• There is nothing more disheartening
than pretending to sleep next to your
toddler for what feels like an eternity,
hoping they finally
1
fell asleep and
then opening
your eyes only to see
them staring right at you like a serial
killer
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    • Especially when you dont have any kids
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    • This is a dumb post for I funny because half of us aren’t aloud to be near kids 😎
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    • And then they sneeze directly into your eyeballs
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    • Rovert881 28 jun
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    • Or to wake up in the middle of the night to see your child standing next to you staring at you....👀
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    • Staring at you like...
      matt55 28 jun
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    • If I see anymore zootopia rabbit undergarments I reckon I am going to have to file a complaint with the local district.
      Plain 28 jun
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    • My daughter does this to me all the time. Especially in the early early morning when it’s way to early to be up and I’m trying to put her back to sleep.
      macdeala 28 jun
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    • " I throwd up"
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    • Nah they be staring at you like this matt55
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    • Idk man, I think its be pretty disheartening when you hide the last popsicle in the fridge somewhere from your siblings, but it’s gone when you go and decide to get it
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    • Chirin 28 jun
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    • Then they start giggling like an idiot
      mela 28 jun
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    • When I was little I was a bed wetter and one night I wet the bed so I climbed into bed with my parents.. woke up to my dad screaming at me cause I also wet their bed and he was laying in it
      Carlislee 29 jun
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    • White Steve Harvey
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    • There is nothing more disheartening than having a kid*
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    • Or they are gone
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    • Not gonna lie I remember doing this to my mom a couple times
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    • PorkSword 28 jun
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    • What about when you go to drink the last soda and someone else already drank it
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    • kanep0e 1 jul
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    • If you have a kid that won't go to sleep all you have to do is sneak a melatonin gummy into their fruit snacks
      CatOrgy 28 jun
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    • That shit hit close to home. My ex had a two year old and I was usually the one who put her down to sleep. That an accurate description of how it feels.
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    • Mother problems... Having a penis gives you a free pass to fall asleep infront of the t.v. with your hand down your pants snoring loud enough that every kid withen 3 blocks is hiding in thier basement afraid that bears are running loose.
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    • Damn I hate fucking kids
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    • As the oldest of 6 kids who helps out with the younger kids I can relate to this
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    • It’d be disheartening to see a toddler in my bed at this age
      cooming 28 jun
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    • Why make the kid nap? If it ain’t tired, it’s not tired. Just let it run around like a retard some more
      Manimal 28 jun
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    • Sounds cute, they're just looking at their favorite person
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    • Is this how we then ended up getting that Japanese commercial with the father finding out when coming home early and seeing the dinner?
      PFox 28 jun
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    • This is the earliest I’ve ever been for features.
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    • Fuck Canada!
      kanep0e 1 jul
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    • I hated that phase. Like, little dude, go the fuck to SLEEP
      Nixxed 29 jun
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    • Just checking if you were faking dad like okay thanks shitball
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    • I read this out loud to my mom and she went “yep. Been there done that. Also opened my eyes and you were gone”
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    • Or when you end up falling asleep for a few minutes and wake up to find them sneaking out of the bed while watching you to make sure you're still asleep
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    • 47sFinest 28 jun
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    • As a parent, there is nothing false about this post
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    • Every time
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    • I’m early, where’s the porn
      K0LEY0SIS 28 jun
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    • buzz86 29 jun
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    • It really just be like 😉😳
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    • My parents used to lay down to take a nap with my little cousins. My parents would say “if I go to sleep you can get up”. A few times the kids would ask if they were asleep yet.
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    • They know
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    • Can confirm
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    • I
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    • Especially when the wife took the kid
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    • Guys I got my netherite sword today!
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    • Yup
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    • i think the feature team forgets ifunny is a bunch of single dudes
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    • Kids are the worst
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    • iceskimo_ 28 jun
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    • Fuck toddlers. I hate toddlers. KiII all toddlers.
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    • Condoms are a pretty cheap method to avoiding this
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    • Big bro here! Feel free to chat with me in the comments or privately I'm always eager to listen to anything negative or positive so the more the merrier!
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    • Join Vappy's Aquarium! It's a furry discord server with a very accepting community. The vanity code is fQUncF3, and we are looking for new members! Cya there!
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    • That's why you do the 'my eyes aren't open, but I can still see you' trick
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    • And that's why we teach our kids to sleep in their own bed by themself!
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    • This is so true🤣🤣🤣
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    • MyGuyMax 1 jul
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    • I remember the patting, the endless patting....
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    • My kitten does this
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    • That's the day they growed up
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    • Don’t sleep with your kids , teach them to stay I. Their room alone in the dark regardless of outside noise and whatever you’re doing that’s how I was trained and now I sleep amazing lmao
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    • I never let me kids even sleep in the same room as me. Even when they were first born. As they grow up to be toddlers they are gonna depend on you to be around in order for them to go to sleep
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    • Lol
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    • Staring at you like:
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    • Currently putting my kid to bed..... doing the exact same thing....... started at 11 PM it's now 11:50pm
      davodus7 1 jul
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    • I do this with my boyfriend when he thinks he wore me out 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      bebe324 1 jul
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    • Lol or rolling over them on them and k!lling them lol haha
      NVBenny 1 jul
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    • Truth
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    • I couldn’t sleep one night and walked in on my mom sucking off my dad
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    • I can relate! LM AO!!
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    • that's when you bop that little fucker in his soft spot for actin tough
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    • My dad didn’t pretend. He always fell asleep and started snoring so fucking loud so fucking quickly that I had to keep waking him up constantly for him to shut up. Thats how you learn how to fall asleep
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    • I hate kids
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    • When I was a kid I was a huge bitch so I would just watch my mom sleep while overthinking what would happen if I wanted a snack at 4am
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    • This is why I dont have kids. Nasty lil financial burdens
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    • When I wake up next to a baby, everyone just gets pissed and tells me they’re calling the cops to take me out of the daycare.
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    • A toddler shouldn’t need to be put to sleep like this. Some kids are hard though
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    • I used to stand at the side of my dad’s bed while he slept in the dark and whisper “Dad. Dad. Dad.” I’m shocked he never accidentally punched me.
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    • Yep
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    • Add evil laugh 5 seconds later, or learning the word whisper while yelling it at 3 am and I can feel it
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    • Shoulda just took the shot in the mouth
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    • This is spot on. So true. So true. One of the small things I do not miss about my kids being young. It is funny now, but man, it is really hard when you keep laying there and they keep on not going to sleep.
      beinor 30 jun
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    • My dad did this with me and literally the only reason I didn’t fall asleep is cuz this huge adult is sleeping next to me in my kids sized bed. Get tf out😂. I can’t sleep.
      TheAppa 30 jun
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    • Obviously the baby is wondering why his dumbass mom is pretending to be sleep
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    • Image waking up from a dead sleep only to see eyes staring back at you. "And that's when I punch the child your honor.
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    • I try to fake sleep and end up falling asleep next to my sons crib. Waking up to him tapping my head laughing
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    • Thankful for not having kids🙏
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    • Couldn’t be further from the truth
      Dr_5atan 29 jun
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    • M0q8 0
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    • For a second I thought her username was Kids_Lubed
      Scoopsie 29 jun
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    • There is nothing more disheartening to hear that someone thinks it's creepy that their toddler is staring at them. Like who else would you want them to look at.
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    • Imagine having kids.
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