There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they
ride trains into the city to find food before riding
back to the suburbs to sleep at night.
iP
iScare iScare
22 sep 2020
There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they ride trains into the city to find food before riding back to the suburbs to sleep at night. iP
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat
That's my peach.
memesarelife69420 memesarelife69420
1 oct 2020
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat That's my peach.
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant:
don't even know anymore
ME1K ME1K
27 jan 2021
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant: don't even know anymore
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME:
SORRY I'M SO SORRY
Skeewomp Skeewomp
16 aug 2020
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME: SORRY I'M SO SORRY
The perfect cosplay doesn't exis..
Tostito_Memes Tostito_Memes
13 mar
The perfect cosplay doesn't exis..
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih
When someone
Bruuuuh
Ba
Replying to
Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming
PM - 24 Oct 2017
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih When someone Bruuuuh Ba Replying to Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming PM - 24 Oct 2017
re don deployment and don't understand local customs
what's gonna happen to the goat?
Skuntpunch Skuntpunch
28 jun
re don deployment and don't understand local customs what's gonna happen to the goat?
name something better than Logan and
Jake Paul, i bet you can't
@finah
death
WalmartEef WalmartEef
18 may
name something better than Logan and Jake Paul, i bet you can't @finah death
Printers Name: Bob Marley
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 sep 2020
Printers Name: Bob Marley Reason: Its always jammin' Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever
Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33
ape
at the same time
SkulKnight SkulKnight
21 nov 2020
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33 ape at the same time
nobody:
serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
princesschaos princesschaos
1 may
nobody: serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
SS
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.
Dear feminine product companies: You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product. SS No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror. I want real.
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for
20 million?
SPECIAL
> Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
20 mil and a free nap sign me up
Rumple4skin649 Rumple4skin649
8 mar
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for 20 million? SPECIAL > Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 20 mil and a free nap sign me up
AMazon ME.
Facehook
Go og
my searoh
histary
Apple
perfect_memes perfect_memes
26 oct 2020
AMazon ME. Facehook Go og my searoh histary Apple
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!"
That's bullshit!
Ariiithepigg
7 sep 2020
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!" That's bullshit!
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
The Simpsons Will Now Only Use
Voice Actors Who Permanently
Dye Their Skin Yellow
BabylonBee BabylonBee
24 feb
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee The Simpsons Will Now Only Use Voice Actors Who Permanently Dye Their Skin Yellow
Girls: guys never get our hints
Hints:
Two Zero Two Four
2024 0044
0024 2044
ItTyrone ItTyrone
30 dec 2020
Girls: guys never get our hints Hints: Two Zero Two Four 2024 0044 0024 2044