• There's no limit to a child's
imagination? My 2 year old is yelling at
me for taking too big of a bite from her
pretend sandwich and she can't make
another one because we're all out of
pretend bread.
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    • then go buy her another god damn pretend loaf
      Xylon 27 jul
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    • Damn ppl really be struggling rn, can't even afford imaginary bread anymore
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    • Well done be so goddamn greedy. Shit. Gotta drive to the fuckin imaginary store... And you KNOW my imaginary car is almost out of imaginary gas!!! You know it may have been an imaginary sandwich, but you’re a real bitch.
      YourGuyCy 27 jul
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    • Can’t have shit in imaginary Detroit
      Tevolo 27 jul
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    • Well now you have to go out to the pretend store and buy her some more pretend bread
      TheScoot 27 jul
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    • The kid when she hears there’s no bread
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    • You’re laughing, the pretend economy is in shambles and you’re laughing
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    • My 3 yo asked me this morning if I was going to "give him puke for dinner" and I was stunned... I.. you.. WTF!?
      zerosober 27 jul
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    • Now we gotta go to the pretend store and pay them some pretend money and that's gonna cost us some pretend gas in our pretend car
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    • Sounds toxic to me.. I’d dump her.
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    • Tell he to get a pretend job
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    • Pretend communism limits pretend rations
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    • The mom: can we just go buy more pretend bread? The kid: you got pretend bread money?
      thiqboi 27 jul
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    • I eat pretend dinner every night
      Mizusaki 27 jul
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    • Well, it sounds like you guys might be out of real bread often lol
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    • My friends toddler got very mad that I ,the man holding her in the pool to stop her from drowning, was taking up the water
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    • Buy her some more bread you monstrous fuck
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    • That shits expensive man. Should have just left her to her sandwich
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    • Now we gotta pretend this is a real story.
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    • Got 5 kids. 2 year olds are not processing or thinking that way at that age. This is clearly one of those “I’m not smart so I’ll make my kid look smart but also dumb at the same time because it makes me feel better about ruining their lives with crap DNA “ type of things.
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    • Have you watched that Robin Williams movie Pan where they were pretending to eat food from their empty bowls? That was my favorite part
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    • I couldnt even speak at 2...
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    • Been there but with tea. My daughter told me I drink like a cow she’s never seen a cow.
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    • So the limit is bread
      jshea 27 jul
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    • Kid be like
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    • My kid had bubble wrap, says "look what I can do", proceeds to act like she's cracking her neck, pops the bubble wrap at the same time, then immediately falls to the floor face down.... hilarious as shit
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    • Well I’m laughing now because this moronic child’s limitless imagination has a limited amount of bread in it.
      beatfeat 28 jul
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    • Use birth control
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    • Pretend smack that kid across the head
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    • Ooga booga, your child is realistic
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    • Little kids commit to the role!
      lovegum 27 jul
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    • Teach her how to make pretend bread and then she can have unlimited amounts
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    • Well now you have to go plant some pretend wheat, to pretend grow, pretend harvest, pretend thresh, pretend grind, pretend mix with eggs water and yeast, pretend knead, pretend let rise, pretend bake and pretend slice.
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    • There's a limit to the pretend bread apparently.
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    • Go buy some
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    • Sounds like my kid
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    • Lol
      hdhehds 27 jul
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    • Even imaginationland has fallen on hard times.... Rough world we live in....
      snikrep48 27 jul
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    • Zental 27 jul
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    • tell her to get an imaginary job so she can by imaginary bread
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    • (sigh)
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    • Sounds like there’s many limits, such as being unable to imagine more bread
      jakekfc21 28 jul
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    • If she was anything like my mother-in-law she'd pretend cuss you out for making her go to pretend walmart to buy more pretend bread.
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    • Pretend Dad went out to get some...
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    • That sounds like a pretty limited amount of imagination wtf
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      99ballons 27 jul
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    • Well why the fuck did you take such a big bite like it was your sandwich. Pretty inconsiderate if you ask me...
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    • Honestly that seems more imaginative. Like he can’t make another pretend sandwich if he doesn’t go to the pretend store to get more pretend bread. Total immersion. Total Recall.
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    • Well she isnt old enough to drive to the imaginary store to get more!
      Mtg_EDH 27 jul
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    • It's a good thing I bought this backup loaf beforehand
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    • Can't have shit in Detroit
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    • Go behind the wall and grab a hunk you just made
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    • Is she an imaginairy student?
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    • when we were little me and my brother had a very serious argument about a pretend banana because i took it and wouldn’t give it back. my mom came out and just said “pretend there’s 2” problem solved
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    • So there is a limit to her imagination
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    • Well why did you take such a big bite
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    • Pull out a loaf and make another one from the mom & dad pantry
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    • Kids literally just mimic the environment they're in.
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    • Dick
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    • Ah how the turntables...
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    • How can u not like kids? Heheh love this shit
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    • I feel like that’s the exact definition of a limit
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    • If there's no more imaginary bread then it sounds like there is a limit to their imagination
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    • Boy If you don’t take your ass to the real cabinet and grab some pretend bread and make another sandwich
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    • imagine not stocking up on pretend bread and having the AUDACITY to take a huge bite out of the last sandwich
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    • What imaginary ingredients do you think was on her imaginary sandwich?
      Stolenii 27 jul
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    • The real jokes are in the comments
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    • Why the question mark, jackass?
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    • Sounds like there is a limit... bread
      chc_bear 27 jul
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    • I want to eat pretend ass
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    • So take her to the pretend store... can't let her starve
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    • Did you not go to the pretend store before?
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    • sounds like there is a limit.. pretend bread
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    • Sounds like a millennial complaining about boomers
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    • Gotta admire her commitment to the bit tho ngl. In the meantime, tell that bitch to get a pretend job then!
      kirby_b8 27 jul
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    • She's already living the broke life.
      rymondo17 27 jul
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    • Seems to me like there was a limit to her imagined bread
      Ehsper 27 jul
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    • I read it as no limit to child immigration, I was very confused about the sandwich and bread
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    • that's just a woman who will be a great wife and make her husband misserable
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    • Kid stories are funny but having kids is fucking terrible.
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    • Do you think pretend money grows on pretend trees???
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    • Reason #3547936 I’m not having children
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    • The fact she cant imagine more bread surely indicates a lack of imagination
      NonPCPete 27 jul
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    • Why is the first part a question?
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    • Tell her you’re going to the pretend store and never come back
      Kippre 27 jul
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    • You better get your ass to the pretend store and buy her another fucking pretend loaf.
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    • Well, get her some new goddamn pretend bread.
      Umbrex 27 jul
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    • If your kid is out of imaginary sandwhich fixings, then you best get your ass to the imaginary grocery store and get them some damn imaginary ingredients!
      Skootz 27 jul
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    • Now there’s no more imaginary food to go around and we’ll all imaginary DIE, you non-imaginary BITCH!
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    • Thought it fucking said chad instead of child
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    • Children are toxic
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    • God Carolyn you bitch. Why you take such big bites
      MHead 27 jul
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    • You bastard
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    • Kids are just young schizo
      Bruno 27 jul
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    • daddieo 27 jul
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    • Out of imaginary bread, can’t have shit in Detroit
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