There are people telling funny
history stories and I wanted to tell
Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded
Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get
in his good favor, so they sent
along two teenage girls to him for
him to use as he pleased.
Napoleon was disgusted, because
um, no, and he was madly in love
with Josephine. So he sent them
back. And, well, the Egyptian
ministers must have
Because they sent back two ten
year old boys.