk about Disney tho)
      PanSpaz 24 may
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    • Also amazon started in a garage with thousands of dollars from his parents
      Tourelle 24 may
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    • What about you? why don't you do something about your life instead of questioning others you fuck.
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    • Im fucking retarded
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    • Start from a bedroom then
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    • I thought amazon started in a small office room not a garage?
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    • I can't think of a good company name
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    • All of those garages are nicer than my house 😂
      mikekemp a month
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    • I mean Walt Disney helped fund auschwitz so ya know not a great guy
      nobertcrog a month
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    • Also we dont live in the 1900s anymore where you can just start making shit
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    • Notice how apple’s doesn’t have windows
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    • Therapist: "Purple users aren't real, they can't hurt you." Top Comment: Sevorri
      _Sparky_ 25 may
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    • My excuse? Well I live in the 21st century, where there are small businesses around nearly every fucking block. That's like trying to start up a fortnite stream for fucks sake
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    • Yes, the only reason I haven’t started working on a multi billion dollar market-defining algorithm is because I foolishly thought I didn’t have enough space to work on it
      Diloon123 24 may
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    • Tbh it was likely much more easier to start a company back then. Today there are so many more taxes and regulations.
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    • There's no more room for anymore startup companies. It was possible then but now? No chance bromego. If they had tried that in this day and age it wouldn't have taken off.
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    • Because I'm of barely above average IQ I'm no fuckin genius and I'm definitely not gonna start a tech mogul from my garage the best I can do is rebuild your engine
      Cabaleiro 24 may
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    • Amazon definitely did not start there, mans was a vp in an investment bank. His house should be super huge.
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    • I bet Jeff Bezos never had the thought “who knows maybe I’ll become so rich I’ll be able to bail out the Washington Post”
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    • Did you hear about all the other companies that started in a warehouse? Oh wait you didn’t because they died
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    • I'm also not incredibly smart
      MrbTexas 24 may
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    • Really isn’t as simple as “started in a garage” and they’ve all admitted that but media beefs it to sound like they had nothing to start with and that’s somewhat true but it’s also not that simple
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    • We out here living in apartments
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    • WHAT DOES A PURPLE NAME MEAN
      Corcho 24 may
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    • The Amazon one looks like it's owned by a chemistry teacher and druglord
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    • my garage is filled up with random stuff
      girrlohl a month
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    • Where did pornhub start? 🤣🤣
      vegeta045 a month
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    • Kids that live in a house with a garage means that their parents are loaded enough to have them live there without the kids getting a job. So yeah, if I didn’t have a job and just stayed in my parents garage, yeah I’d be rich now
      _Secret a month
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    • They also had money, look at those houses, Not everyone can own houses like that. Besides Disney of course, looks like a crack shed.
      ControlMe a month
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    • Technically Disney was in a shed
      ccrrooxx a month
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    • Google started with 2 room mates talking abt making a Search engine
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    • First we had white users, then we had red users, now we have purple users?
      DoomXYZ 26 may
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    • I got a little girl in my garage. How can I turn that into a multi billion dollar company?
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    • Maybe ur garage can start in a garage u never know
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    • They were also started by people that were brilliant. I have neither a garage or brilliance.
      lagnaf 25 may
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    • My excuse is that I’m not a super genius with a ridiculously high level of natural creativity, artistry, or engineering ability.
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    • If everyone made companies, there would be no middle class to exploit.
      Pup_Ali 24 may
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    • I park my car in it
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    • They were people who were smart as fuck and creative as fuck
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    • Gotta love capitalism
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    • Anyone wanna start a garage?
      SanoBoss 24 may
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    • Not everyone is that fucking smart
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    • I’m pretty sure neither amazon nor Disney started in a garage
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    • Lmao what? Not everyone has some proprietary idea that they can pull out of their ass. Most people are average, and that’s okay
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    • Yeah jay I don’t see your company up there, unverified piece of shit
      P_L_A_I_N 24 may
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    • Most importantly connections, iirc most of them had family in very high positions, and secondly being an adult and having the resources at the right time to take advantage of the relatively simple concepts and technologies that launched all of these into millions.
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    • Shut the fuck up, Jay. What’s YOUR excuse? Where’s your multi billion dollar corporation?
      _Godless 24 may
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    • I started my sex trafficking business in my garage. That’s something, right?
      dgoodner7 24 may
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    • I dont even have my own house, much less a garage for my 2k car.
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    • Its NYC, that's about $100,000 dollars of real estate I don't have.
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    • Verizon was made by a guy just writing a collage paper
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    • How can space mountain fit in that garage???
      jtooch22 24 may
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    • No that garage is where Disney kept the children
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    • I mean, Amazon was started because Bezos's parents gave him a couple hundred thousand dollars, but sure garage startup
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    • Disney has the rapiest garage
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    • The people that started the companies weren't completely fucking retarded
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    • They came up with great ideas and also had the brains to power it. They were smart men.
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    • My excuse is the regulatory capture of the market by mega corporations who lobby a monopoly on arbitration to restrict smaller businesses. And the rampant idea monopolization disguised as property rights.
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    • Tf you mean what’s my excuse wtf is your excuse
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    • So does my meth lab
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    • Well those companies exist now, so best case scenario your company gets bought by one of them
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    • Those people all had nice houses
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    • I'm not a damn genius
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    • I don't have any real skills.
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    • This huge companies started in *insert stock photo of a garage* what’s your excuse
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    • Or a fucking house!
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    • Ya but they were also the geniuses of a generation... sorry I'm not so intelligent I end up teaching classes at Harvard while attending xd
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    • What about James charles, oh wait I forgot, he does it in a garbage can
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    • my lease prevents businesses starting on the property
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      TravieC a month
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    • Corporations own everything and any new invention you make will be stolen and copyrighted
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    • But that’s where I make my meth
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    • Disney started in a shed not a garage
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    • It's hard to start Google if Google is already started
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    • I live in a trailer, so I guess I’ll go fuck myself then
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    • Nintendo used to be a taxi service and a motel for hookers
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    • I live in a house that used to have a garage, but the previous owners turned it into a room.
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    • Actually, Google was started out of a basement, not a garage... I used to live in Larry Page's house after he lived there and the basement looked like shit.
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    • Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard already having experience working with computers and his parents were rich. He had zero risk when starting Microsoft because If Microsoft failed he still had his parents wealth to fall back on.
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    • Also they are probably really smart
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    • Disney didn’t start in a garage. Walt and Roy were artists at various places until deciding to open their own studio.
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    • And they didn't have to deal with major corporations choking small businesses
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    • They are monopolies that already have near total control of the market? No?
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