• THERE'S A BOMB ON THE Bus!!!
NATE, FLIP THE RED
SWITCH THEN PULL THE RED KNOB!
EVERYONE STAY CALM!
MY HUSBAND AND ARE POLICE oFFICERS!
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LASTLY, CuT THE WIRE
WITH THE DATE OF OUR ANNIVERSARY!
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    • The wife planted it. It was a test. How else would she know how to defuse it
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    • Its a ticking time bomb either way
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    • It was all a setup. Don't worry though. It's completely real, but at least if he guesses wrong it's not his problem anymore.
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    • Imagine if he disarms it and she goes "That's not our anniversary"
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    • Technically its a no lose situation, you get it right no more bomb get it wrong and suddenly it doesn't matter
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    • I’m gonna be honest when I get married if my husband forgets our Anniversary I’m not gonna be that mad because we all forget stuff sometimes also I wouldn’t let that happen because I would be constantly reminding him of the dates of everything lol
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    • This is a thing of the past. Guys don’t forget anniversaries a more. They have just reached a level of “I put up with too much shit this year” and then just decide not to do anything about it until divorce is on the table.
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    • Mixed race couple
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    • My birthday is on the 8th of February
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    • Ay, my birthday is February 7th (:
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    • Throw it out the window
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    • I don’t really care about anniversary dates, as long as you remember my birthday. That’s all that matters to me
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    • She planted it
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    • Either you’re right or its not your problem anymore
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    • February 7th is my birthday
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    • Because Police Officers are trained to defuse bombs
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    • You can explode or you can get murdered, but you gotta pick one.
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    • Cut the red one
      Lesbians 6 sep
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    • The 7th is my birthday so it's gotta be the 8th
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    • Its May
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    • Women are always the terrorist
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    • Red
      4Pep 6 sep
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    • She played him like a damn fiddle
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    • But why would she say that anyways? Dumb bitch
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    • Wow more boomer humor
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    • It would be funnier if it was Feb 7 and like Aug 22
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    • If your pissy about one day in a life or death situation, well I don't know what to tell you
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    • Mine is November 21st, 2017 at 2:04pm so not all guys forget, only ones who don’t care
      icywing 8 sep
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    • Feb 8th is my ex girls bday. I fucking miss her so much.
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    • Idk why he’s worried. Either he gets it right or he’s dead anyways
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    • This is why mine is engraved on my wedding band
      Saardor 8 sep
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    • Their anniversary is the 9th
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    • that means his wife set a bomb on a bus
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    • Either I get it right and we’re all happy or suddenly it’s not my problem anymore
      CJP77 8 sep
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    • February 8th is the anniversary of when I got hit by a car and lost my future in sports.
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    • Just pick one. If you’re right you live and she’s happy but if you’re wrong you get to die
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    • What she gets for race mixing
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    • Actually there shouldn't be any pressure. If you pick wrong you die and won't deal with the nagging. If you pick right she is grateful you remember.
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    • Nate gang wya
      TackSoup 8 sep
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    • Women be like
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    • If they are both cops and married, then who beats whom?
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    • She did that on purpose.
      Zilous 8 sep
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    • In these situations why dont you just chuck the bomb out the fucking window?
      GwaGwaBa 8 sep
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    • There's a gas leak in my house
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    • Police don’t know how to disarm a bomb automatically
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    • Feb. 7 is my birthday
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    • It's a win win he pick wrong they die if not they are good and happy
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    • If you get it wrong its just not your problem anymore
      Gerralt 7 sep
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    • Feb 8th is my birthday
      yuOink 7 sep
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    • Bro my name is Nate.
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    • or here's a thought cut em both at the exact same time and make a prayer that the bomb deactivates before it has a chance to explode
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    • Its a secret green wire underneath a hidden panel. Those two wires are a trap
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    • I don’t understand why people wouldn’t be able to remember that. It’s like remembering a birthday.
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    • Why Isn’t she doing it
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    • My boyfriend and I just celebrated our 2 year anniversary on Friday. Can't believe it's been 2 years already. Feels like a few months but also feels like forever.
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    • Imagine not knowing your anniversary
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    • Just throw the bomb off the bus?
      SaiKanso 7 sep
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    • It's a win win. Either he disarms it, or suddenly it won't matter anymore.
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    • If my bf forgets our anniversary by ONE day, im nit gonna give af?? He still fuckin remembered it, its a little off so fuckin what
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    • What the fuck was this movie called with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?!
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    • The problem with this is the mixed race couple. Disgusting sub humans
      nosjw 7 sep
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    • July 15th. Always remember men
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    • She made the bomb
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    • Either you get it right and she’s happy, or you get it wrong and suddenly it’s not your problem anymore
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    • The joke is that hes not dare going to ask
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    • Police officers ain't trained to defuse bombs unless they want to be part of the bomb squad. Source: Bro Trust Me
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    • Plot twist: She planted the bomb
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    • Made ours Halloween. Can’t forget that.
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    • My dad forgets the day of my birthday, so I’m used to people forgetting important dates to me.
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    • See, I remember both the day we met and the day we made it official, I don’t expect my fiance to remember any of those dates because he’s working extremely hard to make sure we can have a stable life together where I can pursue my dream of owning my own veterinary clinic. Why make it harder for him?
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    • Hey you either get it right or it's simply not your problem anymore it's a win win
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    • Women out here freak out over anniversaries, I barely remember my own birthday
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    • Hey feb 8th is my bday c:
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    • "Okay google, remind me at midnight every year on February 7th that its our anniversary"
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    • Just throw it out the window
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    • Ni&&3r
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    • Either he gets it right or it’s not his problems anymore. Either way he wins 🤷🏻
      DKF553 7 sep
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    • Lol that's my birthday
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    • mixed couple...cringe 🤮
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    • Cut both
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    • Aye blue is my birthday
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    • That’s my birthday
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    • I'm good forever. Mine is 8/8 haha
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    • Considering he touched a red knob and switch. I'm guessing its the red wire.
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    • my anniversary is february 5th lol
      mentis98 6 sep
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    • Wtf kind of bomb is that?
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    • Just throw it out the back idiot
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    • It's Jan 10 for me.
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    • Go for blue bc she’s wearing blue
      Corcho 6 sep
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    • just cut one bro, you're dead either way
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    • They obviously got married at 12:00 so it would be hard to tell if its the next day or the present day
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    • And he's on the couch tonight
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    • Police don't know how to defuse bombs... thats bomb squad stuff
      Himedo15 6 sep
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    • My parents anniversary is the 8th or the 10th, maybe the 9th of February.
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    • I mean my girl and I both don't remember the exact day we met. We don't really care. It was sometime in December that we got together so we can just pick a day that is good for us.
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    • I mean, if he gets it wrong he wont have to worry about it 🤷
      Muteba 6 sep
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    • Youre either right, or its no longer your problem
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    • Mine is difficult to remember, we started out as friends and then one day we realized we were dating. So we just picked a day around the beginning, but im pretty sure its changed once or twice
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