• THERE'S 100 DICKS ON A WALL, HOW MANY ARE
YOU CHOKING ON2
THEN YOU MUST BE A
ES
WHAT? NONE
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    • 200, momma didn't raise a quitter
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    • Ngl, this one was actually pretty good.
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    • When the guy replies to the question he is fooled in how he responds, he says "none" because he wants to say he sucked 0 d!cks but the question is how many did he choke on, so by saying "no" you're saying you didnt choke on any, just as a pro would have
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    • I believe that’s called checkmate
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    • Choking on all to make them feel good about themselves!
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    • 1000 dicks on the wall? Is that where my cock is?
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    • My coworker tried to get me with this the other day, caught him off gaurd when my response was "101 depending on how you're feeling"
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    • I got 2 kittens today guys
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    • A hundred and one.
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    • It’s a trap don’t answer, if u say none ur a pro dick sucker, if u say all your still a dick sucker
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    • I've been reading this for a while, someone please explain this to me, I'm and idiot so please dont scream at me
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    • I still love this meme format...
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    • Wow how is no one tired of this one marvel meme format
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    • "If I washed my dick, would you suck it" "No" "Oh, so you're a dirty cocksucker?"
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    • Bruh, i have never heard of this, imma use this against all my friends. Thank you
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      Krystal 7 jul
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    • “Who’s choking now, bitch?!”
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    • I dont get it
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    • Cringe
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    • LMFAO finally a funny one
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    • I prefer the term dick extraordinaire!
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    • Well that’s impressive
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    • Guys he didn't choke on any of them he has no gag reflex he's a pro
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    • I thought it said ducks and I was very confused
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    • I haven't heard this one since like middle school
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    • MudkipFact! Wouldn’t that make you, GAY??
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    • Would you call me a “Karen”?: today I went to subway. Ordered my sandwich through the speaker. Pulled up to the window. The girl threw open the window and said my total. I gave her my card and she gave it back then gave me my good. I said “thank you so much” and she didn’t say a word and just shut
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    • I don’t think mine is up there. if it was, then I missed the small objects then.
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    • I told my boyfriend this and his response was, “huh professional? Oh fuck you”
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    • This is the best meme of this I’ve seen
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    • People still use this app... bye af
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    • I don’t get it.
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    • Always thought the logic behind this joke was just lazy
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    • Cas! You got another feature! Good shit! Definitely one of my favorite accounts
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    • Oh great gods of this comment section, bless me with your knowledge on what the meme meant, oh great ones!
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    • What an odd ability
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    • Haven't heard this in over 10 years oh shit you just took me back 😂🤣
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    • Why are they on the wall?
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    • You ever suck a cock you didn't like?
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    • Back to back same template 👹
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    • I dont choke. Hmu 😉😉
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    • Tried this on my gf, she said none we've never had sex should I be worried?
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    • Got him coach sucker did not even se it coming
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    • What Is This From
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    • I am chocking on the square root of 3 dicks.
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    • I believe that is end game my friend🧐
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    • Middle school roast
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    • Literally my favorite
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    • Hahahahahahaha
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    • I’m not choking because three of them are in my ass
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    • probably 2 i can’t imagine fitting a third one
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    • That one sus dude: all of em bro
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    • Oh, so you're mixed? Yea so I identify as being black. But if you identify as white, you'd get all that privilege
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    • 0 because they're all up your ass
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    • Would you suck my my dick if I washed it? "No" YOU DIRTY COCK SUCKER lol
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    • Does your mom know you’re gay? Yes or no
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    • lol there wouldn’t be much of a way outta that one. It’s like asking someone of they’re gay and then asking them if their parents know if they’re gay.
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