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    • With that logic, you shouldnt fear anything cause endgame is a ghost and then you can just hurt whatever killed you
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    • nibble 20 apr
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    • Could I fuck a ghost?
      Snoop 22 apr
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    • Ghost: *disimbowels me* ghost: “why is boss music playing?”
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    • They should make a movie where a group of people get haunted by a ghost of a little girl, and at the end, the ghost is about to kill them, the main dude is like "try it bitch, if you kill me I'll knock your fucking teeth out" and the ghost is like "shit, I hadn't thought of that"
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    • I’ve been thinking, of a ghost can touch you then you can touch it. Like who gonna win, a 200 lb dude or a dead ass no weight
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    • My ghost is annoying he keeps me up all night whispering in the corner of my room and saying hey oh and that bitch turns on the water in my bathroom damn ghost water bill is going to be expensive.
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    • Yeah there's a joke like that, "you know why ghosts never kill people? Because then it would be a really awkward eternity"
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    • This is oddly comforting...
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    • Killed by a ghost so I can fight a ghost. Nah. Im fucking that ghost
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    • If I was killed by a ghost I would kill the ghost that killed my ass again
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    • Or you have a stand
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    • If a ghost is able to touch/hurt you that means you can touch them, so they better be ready to catch these hands
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    • There’s a ghost that lives in the crawl space on top of my closet and I’m just waiting for him to start some shit
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    • Ghost is super effective against itself.
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    • Ghost: *kills me* Me: *ghost comes out of my body and starts cracking my knuckles* Game on, bitch nigga
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    • If ghost kills me mf best be ready to catch these ethereal hands.
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    • The phrase "it's fucking on" implies that, as a ghost too, I can fuck another ghost, and no one can stop me
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    • I don’t get ghosts. Like...why would you stay after you’re dead?
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    • There’s that one episode of supernatural where a powerful ghost kills people, then their ghosts stick around and the powerful ghost feeds off them
      Tech64 20 apr
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    • Lesson 4: pay your respects
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    • PorkSword 20 apr
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    • If it can kill me I can fuck it
      mmmmmmok 20 apr
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    • How the fuck is this a shower thought
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    • Yea but what if it's a fuckin demon or some shit cause after I die I'm not fighting that mf
      Verve 20 apr
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    • Bro that would be fucking awkward if a ghost killed you and your ghost was just kinda like. The hell man?
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    • If a ghost killed me I'd fuck their mom like a true gamer
      FuckMe 20 apr
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    • I can't wait to throw down with the ghost under my bed. That bitch been stealing so many socks that I kept Walmart in business.
      nanashiX 20 apr
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    • Also you shouldn’t be afraid cuz ghosts aren’t real
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    • Sorry about killing you, buddy. I just get lonely and needed a friend. Being a ghost isn’t so bad. You don’t have to eat or poop, and scaring people is fun. And you can see any woman that you want to naked.
      MrJack 20 apr
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    • Coincidentally, this makes murder suicides kind of awkward.
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    • If it can physically hurt/kill you it's likely you can physically touch it through some means. Therefore dick the ghost down.
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    • Ghost: (kills me) Me as a ghost now: OK BITCH IS THAT HOW WE PLAYING?
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    • Ghosts aren’t real but ok
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    • Unless they are demons and their power level is higher than yours when you become a level 1 ghost
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    • The whole thing about becoming a ghost means that I died and I, unlike most of the x and z gen, do not wish to die no matter how hard life can be. So yeah, I’m afraid of evil ghostestes
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    • Well ghosts aren’t real so you shouldn’t be afraid of them anyways
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    • Bitch, fuck that. If a ghost kills me I'm gonna force myself to be reincarnated into an anime world or the marvel universe or something.
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    • Look if a ghost can touch me, then i can touch the ghost. And you can bet your ass that ghost is gunna be catching these hands
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    • Reminds me of something I heard before. Someone was talking to a guy from a bomb squad and asked him if he was scared of his job. The guy replied "Either I'm right or suddenly it's not my problem anymore" I like it.
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    • Ha! I'll just kill myself first!
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    • SPIRIT! GUUUUN!
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    • Harness the spirit inside yourself to fistfight the ghost
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    • ... Why would anyone assume that they're ghosts in the first place? Y'all Iniggas need to face the facts: that if there is no evidence to support somethin' then you shouldn't believe it. Straight truth that'll make you say: "Bruh"
      Mr_Bang 20 apr
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    • _IA_ 20 apr
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    • A ghost might fuck you though
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    • When you fear ghosts, they get stronger. You can get jumpscared, but afterwards remember to tell them to fuck off and that you're trying to watch a movie
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    • The only power ghasts have is based off of your fears. The more you fear them the stronger they are. Ghosts are a little stronger, but again mainly feed on fear and rely on it for power. Ghasts are past images (usually) that keep repeating. Ghosts can usually be persuaded to move on to the next life
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    • Or the ghost turns you into a ghost and rapes you
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    • If I become a ghost I’m going to haunt someone to the point where they try to kill them self, but I won’t let them, I’ll just keep tormenting them and forcing them to live through it
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    • PorkSword 20 apr
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    • After watching a creepy movie and going to bed, I'll notice any odd sounds alot sooner. I dont bother looking anymore tho, cause what you gonna do against something paranormal anyways?
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    • People who believe in ghosts are the same ones who can’t come to terms with the inevitability of death and the human condition.
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    • Yo I will haunt the fuck outta u if ur a no good, low life bully.
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    • Do I become a super ghost if I lose again to the same ghost?
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    • What if what happens to you after you die is dependent on what you believe like if u christian u do that christian shit if you Muslim u do that muslim shit and if you atheist u just disappear
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    • The fact people still believe in Ouija boards is reason enough to believe we’ve failed as a species
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    • They feed off fear so don’t be scared
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    • If they can hurt you from beyond the grave they are obviously stronger than a freshly killed you
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    • Does anyone else have ghost stories?
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    • Man the ghosts at my work (old hospital) are helpful. I’ll be like “Dr. Wagner, can you get that door for me?” And it will just open. Creepy to some, helpful to others
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    • Me when I find out my house is haunted: *shoots self in head* “it’s on now motherfucker!”
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    • What if they torture you but won't let you die?
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    • Smh if they can hurt you they can fuck you
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    • They can degrade you mentally until you are a husk of the person you once were spending every day suffering at the hands of said spirit
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    • I remember when I was a kid I got spooked at night and I called my grandma to my room and I told her that it was a ghost and she said that they should clean the dishes if they’re going to be here
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    • Playing infection on halo is the same energy
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    • I read too many books about paranormal activity back in elementary school, now I’m almost 19 and still creeped out being home alone
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    • Large scale zombie tag
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    • Remember kids if any apparitions in your room can hurt you physically then that means you can get up and kick the shit out of them as well because to be tangible means that you are killable
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    • Some ghosts are just assholes who give you a boner and make you wonder where it came from
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    • If a ghost killed you and then you became a ghost it be really awkward
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    • L E T S G E T R E A D Y T O R U M B L E
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    • Yeah but whatever killed me has more time to train and work out on the afterlife or will I just immediately be Casper the shredded chad ghost?
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    • Punch the ghost in its ghost balls
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    • Now there’s a real shower thought
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    • If i die by a ghost. I'll brawl him in the afterlife
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    • To get this hentai off the tc I bestow upon you inigga
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    • Also I got like three ghosts in my room and they’re like pets at this point, one supposedly is older and wants to sulk while the other is the equivalent of a doofy teen dancing in the corner. Third isn’t confirmed and isn’t around very often but he’s a lil more... malicious...
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    • I would then proceed to fuck them into submission with my raw power
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    • If you believe In ghosts then your probably a high school dropout
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    • Optimist 100
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    • You can take me out but once we are the same Imma fuck you up
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    • Oh. Cool.
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    • Ghosts arent real
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    • Ghosts aren't real
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    • Or cause ghosts are fake as shit. If I'm wrong demons come fuck my ass.
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