• There's two types of girls in this
world.
The one on the left be sleep by 9
because she gotta be up early for
her bank teller job at Wells Fargo.
The one on the right is
unemployed.
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    • I prefer smaller ones because those long ass ones look stupid
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    • Left over right, trying to hold ya hand not edward scizor hands
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    • Long nails look ghetto AF. She's probably named Shaniqua, fat as shit, has 4 kids by 4 different baby daddies, has been on welfare since birth, is rude AF, has a nappy family dollar weave, has EBT card, hates white people, smokes newports and rides public transportation.
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    • The one on the right belong to the streets
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    • Can any chick answer this question for me. How you all wipe your ass with those fingernails?
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    • And it shows. Ones driving her own car and the others in the passenger seat lol
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    • The longer ones hurt more in my butt
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    • Or the third option: those of us who do our nails at home cuz in no world can I justify spending $40+ a week on my fingernails when I can buy a $3 bottle of nail polish that will last years
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    • Honestly you even do anything with your hands with that long of fingernails? I don’t think it’s even possible to perform any kind of job with that shit
      ThotBoss 29 jun
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    • I hate this fake nail crap. Can’t girls leave one part of their appearance natural?
      Wherever 29 jun
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    • How do she wipe?
      legacy25 29 jun
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    • The one on the right gets five checks a month just sitting at home
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    • What about the ones who just paint there nails like a normal person =_=
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    • What about those of us with naked nails?
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    • Bitches still need welfare and government cheese but can get pictures of their kids on their 4 inch nails? 🤔
      Octops 29 jun
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    • Idk how girls like the one on the right do it. I've gotten acrylics once, a little longer than the one on the left n couldn't do shit till I ripped those hoes off
      Octopuppy 29 jun
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    • AmerikanKarnage I hate long nails, how tf do you do anything
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    • The one on the right is bitching that the car her boyfriend bought her isn't cute enough for her to pick up her friends in.
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    • How about neither? I want a girl with well trimmed nails I’m not looking at your hand when I’m holding it I’m looking at YOU
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    • Right rides a shitty old car with bald ass tires that Haven't been replaced in a long time despite getting child support checks from at least 2 different dudes, ebt balance of $800 a month, fat ass kids always fighting other kids at the parties, she had a minimum wage job a fast food place but
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    • But long nails are soooo hot
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    • If I ever have fake nails (and I've only had them once) I will get them just slightly longer than my actual nail, like the left one in the picture.
      _Tae 29 jun
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    • The ones on the lefts are tops and the ones on the right are bottoms
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    • Right is so fucking nasty and unattractive. I just wish girls would have regular nails instead of painting them or growing them long
      Wulfe 30 jun
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    • What about the girls who don’t do their nails because they’d get in the way of gaming? XD
      LadySith 29 jun
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    • The one on the left has a car, the one on the right gotta be a passenger
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    • I usually keep my nails short, but if I'm going on vacation for more than a few days, I'll get long ones to treat myself!!
      LilahBaby 29 jun
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    • I like them just a bit longer than the ones on the left since I love the tap tap tap
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    • Yall guys on here love to hate women
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    • The ones on the right help them eat hot chips. They make them easier to get them from the bottom of the bag
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    • pastel_colored_baby see what I mean
      Keepquiet 29 jun
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    • Left: is in the driver seat... right: is passages seat
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    • Long nails are fucking disgusting. Your retarded if you say otherwise. You can’t change my mind
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    • The left one is white and the right one is black
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    • They’re just nails. Also a bank teller isn’t a great job lol
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    • Actual nail gang
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    • I like how it checks out considering the left pic is in the driver's seat and the right is in a passenger seat lol
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    • Am I like the only guy who likes girls with long nails? Like you can have them and not be a ho, they just get a bad wrap cause hos have them.
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    • the one on the right closes her hand 30 times every time she speak
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    • Can’t stand girls in the right picture
      fuck_boy 30 jun
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    • I’m neither cuz I don’t think I could care less about my nails.
      mela 29 jun
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    • right is professional thot
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    • Girls be trying to wear nails like in pic 2 but type in a quiet office. Click clacking loud af
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    • I don’t understand long nails. Are they not super inconvenient?
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    • And girls with no nails. Those girls are lesbians with anxiety.
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    • u forgot the lesbians
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    • What about the ones who just dont
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    • The one on the right is fucking gross
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    • And you guys can’t get either
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    • Long nails scratch your balls when she’s giving you a handjob
      Osallo 29 jun
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    • Nah she employed we just don’t talk about what she does
      Maxyt2646 30 jun
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    • You know what they say, long nails dirty asshole.
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    • On the right has no job and complains that her baby daddy doesn’t make enough money
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    • Imagine a girl with long nails slipping a finger in your butthole
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    • I'm a guy, so I probably don't understand this well, but I feel like long nails is a bad tradeoff. Sure, they may be convenient in specific scenarios like scraping off stickers or opening packages, but they're also very unnattractive, huge, and would consequently get in the way a lot.
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    • God that’s looks so ugly I don’t know why people do it
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    • One on the right is a c*nt
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    • Imagine getting a hand job from the one of the right but she accidentally moves her hand some weird way and chops your dick right off
      Bogfoor 29 jun
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    • The one on the right is definitely unemployed, “periodt poo.”
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    • What about those of us who can’t stop biting our nails. Seriously how do I stop doing that shit
      Cozed 2 jul
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    • What about neither
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    • The right one looks ugly af
      BrnFaria 29 jun
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    • I bite my nails and I don't keep them long
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    • The girl on the right at heart but the girl on the left in practice
      itsCai 30 jun
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    • Ah yes, the two types of girls
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    • All I’m saying is the one on the left is in the driver seat, and the one on the right is in the passenger seat of a car, nuff said
      TheSpoi 30 jun
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    • Big nails is off putting for me
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    • Actually the one on the right likely works at the DMV
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    • i hate girls with them fugly ass long nails, you tellin me you wanna come finger my pussy and then showing up with those fucking manticore talons
      Kasagure 30 jun
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    • I like medium coffin nails (mine are natural) I think they look pretty
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    • What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails
      pisspot35 30 jun
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    • People with long nails deserve to have their fingers broken. And the person on the left has nice hands. I ain’t afraid to say it. Hands located
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    • I can’t paint my nails with my job, but I don’t mind cause I don’t like to anyway
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    • One on the right thinks she’s too cute for a free but older car
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    • Honestly dont like either for myself. I prefer rounded nails over anything
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    • MeepieSheepie
      The one on the right has three kids from different dads and works at McDonald's. The one on the left is accurately described.
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    • Or how bout neither? And have normal fucking nails.
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    • How do they swipe their ass
      ArrowC 29 jun
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    • There’s a third one too. Their nails are so short they’re basically non-existent.
      Dawn_808 29 jun
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    • One is driving, the other is a passenger to a sugar daddy probably.
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    • Left: clean butt. Right: still poopy
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    • Left is a stable woman that can cook, clean, take care of the kids. Right is a thot
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    • I call those long nails eagle talons
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    • Nah. The one on the right is a kindergarten teacher in Brooklyn.
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    • There are two types of women in the world Tellers at wells Fargo and the unemployed
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    • if your fingernail taps your screen every time you touch it, your fingernail is too long.
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    • Thumb ring 🤢🤢🤢
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    • Remember gentleman, shaved kitty is a busy kitty. Grass don’t grow on a busy street. Sharing words of wisdom
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    • How you wipe your ass with the nails on the right?
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    • How do they even use their phones?
      Curvz 29 jun
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    • What about girls that have short nails like me because they actually care about their K/D ratio? I'm not about to let long, unruly nails hit incorrect keys when I'm in a life or death situation.
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    • Where’s that meme of drake looking away from long nails but looking towards normal ones?
      ItsTheOne 29 jun
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    • Or just don’t wear fake nails
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    • My bf likes when I get long nails he likes for me to run my fingers thru his hair and draw on his back at night
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    • My girlfriend got long nails once, similar to ones on the right and she fucked up my back. She doesn’t get them anymore
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    • The one on the right has a hard time cleaning her ass
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    • The one on the right is the bitching 20 to 30 yr black chick who thinks she is a gangster it also belongs to a grisly rich old lady, or the rich women who have short hair
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    • All i can think of, is the amount of shit behind the long nails
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